Justin Honeywill – $2 hero

Kiddie bogot Justin Honeywill always seems to be angry. He was angry when TAB featured him last time. Nothing seems to have changed.

One reason he is angry is because he doesn’t look like his idol, American illusionist Criss Angel.

Justin idolises Criss so much he made a profile at another site using his picture.

We pixellated Criss’s face because we are fairly sure as a proud Greek-American he does not wish to be associated with a bogot like Justin.

Justin as Criss Angel

Criss looks pretty cool, and we suspect Justin does not. That’s why he has to make public appearances in a patriotic niqab of some sort, wearing paintball clobber and desperately trying to look like a hard-arsed Special Forces dude.

Note the $2 shop wristbands. The ones he nicked from his 4 year old sister. Good to see Justin is trying to get a colour-co-ordination thing going. That is important for the fashion-conscious bigoted white nationalist.

Justin Honeywill

Justin is aware of the power of the written word and likes to exercise this with  manifestos spammed to a variety of Aussie pride and racist Facebook pages.

Yeah Justin we know you are a “crazy bolke (sic)”. We just read the manifesto.

Justin Honeywill rant

Justin also belongs to neo-Nazi playgroup street group Southern Cross Soliders Soldiers, along with a handful of other “crazy bolkes (sic)”. However despite his admiration for Criss Angel, Justin still likes to show his manly independence with a rousing “FUCK USA”.

Justin Honeywill SCS

Southern Cross Soldiers – Rebels Without A Clue

Just another drop in the ocean, that is the important impotent Aussie circle-jerking collective known as the Southern Cross Soldiers:

Recruits? For what, Joel? Are you running a training camp? An alcoholics anonymous chapter? A book review club? Why do participants need to be prepared to bleed? Is there going to be a monthly blood donation drive?

Joel Beresford, as much as it sounds like you’re merely a child living in a flabby man’s body, it honestly sounds as though you’re trying to round equally dead-shitted people together in order to incite physical altercations with non-whites. Could this be the case?

Ah, the SCS’s favourite keyword. ‘Chapter’. Here’s desperado Anthony Patrick Murray telling us all what we’ve known all along – that the Southern Cross Soldiers only exist to verbally and physically oppose people from other cultures.

LOLWTF? Nice mask by the way Stewart Myers…

Ah, Australia is safe with the SCS protecting us all. Anytime Darwinism wants to kick in would be just fine.

Shoot Them Wog C*nts – Because They Start Shit


Shoot all wog cunts. Because all of them ‘start shit’. What ‘shit’? Is there any specificity in this claim? Or just a call for genocide?

Thank you for this irrelevant mindfuck Aaron Ballhause (of Southern Cross Soldier association).

Kristy and Joel form a group

One day Kristy walked into Centrelink at Liverpool, an activity which no doubt occurs regularly with her. Suddenly she saw some musicians.

We know things are tough for Australian musicians since poker machines overran the pubs. But we had no idea they had ten kids – well we know established stars like Barnesy have fair-sized families, but your average Aussie muso is a scrawny male who can barely scratch together enough money to feed himself and afford the petrol to go to gigs let alone have ten kids. And there’s the APRA fees, and paying your roadies and sound engineers…

Kristy Lacko Joel Rickard

Joel Rickard apparently wants a voice in “parliment” (sic). So is he proposing a rock concert at the opening of Parliament each year?

Sorry Joel I don’t think SOUTHERN CROSS SOLIDERS PARTY really makes it as a band name.

And then Joel goes off because Vegemite is halal. Guess what Joel, most of what you consume is technically halal. But we have no problems with you and your “soliders” (sic) boycotting food and drink. Best stop breathing too.

Your demise will make more room for better Australians!

Aussie Pride, Christmas Shame

Thought it was only them Muzzies who hated and wanted to change Christmas.

Oh joy. There’s your Christmas present.


Centrelink supported Simon hates refugees because they apparently use up precious tax dollars and want us to change Christmas.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday (northern hemisphere), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Merry Christmas to the rest of you folk!


“heil hitler (sic)/no surrender, no retreat…” (from Melbourne)

Not much to add to this, obviously. He does seem to be the complete package though…:

* homophobe;

* Aussie pride white nationalist;

* Fuck Off We’re Full representative;

* neo-nazi;

* racist;

* English language enforcer with terrible English skills;

* violent tendencies;

* desire to bomb/kill non-whites.

Love from Melbourne.

Aussie Pride? Judge For Yourself…

Two More Epic Fails On The Way…

Get your diaries ready, as our two favourite racist entities try to organise a bunch of braindead fucks together to publicly display their intolerance. You’d think it would be easy, right? But it seems that although there are thousands of racists in Australia, most of them are spineless dopes who prefer to play keyboard warriors online.

How do we know these two events will be epic failures? Well, firstly – take a look at the (combined) numbers:

76 attending
143 ‘maybe’s
946 not attending
805 ignored the invitation altogether

And of those combined 76 participants, we can look at previous examples of events like these, and how the real number of attendees will look more like a quarter of that.




We look forward to reading about how these fools are embarrassed in public, again.