Four Corners goes comic with some halal hilarity

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In these parlous times of terrible events, environmental disasters and sobering economic woe, people need some comic relief and who better to provide it than the far right ratbag rabble who periodically surface from the sludge of hate under a variety of names and banners – same usual suspects, different cause each week.

On Monday night 7th September 2015 the ABC’s Four Corners will depart from its weekly deadly serious examination of the darker side of Australia and the world featuring crooks, sociopaths, standover merchants and shonks to examine the darker side of Australia and the world featuring crooks, scam artists, sociopaths, standover merchants and shonks hilarious hate-group underbelly of Straya.

So brew up the lattes, uncork the chardonnays and nuke the popcorn for Wednesday night’s The Weekly with Charlie Pickering tonight’s rib-tickling episode of Four Corners

With seasoned comic performers like #bernardithebigot, the Magic Christians, Mr Potato Head and various boggarts and gremlins slithering in and out , how could it go wrong?

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A laugh a minute from Restore Straya
 
Guffaw merchants from the Q Society:  Andrew Horwood    Debbie Robinson     Susan Horwood

Or maybe they’ll unearth these fake profile food tampering Ninjas

Not to mention some friends in Canberra if they need some extra (under)belly-laughs.

Another Aussie company bullied by bigots

It seems like the new sport of choice for the couch potatoes at #TeamStraya is the bullying and intimidation of small Australian businesses who wish to cater for Muslim customers.

After all there aren’t too many suburban trains or trams in the yobbo rural heartland where they can threaten, bully and satisfy their yearnings to parade their hate.

Maybe this will become a new sports rivalry for teams of sweaty bigots like City V Country NRL or some sort of State of Origin. (*apologies to the NRL)

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$50 000 for a small business is a serious setback and will probably result in local  job losses and a cutback to working hours. It will also impact on local dairy farmers.

But of course the loathsome traitorous rabble will not see this in their senseless idiocy and hate.

Here’s the first one off the bench on the Fleurieu Milk Company Compass Cup community page

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Pete manages to have a go at yet another Aussie Company.So we expect he will offer a job to anyone displaced by his bigotry. Not!

And we hope Spring Gully’s lawyers are paying attention.

Here’s some more phobes crawling out of the woodwork

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Danny Bell is a proud member of hate group Patriots Defence League – you know the far right extremist group  which enjoys threatening and intimidating Muslims?

He is also a member of some Seventh Day Adventist groups. You know, the church that owns the lucrative Aussie Sanitarium food company which caters for the vegetarian dietary requirements of its church members – just like halal and kosher ?

Maybe Danny will want to run a crusade against Weet-Bix.

 

Favourite breakfast or terrorism threat?

Oh look, just about the whole Sanitarium range is halal.

Never mind,Danny, one of your fellow Muslim haters featured below lives in Newcastle and can march to nearby Cooranbong and stare down the San factory.TABFleurieu5

Karen wants to let us know that she alone can define what “the Aussie way” is – obviously in her universe it is the one that says it is OK to bully a small business providing jobs and an income to people in economically depressed regional South Australia.

Way to go #TeamStupid!

Yep and General Evi Davis is all locked and loaded up with Wild Turkey ready to take on the evil Muslamic halals. She even belongs to a page that tells us it is against the halal religion.

And if that is not enough,  adding to the (vomit) bucket list, spreading his shit on the page is Islamophobe Mike.

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“Restore Australia” to what?  This?

Stay classy #TeamStupid!

Run For Refugees and the Trolls Who Tried to Ruin it

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On Sunday, October 13, the Asylum Seeker Resource Centre (ASRC) is holding a ‘Run for Refugees’:

On Sunday 13th October 2013 staff, volunteers and supporters of the ASRC will Run 4 Refugees for the fifth year.

This is your opportunity to join our largest fundraiser of the year, set and achieve a personal challenge and have loads of fun in the process. Get your family and friends together to make a difference.

You don’t have to be a seasoned runner or athletic in any way to join. The great thing about the Melbourne Marathon is that there are events for all levels, starting from the 3km walk. You can join as an individual, join a team or create your own team.

By participating you’ll be helping us raise much-needed funds for the ASRC and making a difference in the lives of some of our community’s most vulnerable people.

Run 4 Refugees in the Melbourne Marathon this October, and join us in standing up for asylum seekers.

For all the details visit http://run4refugees.gofundraise.com.au/, email events@asrc.org.au or call us on 9326 6066

And if you can’t join us you can show your support and encouragement by making a donation.

(Run For Refugees Facebook Page)

This is an effort by a non-profit community based organisation to raise their own money to support those who have fled war, persecution and civil unrest to find safety and a better life. This event page was crashed by filthy smegma coated fuck-ups who are scared of non-whites.

Members of ASRC and people with refugee backgrounds were referred to as pedophiles and rapists while numerous violence and death threats were made.

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Carrie, (From the RSPCA website):

The standard for meat production in Australia is that all animals must be effectively stunned (unconscious) prior to slaughter. The most common form of halal slaughter complies with the Australian standard. The only difference between this halal-slaughter method is that it uses a reversible stunning method, while conventional humane slaughter uses an irreversible stunning method. Halal slaughter overseas may not permit stunning of the animal and this is the key difference between halal slaughter in Australia and halal slaughter in some other countries.

 

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Here’s Glenn Mchale aka Smokem Torana aka Beardy McShitbreath getting ready to be lunch:

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Carrie Forrest, quite literally talks shit. Oh the irony.

 

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Crohn’s disease, also known as Crohn syndrome and regional enteritis, is a type of inflammatory bowel disease that may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, causing a wide variety of symptoms. It primarily causes abdominal paindiarrhea (which may be bloody if inflammation is at its worst), vomiting (can be continuous), or weight loss, but may also cause complications outside the gastrointestinal tract such as skin rashesarthritisinflammation of the eye, tiredness, and lack of concentration.

 

Carrie is such a giver. She’d really like to give her infected anus disease to Muslims if she could.

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Carrie seems oblivious to the fact that her husband/boyfriend/tool-belt spent the weekend offering death threats to Muslims and talking about raping females.

 

 

Stuart Forrest aka Buzzcut Weaponchin:

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