Edited and republished from the mindmadeup blog
our laws – frequently and frenziedly invoked by the xenophobes against minorities – unless they themselves are at the receiving end of an arrest warrant and a court appearance – a regular occurrence. Then the judge, magistrates, lawyers, court staff etc become Commie (see Commie) faggots (see faggots).
our land – the patriot loves the land even though by legal title it belongs to the British monarch, her heirs and successors, except for certain areas which have been reluctantly handed back to the people who really do own the land, and even when the only contact the patriot has with the native soil is when some effort with the lawnmower is required to remove three months of grass and weeds…unless someone else can be made to do it (see women)
our police – also revered and invoked by the xenophobes against minorities – until a copper pulls the xenophobe up for speeding or they fail the RBT. Then “our police” become the “fukn pigs”.
elite – Favourite insult of wealthy tabloid writers/shock jocks and their not-so-wealthy followers. Anyone who made it past Year 8 at school and who writes grammatical English, is tolerant of other cultures and who abhors mindless populism appealing to the lowest common denominator.
our culture – see Australian way of life. Undefineable by the best minds in the country, seriously lacking in references to art, music and literature and almost exclusively a male concern (see women)
legitimate concerns – the latest bunch of groundless fears emanating from spam e mails, shock jocks, Internet rumours and the paranoia of xenophobes.
Southern Cross – the constellation Crux which can be seen throughout the Southern Hemisphere but which in the mind of patriots is exclusive to Straya (see patriot). Needless to say it still adorns the white spotty corpus and over-modified gas guzzler of the Troo Patriot.
feral – anyone who does not subscribe to the unwritten code of practice of the full-blown xenophobe (see bogot). Often teamed with the epithet unwashed. This descriptor can encompass behaviour frowned upon by said xenophobe to include:
- disagreeing with the xenophobe
- laughing at the xenophobe
- lampooning the xenophobe
- beating the xenophobe at an argument
- using facts and evidence
- being female or openly gay or even being thus perceived by the xenophobe
freedom of speech – a concept which belongs solely to the xenophobe for the expression of xenophobia. Anyone else who points out the irony and inconsistency is immediately labelled an elite (see elite), Commie (see Commie) faggot (see faggot) or an unwashed feral.
women – a prized possession of the male when it comes to stoushes with other groups (‘our women’). Ranks somewhere near the pet Staffy in estimation. Main job is to produce white babies, keep up the beer supply and wear as little as possible.
patriots – people who say they love Straya but don’t much like anyone living there who doesn’t look or act as they do. This includes the original inhabitants, though when convenient for the patriot, can be dragged out to reinforce their xenophobia (see Indigenous people)
patriotism – love of country – as long as it is confined to the deeds of white people and its history doesn’t reach back further than 1788.
multicultural – anyone who doesn’t drink VB or eat foreign food (unless of course it is from a franchise) Also see Commie feminist faggot.
Communist – (see Commie). An early Marxist party which has largely disappeared in Australia but which can be used by the politically ignorant as a handy insult.
Indigenous people – the group xenophobes pretend to like/have sympathy for but who become the target if there is no one else around. Xenophobes love to claim (distant) Aboriginal ancestry, as long as it does not exclude the patriot from the ranks of white supremacists (see Aborigines).
Aborigines – people whom the xenophobes have as friends until it is their turn to get bashed (see Indigenous people)
Australian Way of Life – An indefinable concept with vague parameters which seems to consist of mutterings of “a fair go” from a bunch of xenophobes. When you can actually extract a description it generally excludes anyone who isn’t white, male or is/was Christian.
nationalist – a xenophobe who wants to pretend he is Garibaldi (see patriot)… oh wait, Garibaldi was a wog (see wog)
patriot – a xenophobe who loves his whites-only fantasy land Straya (see nationalist)
protectionist – a xenophobe who wants people to fuck off cos we’re full – unless they’re white
white power – a neo-Nazi who uses a marketing slogan to define himself. Can we look forward then to Finish to indicate their genocidal tendencies? Or Omo for their backward social policies?
white pride – being proud of a tendency to melanoma.
feminist – a woman who won’t date a xenophobe.
faggot – a man who won’t date a xenophobe.
facts and evidence – with a zeal worthy of the medieval church the bogot is always on the lookout for opponents who use carefully researched information when mounting their arguments. After all every Troo Strayan knows that all that information is bad for you and can cause cancer or fade the curtains.
The xenophobe prefers to rely on his/her gut feelings which he/she happily shares with like-minded bogots, and will persist with misinformation even to the point of being publicly humiliated.
So every dodgy Internet rumour or fairy tale from some hate website is lovingly and tiresomely aired via social media to the rest of the population. Then hurt feelings ensue as the rest of the population not only proceeds to ignore the xenophobe but actually laughs at them.
Commies – anyone who votes Labor or anything left of Labor. Or Malcolms Turnbull or Fraser for that matter. The term has been replaced as an insult of late by Green and Socialist Alliance (a miniscule far left political party) which goes to show that it takes some 20 years for bogots to catch up with the rest of the world.
