The Hamster Wheel V Muslamic Burqa Rayguns

We love The Chaser here at TAB so we were very pleased to see their new show The Hamster Wheel.

In one of their latest episodes they have taken on the vexed question of the burqa, a question which seems to really worry about half a dozen extremely odd people and which is a convenient way for A Current Affair 60 Minutes Today Tonight to fill up some air time (and presumably keep the viewers and sponsors of A Current Affair 60 Minutes TDT happy with some gratuitous minority-bashing).

Internet fashion guru Kye Keating apparently took time out of his busy schedule of creating and keeping up with dodgy Facebook groups to give his considered opinion to TDT on an article of clothing worn by a handful of observant adherents to a minority religious group . We find that Kye has no job or study plans we can immediately discern but he does have a snappy line in emo hairdos and a refreshingly charisma-free media presence.

Batty burqa site

We forecast a great future for Kye doing something or other especially with head-shots like this.

Kye Keating

Kye gets his bliss on

In other highlights, media whore and self-appointed mad  Mahdi to the unshriven Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon was also happy to lend his presence to the proceedings. Perhaps he and Kye can get together and exchange hair and makeup tips?

Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon

Ibby struts his stuff

And The Hamster Wheel has some handy hints for media eager to get on the batty burqa circuit.

Islamo-media

Move over pet rocks and Rubik’s cubes, TAB foresees some great pointless merchandising opportunities. With dynamos like Kye and spruikers like Ibby, you can’t miss!

Watch The Hamster Wheel on ABC-TV
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