The Vampire (Batty) Chronicles

Batty

Folks love to be scared by the vampire
The chill that sends shakes up the spine
The thrill when it shows its bloodthirsty fangs
Except – when it happens online

The vampires of old were all fiction
Invented to give us a thrill
There’s a swarm now on Facebook however
All too real – and primed up to kill

Of course there’s a coven of  bridezillas
All clones of each other for sure
“Michelle”/”Debbie”/”Sharon”/ and others
Just some of what victims endure

Resident evil

Devil's spawn Batty style

They have made up their own special Renfield
“John Harris”/”Jack Schitt” and the like
With a diet of sewage and ordure
And fake profiles all ready to strike

They spawn a procession of fakies galore
Like maggots infesting remains
They make up defamatory pages
Spewed from their diseased and warped brains

“Just call me/us Sybil

"We recon (sic) we are not Muslim woman (sic)"

Vampires steal the souls of their victims
But  Battys like pics and IDs
These nutjobs rip photos and details
Send death threats, menace kids and families

They scream that they don’t get a platform
To excrete their vile racism upon
As they trample on all of their targets
With psychotic lies, threats and so on

Vampire lore tells us of a legend
That vampires cannot come in
Unless you invite them to cross the threshold
And do nothing as they commit sin

“I have no need to go to Australia”
Said Bin Laden before he was shot
“The Battys do all my work for me
They’re terrorists, their targets are not”

So let’s all shut the door on these Facebook undead
These traitorous bloodsucking scum
Batty, “Harris”, their harpies and all of their kind
Their downfall will soon enough come

Hating Asians Isn’t Racist, Is It?

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“I will be going on the doll (sic) tomorow (sic) because I’m bogan like that”

… Yet Matt publicly declares his hatred for Asians and demands that they ‘speek (sic)’ English…

Go figure.

This site constantly finds evidence of people unjustifiably declaring (publicly) how much they hate other people based on the most basic of constructs (race/cultural background/religion/gender/sexuality/disability) and yet WE are the unAustralian ones for calling them on it.

FUCK that.