Australian Nazi Collective

Just the tip of the iceberg ladies and gentlemen…

Southern Cross Soldiers – Rebels Without A Clue

Just another drop in the ocean, that is the important impotent Aussie circle-jerking collective known as the Southern Cross Soldiers:

Recruits? For what, Joel? Are you running a training camp? An alcoholics anonymous chapter? A book review club? Why do participants need to be prepared to bleed? Is there going to be a monthly blood donation drive?

Joel Beresford, as much as it sounds like you’re merely a child living in a flabby man’s body, it honestly sounds as though you’re trying to round equally dead-shitted people together in order to incite physical altercations with non-whites. Could this be the case?

Ah, the SCS’s favourite keyword. ‘Chapter’. Here’s desperado Anthony Patrick Murray telling us all what we’ve known all along – that the Southern Cross Soldiers only exist to verbally and physically oppose people from other cultures.

LOLWTF? Nice mask by the way Stewart Myers…

Ah, Australia is safe with the SCS protecting us all. Anytime Darwinism wants to kick in would be just fine.

Shoot Them Wog C*nts – Because They Start Shit


Shoot all wog cunts. Because all of them ‘start shit’. What ‘shit’? Is there any specificity in this claim? Or just a call for genocide?

Thank you for this irrelevant mindfuck Aaron Ballhause (of Southern Cross Soldier association).

Southern Cross Soldiers: PLEASE Believe Us! We Aren’t Racist!

The Southern Cross Soldiers have hit the headlines once again. This time they are heading an article about racism on Facebook. Surely racism on social media doesn’t exist in Australia. Right?

Okay a few questions for you Cheyne Haartsen:

1. Who are you protecting Australia from, and how?

2. How do you intend on halting immigration in the future?

3. How do you suggest you will rid Australia of Islam?

4. Are you and the Southern Cross Soldiers racists?

5. How can you pretend to be in a position of moral upstanding when several of your members have served time behind bars?

More on the Southern Cross Soldiers here.

Thank God the Cheyne Haartsen, Mathew Green, Bradley Haartsen and their SCS are fighting for, um, against… Um? Well they’re wearing a lot of black, saluting Hitler’s Nazis, advertising motorcycle and alcoholic brands and holding prohibited weapons. Breathe easy Australians, these guys are protecting us from, ah, um…. What?

Meh fuck it.

A lot of alcohol worshiping coupled with slogans like ‘fuck off we’re full’ and ‘love it or leave it’. Nah not racist, bogan, drunken fucktards at all.

Nothin’ racist about ‘fuck the Lebs’. Can’t believe the SCS got a negative write up from the media.

Hitler loved hanging around with shirtless young boys too. You guys are on the right path. SCS ’til I die motherfucker!

I’m pretty sure there’s a similar pic of Layne Beachley around somewhere. Although, possibly without the motorcycle helmet and extended middle finger.

*Sigh* what a tiring day kicking shit and whinging about my life. Time to sit on my couch and drag my sweaty back all over the Aussie flag while wearing a Freddy mask and drinking a VB longneck.

Okay Rhys Connelly – will definitely ensure that I don’t recommend Galston Service Centre! Would hate to think that you guys are just sitting back drinking beers for every non-white Australian that tries to get a pink slip from you.

Aussie Pride, Christmas Shame

Thought it was only them Muzzies who hated and wanted to change Christmas.

Oh joy. There’s your Christmas present.


Centrelink supported Simon hates refugees because they apparently use up precious tax dollars and want us to change Christmas.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday (northern hemisphere), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Merry Christmas to the rest of you folk!


“heil hitler (sic)/no surrender, no retreat…” (from Melbourne)

Not much to add to this, obviously. He does seem to be the complete package though…:

* homophobe;

* Aussie pride white nationalist;

* Fuck Off We’re Full representative;

* neo-nazi;

* racist;

* English language enforcer with terrible English skills;

* violent tendencies;

* desire to bomb/kill non-whites.

Love from Melbourne.

‘I’m Not Racist, But…’ File no.397

I’m not racist, but…

* Grandaddy fought to keep non-whites out (???);

* We should cut Lebanese girls up and stuff them into barrels;

* The only real Aussies are white;

* We are full of ‘imports’;

Oh and just for the record – this guy, his younger brother and his older brother have all spent time in jail.

Yeah, Aussie pride. Hating on non-whites and spending time in jail at the expense of the rest of us.

Aussie Pride? Judge For Yourself…

Two More Epic Fails On The Way…

Get your diaries ready, as our two favourite racist entities try to organise a bunch of braindead fucks together to publicly display their intolerance. You’d think it would be easy, right? But it seems that although there are thousands of racists in Australia, most of them are spineless dopes who prefer to play keyboard warriors online.

How do we know these two events will be epic failures? Well, firstly – take a look at the (combined) numbers:

76 attending
143 ‘maybe’s
946 not attending
805 ignored the invitation altogether

And of those combined 76 participants, we can look at previous examples of events like these, and how the real number of attendees will look more like a quarter of that.

We look forward to reading about how these fools are embarrassed in public, again.