Australian Nazi Collective

Just the tip of the iceberg ladies and gentlemen…

Our 600th Post: Sharlene Ashton and the Collective Stupid

Remember Sharlene Ashton?

Turns out the racist, Islamophobe, homophobe fire-starter is cleaning your business and serving your children canteen goodies.

I didn’t know hating non-whites and setting houses on fire was our ‘way of life’.

Moving on. Here’s a quick montage of some more true blue Aussie racism and stupidity.

With love.

Those ‘Rocket lunches’ must surely cause a fair bit of indigestion and heartburn.

Nice one Paul Guru D’Fence. Wouldn’t it be horrible if women were treated as ‘chattels’? You know, a piece of property that you had to pay for.

Because arguing on the Internet is just so important that problems can only be solved by killing people.

What do you call a bald racist with short-man-syndrome?

Whatever you like. Anyone can be a hero when they type on Facebook.

Good one Bonnie Redburn aka Bonnie May Down.

Australian Customs Officer: You a Muslim?

Muslim just off the plane: No.

Australian Customs Officer: Welcome to Australia.

Well said Rpnald. You probably would have had achieved a little more credibility had you spelled your own name correctly.

How did you obtain those pig-related liquids David?

They’re usually behind bars Hunter.

You’ve got to love ‘HARD COR INTELECTS’ who don’t like ‘RELIGONS’ running our ‘COUNTRIES’ laws.

Whoops excuse us Scott, We shouldn’t have been expressing OUR right to freedom of speech when all along there are bald, pin-dicked thugs like you who can stalk and threaten us. But feel free to continue to whinge about your freedom of speech being attacked by leftists.

How vivid the memory of watching the planes hit the twin towers is. So vivid that whenever I remember it happening I forget that it happened on the 11th of September and that if I was watching it live on Australian TV it happened around 11:30pm at night.

You know what I hate about those Muslims Robin? All those terror attacks they commit on Australian soil. Yeah, okay, I admit it – they haven’t actually committed one single terror attack on Australian soil. But the simple fact is that THE MUZZIES should be hated because they want to kill people with guns and bombs and they don’t care about who you are. They want you dead indiscriminately. Us Aussies would never ever act or talk like that.

They must be joking. But the Muzzies aren’t. Don’t ask me to explain why. It’s too hard.

Ah the Australian biker clubs. Full of repute, they will defend us by stabbing people William Davis doesn’t like.

Phew! A NICE swastika. For a minute there, we were worried Sean Blanch had a NOT-SO-NICE swastika on his back! Like one of the ones below… Ah, the master race.

Yes, Ben. Abel corsef all the way.

Nothing like a good disguise that won’t attract attention when robbing a bank.

Anyone want a ‘husban’? Shriveled gonads from years of riding the chopper, beer belly and grey mullet. Free to a good home.

Nourishment Nazi-style

Sometimes moronic stupidity takes a while to announce itself whenever the bogots set up a group. Initially they might even pretend to be “concerned citizens” actually believing they are worrying about a current issue. They may even fool normal people into actually going over and debating with them.

But sooner or later their true selves emerge.

Take this silly group called “We Hate Muslims “   Petition to Ban Halal Products in Australia for instance. Not content with ramping up the fear factor using lurid tales of evil conspiracies to restrict the bogot from his/her favourite tucker, or worse still pretending to be concerned with issues of animal cruelty, they have now come out of the closet with what they are really on about.

A flourish of swastikas announces a procession of morons unmatched on few other Facebook pages. Brad Draugr Herman shows us his cunning linguistic skills with a couple of wedges of bad German with the admin waddling to catch up.

Here’s Brad ladies. He tells us he’s a bong maker.

He likes walks on the beach, small furry creatures, interesting green plants, death metal, dead bass players and cheap goon. No overt signs of any nutzi inclinations but that herbal stuff will give you paranoid fantasies all the time. And also make you write bad German.

Now Josh Coghlan displays no such ambiguity (and considerably fewer language skills) as he barks “88” before resuming his torture of the budgie. Josh likes quiet walks by the lake, big throbbing boats, wet fishy things and Nazis.

Someone better tell him quick that seafood is halal before he tucks into his next nosh-up at Belmont 16 Footers.

We’ll spare you a photo of Sean Blanch from Windale because we suspect he is either about 12 or he is somewhat impaired. Or both.

He rounds off the discussion with a heartfelt Sieg Heil and the breathtaking information that he has a “swasticka” (sic) on his back.

The Jewish community in the Newcastle area is small but active. So we’d strongly advise Sean not to take his shirt off anywhere public – or anywhere near any Poles, Ukrainians or Greeks, all of whom have fairly large communities in the area and all of whom would have lost at least one relative to the Nazis.

Now we come to the real nutzi in the woodpile. “Pasta Raz”. “Pasta” doesn’t like anything very much except Nazism but he does manage to get around spreading the message. For instance he fancies himself as a political philosopher as he declaims on yet another anti-Muslim group’s Wall.

He is so excited by his own rhetoric that he later expands on his argument as he gives advice along with his version of economic history to the anti-Muslim admin.

Unlike “Pasta” we have a fairly good understanding of what Hitler and the Holocaust was all about. And we offer the following advice for all those wannabe Nazis and other morons who think the grisly artifacts of Nazism are a source of humour.