Niqi and the 36 Votes

It was the night before the crucial ballot. The troops were rallied. You can see how Nick’s fans can barely contain their excitement.

The rallying cry must have worked! A couple of days after the close of polls with around 75% of the votes in Niqi’s ward counted he had powered up to an awesome 36 votes!

Meanwhile, deluded artist and fellow Burqa Kohlition segment Sergio Redegalli over in Marrickville managed 70 votes. Well, he was handing out free oranges.

Maybe he should have worn the burqa.

Islamophobe Nathan Smith, last seen leading the charge in the Wallsend area against the proposed Elermore Vale mosque, has magically appeared in Forbes, where he managed to scratch up 216 215 votes, obviously from country people who have no idea how shonky the APP is.

Pity they spotted the artfully disguised Woolies’ petrol docket…

Here’s Nafe’s thoughtful views on asylum seekers. Wouldn’t you think the people of Forbes would really need such a deep political thinker?

UPDATE

And we just found this in our archives. We are sure the people of Forbes will be impressed.

Sadly however it appears Nathan will not be taking a seat in the Forbes Town Hall any time soon, since he failed to reach quota.

Nafe thinking trying to move his brain about his political options

The Outcome

Elsewhere

More from the Protectionist Pathetics

Sympathy for the Devil

Nutzis feel the warm tumescent surge of an election

Would you house an asylum seeker in your home for $300 a week?

Along come the Pathetics to add their two cents’ worth

And even the Tanty Bogans are prepared to put aside their malign hatred of asylum seekers if there’s a dollar to be extracted from taxpayers and charitable organisations – not to mention some cheap labour to exploit.

And not only are the Tanties in full bellow, the Burqapede has also managed to grind out some piss-poor poetry – no doubt hoping for a financial literary spinoff.

We won’t bore you with the whole turgid rant. However the dirty bedsheet set were fulsome in their praise along with much exchange of e-fluids followed by the usual bogot chow-down. Riveting stuff.

Never get between a bogot and a fistful of dollars