Dumb and dumber – the new face of the ADL

The always squabbling Facebook mini-faction street movement the Australian Defence League (ADL), oblivious to the fate of previous attempts to set up militant far right boys’ marching clubs, has had many attempts at establishing some sort of legitimacy for itself. One would think it would be an easy task for them given the (*ahem*) quality of leadership available to choose from, and there are certainly no lack of role models.

After all it is fairly simple to set up and run a group like the ADL

Mission statement

And Max Chambers seems to have nailed the mission and vision  there. Shoot and scoot. Sounds like the way they’d have sex, except they might have a little trouble with the ammo and being able to get the weapon up.

The Bogot Bludgers Guide to Loitering with Intent Street Protests

1) Get a few drunk or stoned mates, the rougher and less evolved the better
2) Hire a loud hailer and scream into it
3) Shout a lot
4) Pretend you are protecting “arr wimmin” and “arr way of life” against “sharon lore”
5) Get some grungy made-in-China caps and shirts from the $2 shop and print a logo on them
6) If you threaten/bribe the 5 year old, he/she will write some misspelt slogans on bits of old plasma telly boxes
7) Threaten/Bribe the missus to put on last month’s black bedsheet and pretend to be an “oppressed woman”. She won’t find it hard after living with you.
8) Have at least one certifiable nutjob amongst your number. And plenty of tatts.

Here is one contender for the position. In fact by the look of him Paul could probably head up every single ADL going simultaneously (last count there were at least six ADLs, all of whom seem to hate each other) without stirring from either his comfortable couch or missing a chow-down on his (non-halal) KFC.

"Paul Guru" - one of the faces (and just about everything else) of the ADL

The ADL must fancy itself in the same league as Qantas, BHP Billiton and Telstra because in a daring move it tried to outsource its leadership to an overseas contender. Or rather, its short-lived leader, illegal non-citizen Martin Brennan, decided he was to be the leader on the basis of… well we are not quite sure what.

But Mardi, with the disturbing look of a failed experiment in simian vivisection and all the charisma of a wet lettuce, had yet another strike against him. He had neglected to renew his visa, so much to his horror was packed off to Maribyrnong Detention Centre, where he was apparently assaulted and affronted by the ingestion of halal meat, despite cherishing fervent hopes for some other type of meat.

Martin Brennan, the ADL's last attempt at importing - epic fail

So again the ADL has been left leaderless, tossing about in the slimy ocean of far right delusions politics like the rotting carcass of a long-deceased sea mammal.

Enter a new contender. One could feel the upswelling of self-support on the part of one candidate in this ground-breaking conversation between a few bored old dozy tossers the elite of the organisation.

“IM (sic) COMING OVER  OZ SOON TO SORT THIS OUT”  proclaims British newcomer and devotee of colourful fetishes Lee Tams.

Lee Tams

Lee Tams

Offshoring the ADL (again)

As you can see, EDL stalwart Lee is not exactly your typical far right bovver boy street thug group leader.

Then again maybe he is.

However it seems the membership has someone else in mind, bedazzled as they are by Mr Tam’s chook wings as well as the dummy he is chomping on.

The new face of the ADL

Step up to the podium Sharls Ashton.

It seems the lovely Sharls has been anointed by at least two of the members (which given the ADL’s recent history, probably constitutes a quorum).

Now what does Sharls bring to the table? What leadership qualities does she display? What sort of gravitas does she display? How can she ensure that the ADL masses march onward to their inevitable cockup triumph?

Sharlene Ashton and the Collective Stupid

Sharls Ashton and “teh_pedos”

LOL!!

The APP and the ADL: Working Together to Fail at a Whole New Level

Whoa, whoa whoa. You mean THIS rally, Shermon?

Yeah, this is the ADL/APP rally that Shermon Burgess is talking about. Organised by self-proclaimed ADL (Australian Defence League) leader, Martin Brennan from behind the bars of a far-flung immigration detention centre, the rally has been described as a ‘complete success’ by members and supporters of the APP (Australian Protectionist Party) and the ADL. In fact, if you ask the APP or ADL supporters how many people turned up on the day, they’ll tell you anywhere between 70 – 200.

How do we know not to believe them?

1. Four of our TAB admin were present on the day, and witnessed no more than 35, by our count.

2. The photo below of the entire rally collective shows no more than 32.

3. The APP and the ADL have a proud history of organising fail rallies (see bottom of page) that attract barely enough people to field a social touch football game.

Martin Brennan, self proclaimed leader of the ADL proudly teamed up with infamous sex-store worker Darrin Hodges to pull together this many bogans. Two of the largest right-wing collectives in Australia couldn’t pull together more than 35 people. And this is after Martin talked about his enthusiasm at leading Australia ‘out of the lion’s den’ and Darrin advertised the rally all over his ‘party’s website, and his various Facebook groups which include ‘Fuck Off We’re Full’.

And here is one of the guys that spoke on behalf of the ADL on the day, Richard Lalich. Yep, he’s been previously charged for assaulting women and police officers.

So, how successful was this rally? Well we know that Martin Brennan has failed in his bid to have his illegal immigration incarceration overturned, and has since pulled down his self-created FREE MARTIN BRENNAN Facebook page.

Brennan has now been replaced as leader of the ADL as well, to be replaced by another resident fuckbag in the form of Max Chambers (formerly Max ADL). See below…

So just who is Max Chambers of the ADL? Here is a publicly visible photo from his Facebook profile:

And here is he is with his perfectly harmless style of leadership:

(Written on Australia Day…)

So the ADL and the APP are still being led by the type of people who have been locked up and worship Nazis. They install leaders that aren’t even from Australia that are ironically locked up for breaching immigration laws, and they frequently resort to tactics that centre around intimidating and threatening.

In case you missed it, here are some photos and links to previous FAILS on behalf of the APP, the ADL and other various groups:

ANOTHER FAIL

One Big Fat Failure

Another Big Fat Failure

Late Mail on the APP Failure

Two More Epic Fails on the Way

The Australian Protectionist Pathetics Election Results

Australian Soldier Beats Local Residents

It’s A Cowardly Racist Who Hides Behind Cars

The APP Fail Again

Read more about the APP, the ADL and their various failures at SlackBastard.