Darren Beatle Bailey Morris Wants You To Fight Him

He’s just the bigot-troll doll gift that keeps on giving. I’m sure you remember Darren Beatle Bailey Morris but in case you’ve forgotten, here he is:

Here’s a rant he delivered just prior to New Years Eve (2012). We hope it brightens up your Monday!

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And some messages sent earlier last year to one of the Goblin’s amorous conquests female targets. He really thinks he is hot shit with women. She didn’t however, and was happy to pass them on to us.

Goblin love

And in case you are interested, a glimpse into the complex mind of this deep stinker

Darren pervert

Joseph’s Technicolor Dream Team Hate Group

Remember this guy? Last year Liberal Party stalwart Joseph Adams got himself into a bit of bother when it was revealed that he is in fact a 100% snaggle-toothed obsessive Facebook Islamophobe.

A highly embarrassed Liberal Party acted swiftly to rid itself of its shameful scion.

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Undaunted by his rejection for the role as a future Robert Menzies, Adams proceeded to create his own party of fellow phobes.

Adams creates group

Not satisfied with this, Adams then joined illegal non-citizen Martin Brennan’s rag-tag APDM, an even scruffier offshoot of the ADL, dedicated to ridding Straya of “teh_mooslems” by all possible means, including violence and intimidation. After all 1% of the population is pretty scary if you live in the monocultural bits of Queensland where Muslims don’t even live and you have this, you know, anger about fings like yer know Vegemite n scary ladies in veils, anxieties that can only be relieved by pumping up and bashing some hapless minority group or other.

Street movement

In the name of xenophobic solidarity Adams is only too willing to embrace his fellow Islamophobes as they form yet another hate group.

Batty Burqa and friends

To keep the ole hate going, what better than to join in the quest to rid Straya of extremist nutjob Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon.

Even if it involves murder.

Murder page

Adams must have cut and pasted this Qur’an quote a million dreary times but he never gets tired of it.

Now for some typical gems from Joseph Adams’ mates. First, emulating her leader,  a cut-and-paste from a hundred anti-Muslim e mails lovingly reproduced by disciple Lyn Phillips Culton

Boring cut and paste

Ho hum Lynn…e mail fail…

We can’t accuse Joey of not being on the cutting edge of current events. Here’s his bunch of haters responding to the latest Muslim protests.

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Veteran bigot Rosina leads the charge followed by Kellylee and Carol who wants a “mix” (sic) society – presumably one where everyone emulates the lifestyle of the bogot.

Now David has no doubts at all as to what the “Strayan way of life ” is. Scantily clad women and booze.

And Liz parades her clitoris for all the world to see. No thanks Liz but maybe you can get together with Dave and educate him.

JOKE

Q: What’s the difference between a pub and a clitoris?

A: 80% of Strayan men can find the pub.

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Not to be outdone, the lifestyle gurus are joined by gritty battle-hardened former Williamtown Air Force Base guard Ronald Munro, closely followed by Pauline Hanson worshipper Patricia Andrews.

And while Emma strains  dictionary and thesaurus in her attempt to sound intelligent, Ben wants his cock sucked.

Amazing how so much of the hatred ends up revolving around sex.

Obviously copying Emma’s efforts at improving her English, old Norm also manages to do some interesting stuff with mixed metaphors.

Gag mouth shut

We wish we had a photograph of that one Norm.

Now this would have to be one of the dumbest posts we have seen. Guess what Daniel, see if you can figure out where Gallipoli is and whom the Anzacs were fighting.

Anzac Day

And guess which victorious nation commemorates Anzac Day as well? And what the religious faith of most of its population is?

Gallipoli Mosque

This Sydney mosque is called the Gallipoli Mosque. Wonder if the bogots know why?

Debbie Smith

We will let veteran bogot Debbie Smith have the last word as she diligently posts up yet another spurious headline from yet another Muslim hate site.

Debbie Smith

Fetish party or protecting us from “teh_mooslems.” ?

Could be a nice home for Corey Bernardi once he is kicked out of the Liberal Party.

The APDM hates women

The far right have always hated women. Of course they won’t come out and say that because they would then be even less successful than they already are at recruiting women, whom they desperately need in their minute groups, firstly to give others the illusion that these failed men are real men and socially adept, secondly to open the beers and most importantly to massage their poor shrivelled little…egos.

Take the so-called “Australian Patriots Defence Movement” for instance. It is a small anti-Muslim Facebook group with an even smaller number of followers “on the ground”. The APDM makes a great show of beating its little collection of puny chests and pretending that they are concerned about women’s rights. However we were able to obtain evidence of what they really think.

Misogynist drongos

Note the participants. Firstly, pin-up boy and self-styled legal expert Luke Jenkins . Luke has featured many times here at TAB, both for his unsavoury comments and the indignant squawks which ensue when he is featured. But he has no qualms about posting a photo up of a young mum whose only “crime” is to be an anti-racist Muslim.

Luke’s a real man isn’t he ladies? Wouldn’t you be proud to bring him home to Mum? Just tell her to hide the family pics.

Luke Jenkins

We have showcased  Wyatt Wharton and his fantasies before but now he has taken fairy tales to a new high…or low.