NWO – the New World Order. Something which greatly excites and awes many patriots though they cannot explain it. It has something to do with the Spielberg Group and their dastardly movies. Or a shopping list for Coles. Or something (see Illuminati).
Straya – a mythical land of melanin-deficient patriots (see patriot) who dwell on a fantasy past where everyone had a job, the bread was white along with the picket fences and there was no poverty (despite the Depression), no inequality (and those damn women were In The Kitchen) and people learnt good stuff at school (like saluting the flag and singing songs to the English monarch)
uni student – anyone who can spell and write (see elite). In Straya uni students live perpetually on Centrelink and do not wash. Unfortunately for the bigot, the vicissitudes of life necessitate that from time to time the bigot must tear himself away from Stormfront, conspiracy websites and Asian porn and attend the doctor, the dentist and the accountant. If the bigot receives the unwelcome attention of the law for enforcing his/her freedom of speech on the persons or the possessions of his/her opponent, then they will also need a lawyer. All of whom have been uni students at some stage (see elite Commie faggots)
wog – an old pejorative term used to abuse immigrants of mainly Southern European/Mediterranean background. However those rascally wogs have taken the term and made it their own which means that it can no longer be used by the patriot to Keep Them in their Place. Sometimes life is so unfair. But fortunately there are newer arrivals to engage and exhaust the vocabulary resources of the patriot.
Islam – an ancient religion which is current Phobia of the Month with xenophobes, replacing long-time contender Judaism (for now).
Asians – undifferentiated vaguely threatening population which is going to Take Over Our Country. That is, when the xenophobes return from their holidays in Bali and Phuket, which aren’t really Asia are they?
Very nice, and very accurate. Except the statement about who owns the land. Whether or not the Monarchy owns Australia is debatable, but in legal terms, the the British Monarchy is not the Monarchy of Australia. The Monarchy of Australia is officially the Australian Monarchy, completely separate and independent of the British Monarchy.
Sorry for picking it out it just really annoys me when I see mistakes about the Monarchy, being a staunch monarchist and all.
Otherwise good article.
Little Nikki Folkes, The J-Wizz Coward Crew, Merritt,Brian (AKA Fess) and his idiot wife, Richards, Bascham, the toilet obsessed warrior Morris, various Steinbergers and their sexual partners,Hodges, Joolz, Backwards Jason, the Asian prostitute shagging xenophobe, Sergio, the Faux Jew, Parsey et al.
It’s a shrill,strangled,scared little twisting of our language they babble on with, isn’t it?
Disappointed you left out bog-stench though.
One of only a few phrases one of the above repeats as nauseum when confronted with real questions,along with “how many votes did YOU get!!!??”
Bloody great piece though.
The Southern Cross appears on a whole lot of national flags – Aotearoa-NZs, Papaua new Guinea’s, Samoa’s plus Brazil’s – and gets a mention in Brazil’s national anthem as well as ours. It is the smallest of the 88 constellations but contains five fairly bright main visible stars as traditionally depicted incl. Acrux which is the 14th brightest star in the night sky and Mimosa which is the 20th brightest star. Despite all five stars being commonly depcited as white or blue, one of its stars – Gamma Crucis – is a red giant and one of the nearest such stars at a mere 88 light years whilst another Epsilon Crucis, the faintest one usually shown, is a variable orange giant. The “pointer” furthest from the cross and brightest is Alpha Centauri the nearest star to our sun just four ly distant but the other pointer Hadar or Agena (Beta centauri) is almost as bright but is located at close to four hundred light years away. The constellation has significance and differing depictions in various indigenous and southern hemisphere cultures too being a possum to some aboriginal peoples, a wedge tailed eagle foot to others, an anchor to the Maori and two giraffes to the Tswana people of Botswana.
Hope this is interesting for y’all and adds a few extra perspectives on that particular glossary entry. Apologies and please let me know if not.
You could have just said its the trashy tattoo/sticker that lets me know who not to engage with as a potential decent human being.
Long time reader of this awesome blog 🙂 Great work guys.
I came across a ‘Support Tony Abbott’ on FB. It was pretty vile to read. Maybe you’ve already come across it but just thought I’ll let you know. To think I once voted for them *hand me a bucket*
Just had our second report about it. Facebookers might like to head over and report.
We’ve mashed the location so it doesn’t get broadcast but savvy web users can remove the [NO HYPERLINK]
Brilliant..Loved every minute of the read. Keep up the great work 🙂
Enlightening to say the least!
I often get trash emails encouraging me to return Australia to it’s traditional values. You know the kind I mean, from the group of “Forward this or you’re part of the problem” genre.
The problem I have with them is that Oz has generally been pretty relaxed about migrants albeit with a lot of name calling until folk start to integrate. The folk who send me these emails want the country to be the absolute opposite of the land of a fair go. A place this country has never been.
They are usually pretty confused efforts and sometimes they recommend “if you don’t like it you can leave. ” Well I do like it and seeing as they are the ones wanting change I recommend they follow their own advice and head to the US.
Traditional Aussie Values is probably a direct equivalent of the Aussie way of life. It can mean a totally different thing between two folk arguing the same point from opposite perspectives.