Wyatt Derp has taken exception to the fact that someone is Muslim. So imagining he has her contact details, this intellectual pygmy proposes to *gasp – give it to the admin of the junk page he has posted on

While Wyatt and his fellow cave-dwellers slowly chew that one over, an anti-racist, also female, whose anonymity we also respect succinctly points out what we all know:

“Wyatt you are full of shit”

Indeed, and in Wyatt’s case it emanates copiously from the rear end of a horse.

horse' s arse

Wart prepares to speak

Wyatt you are full of shit

Darren Bailey-Morris, goblin activist, then chimes in with his deep insights into the fair sex, obviously being refreshingly indifferent to his own distinct lack of eye appeal.

He is followed by Jayden Smedley who is apparently a female (??) but who enjoys a bit of a yarn with the lads, especially those with the intellectual leanings of Wart and his Posse of Pindicks.

Now pay attention ladies, here is Scott Hartley, giving us the benefits of his awesome sexual knowledge derived from almost 60 years spent in solo wanking. Note the position of the right hand. He must be dreaming.

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PHWOAAAARRR!!

He coyly lets on that he is in an “open relationship (translation – his missus can’t stand him so she lets him wander the streets off the leash while she goes and enjoys herself) probably hoping to get it on with Jayden or Wart or even Goblin.

But there’s more…

Facebook resident psycho Batty Burqa has helpfully posted yet another photograph stolen from a Facebook page in its relentless quest to prove that the unnamed anti-racist in the conversation  is a *gasp…moooooslem

ADL rubbish

This is accompanied by squeals of excitement from one Marcus Jenkins, who displays an intimate knowledge of dog testicles as well as conspicuous talents as a spy photographer. ASIO should sign him up, since he has the knack of staying clear of the camera lens himself while capturing the humble features of his fellow bigots “patriots” in loving detail – and tagging them wrongly.

Maybe ASIO already have.

Marcus is very bashful as befits someone who is so impaired he thinks a picture of a Welsh dragon represents Anglo-Saxon culture. Marcus likes to post at memorial sites for dead babies, a rather creepy activity for someone with no connection to either the deceased or to the real people grieving there.

And it turns out that Luke and Batty had the wrong person all the time in both cases. Plus by publishing hijacked photos of one woman to attempt to intimidate another that they have no problem having their misogyny (look it up boys!) paraded for the world to see.

We remind these clowns that a prominent journalist has just been found guilty of racism in court. It’s not the anti-racists who need to fear the law.

And the screenshots? Sorry fellas, they are on their way to the police.

UPDATE

Of course Wart has form on this sort of thing. Never mind that wherever he gets his info is totally wrong – maybe Marcus Jenkins, G-man?

Wart threat

Yet More Amusement from the Bogots

Spring is in the air and along with the warmer weather the overheated brains of the bogots creak and splutter into action mode.

A wriggling handful of bogot larvae aged around 7 discuss TV superheroes….oh wait…

Arrested development

Now if these little tykes want a home-grown hero they need go no further than Queensland’s (and Texas’s own) dual citizen, ultra-conservative cowpoke and wearer of hats to rival Bob Katter’s, Colonel Wyatt Wharton.

Yes folks, Wart is a gennooine Dixie Colonel – of a Confederate re-enactment group located in the good ole USA. And we all know what happened to the Confederates now, don’t we?

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Colonel Wart surrenders to the Antibogans

Tell you what if we were Jackie or Tom or John we’d be trembling in our boots as Big Wart relentlessly rides the range trackin’ down them thar varmints and keepin’ Laura Norder north of the Rio Grande Tweed.. Yee-ha!!

Wyatt the wart

Meanwhile back in Straya, True Blue Aussieboy, as distinct from that ole Woolloomooloo Yank Wyatt, is fretting about a world wide takeover that has left him totally incoherent, not to mention illiterate.

True Blue Aussie

Now what can it be? Extra-terrestrial aliens? Feral insects? Rupert Murdoch?

No, it seems to be a “Muslame”. They must be scary indeed if they can achieve world domination using only one person from within the dull bureaucratic fortress of DIAC. Chris Bowen needs to be told!

muslameEeek!!

Now here’s another muppet presumably fearing the same dastardly “Muslame”.

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“People who live in australian (sic)” again raises the spectre of alien life forms taking over our bodies. They may want to “100% live and wish to live like australians (sic)” but they cannot be trusted. They might be “Muslame”. Or fake Americans even. But that’s OK. All the fake cowboys can go to Arabia and live in “there sand huts (sic)”

Trudging down the tired old path of white exceptionalism comes a two-headed creature called “Spike Heavens Angel”.

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Now we are not sure which country it is in, but we are fairly sure that Australia has never been a “white country”. Nor have our near neighbours, New Zealand, PNG and Indonesia, nor any countries to the north, east and west.

Oh wait a minute. There is a land to the south of us, and it is pretty much white most of the year…except for the penguins, whales and seals. Damn their variegated hides!

Antarctica

A white-only (well almost) land

We look forward to waving goodbye to Spike as it sails into the south, both heads bobbing.

Australian Patriots Defence Movement of the Bowels

Maybe you should have told Darren, Wyatt! Beatle doesn’t mind a bit of slap and tickle with unknown women – you really should have had him on a leash.

Ah, that’s the spirit Scott. Stand up against Darren’s violent ways. At least Darren understands that racist (and sexist) remarks are just going to paint you as rednecks.

Oh Darren, it seems you couldn’t control your racist, violent or sexist ways on the day of the first official rally for the APDM (Australian Patriots Defence Movement). Perhaps you should grow up and fill that fat head of yours with some intelligence! Pick up a book sometime!

Nothing like a bit of street-lit, eh Beatle? Especially when it’s all about ‘peeeee-dophilia’!

As you were. Over and out.