Nazis, AntiAntibogans and Protectionist Pathetics Get Off On Each Others’ Bullshit

 

Anti-Antibogan Mike Allen should love the Government, working for Aussie Solar. But no.

Serial pest/Victorian Nazi Josh Alderton picks up on a hoax that even Andrew Bolt laughs at and runs with it, claiming that Julia Gillard is a lesbian and that her marriage is a sham. Unusual, coming from a man who reportedly only has a relationship with Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.

Here is that hoax about Gillard, as dribbled over by members of the Australian Protectionist Party including repeat-offending angry old fuckwit Paul Toohey:

They’re all made for each other. Pretty gay really.

No Svengali with this Trilby

Are you sitting comfortably?

At the beginning of last century there was a fashion for lurid Gothic novels usually featuring an innocent young girl ensnared by the hypnotic powers of a charismatic and diabolical mentor. The practice of hypnotism was in its infancy and the ability to apparently control minds was regarded with awe.

The most famous of these was George du Maurier’s Svengali. It was filmed several times, the most famous version being in 1931.

Early Trilby

Let us introduce Trilby Steinberger who seems to have managed to incorporate delusions and diabolical behaviour into her repertoire without the need for any assistance from a charismatic mesmerist. Unless of course you think it is Luke Jenkins.

There’s Trilby at the local watering hole with friends. We have edited the friends out of the shot.

Now how do we know about this Trilby? Seems her Facebook friends are quite happy to let us know about her.

We’ll let Trilby’s odd self-description pass for now. If she wants to characterise herself as a murderous purple Dalek then she can do so.

And Trilby’s good friend Daniel typically follows his heads-up with a gratuitous swipe at Indigenous people.

On yet another occasion a friend’s enthusiasm overcomes his(?) discretion. Trilby must be some woman.

And here’s another enthusiastic fan named Kevin Huggins. Great to see that such a consummate artist has such caring friends.

Here’s Trilby having an intimate tête-à-tête with Facebook bore and well-known Sydney businessman Allan Ellison “Jarrod Devan”.

So now Trilby admits she is the artist formerly known to us as Batty Burqa. In fact so enchanted is she by this fake profile she is chatting to she forgets to delete the conversation – oh well.

We figure that “Paul” refers to Paul Toohey, lately outed by one of his own as a part of  “John Harris”. The arse end of the Centipede no doubt.

But wait…what is going on here? Has Arse End disappointed Trills in some way? Has the whole Centipede slithered away?

And the implication that she knows Sergio? – well Sergio loves meeting people for coffee and actually invited one of us, though we at TAB have better things to do – like watching Inglourious Basterds once again to remember how to really deal with Fascists.

Well that anti-Muslim page is one of her hate pages despite her constant denials that she is racist or bigoted. Such as this one.

No doubt Trilby is keen to be seen by people as being normal. A normal bogot that is. And note the comment by oxygen thief Andy Watts.

Of course Trills manages to contradict herself elsewhere, but we are all getting used to that.

Don’t know which “moron” Trills is referring to since she seems to be surrounded by quite a collection of them.

Though it is rather disturbing to realise that she sees green maggots overrunning her pages. With fake profiles of themselves too.

Sorry to disappoint you Trills but maggots are white – so perhaps you need to clean up your 38 members? Get rid of the white maggots?

Now Trilby and friends get down to some serious stalking.

Now we have never figured out why racists like “Julia Munnrow” would be interested in the personal details of anti-racists.

Are they going to report them to the law for being anti-racists?  Nooo

Are these people going to be publicly embarrassed by being named as anti-racists? Nooo

Are these people going to be shunned by the community for being anti-racists? No, far from it.

Will “Julia Munnrow” and her kind stalk and harass them? Most likely. In fact they have done so already.

Replete with the skills obtained in her TAFE Photoshopping Photography course, Trills is happy to prominently display her very own personal gallery. In this presentation of Trilby’s artistry we have edited out photos stolen from the profiles of people who have offended the bogot community by actually disagreeing with them.

Here’s Trills and her mates workshopping the collection

Art conoisseur Jude Billman Milly Knight “Mardi Templar” gives Trills the benefit of her expertise gleaned from hanging around hate sites and making inane comments.

However Trills and her cronies are not exactly burdened with the weight of high ethical standards – the same old pics have been splashed enthusiastically around every conceivable hate group. This is just a sample.

And while resting from her efforts to promote racism and bigotry she also manages to have a swipe at people who don’t like Tony Abbott – thus showing that criticism of politicians is not allowed in her strange little world despite the constant clamour of the bogots for “freedom of speech”.

And we do not think for a moment that Tony Abbott would welcome her as a supporter. Especially when she is accompanied by armchair Brownshirt Andrew Watts.

Meanwhile, back at Stalk Central, Aaron Cross of the Ryde area is getting very excited about the Antibogans being mentioned on the neo-Nazi site known to us here as Witless Towers.

At that stage Trills, as always showing her peerless artistic taste, had assumed the profile picture of the late shoe-throwing activist Peter (surname redacted) who has recently and tragically died of cancer.

Aaron had decided to call the person he assumed was the “chief Antibogan” and by his own admission had continued to make nuisance calls to the person’s phone. Trills certainly keeps delightful company.

And Trill’s reaction? Apart from calling the victim a “fag”?

And speaking of ethics take a look at this

Posting people’s photos? What was that again about “double standards”? So it is OK in Trill’s dystopia to do one thing then to condemn others for allegedly doing the same?

There’s that obsessive sense of entitlement all these racist bigots have rearing its ugly head again.

One project obsessing this little band of bigots artists is the continual spamming of a video of someone they do not like. We are not sure what this is meant to achieve. There is no point in undertaking dumb childish revenge fantasies art works unless someone is interested in seeing them. I mean, does anyone want to watch endless repeats of TV shows which were not all that good the first time around?

And now for the crowning artistic achievement. Covered in pirated photographs triumphantly displayed by Trills, Centipede and other members of their artists’ collective, with obvious and lovingly executed works from the great artist itself comes this exquisite piece.

Note Trilby’s enthusiastic embrace of this scurrilous and defamatory group.

And here is the most bizarre aspect of the lot.

As an additional titillation for her 38 white maggots, and obviously seeking to recruit more fans, Trills managed to create by her own admission a defamatory dating profile of the targeted male anti-racist as revenge for a defamatory dating profile created by a female acquaintance of hers in 2008 who is completely unrelated to any of the events outlined here.

Confused? Yes, we are too. A search of the DSM IV failed to find a particular psychiatric disorder which applied here.

But in case Trills is having second thoughts this has been reported to the police, to our entourage of public interest lawyers who work for us pro bono and the website owner has been informed of his obligations under the US Communications Decency Act (1996).

Elsewhere

The Human Centipede- “John Harris” Exposed

Village of the Damned

Extortion is an ugly word

Of all the stupid things

Should we name and shame online racists?

ASIO, Fascists and anti-Fascism

The Human Centipede – “John Harris” Exposed

What you’re about to read may be somewhat humorous and light-hearted, but at the root of it all are matters of the utmost grave seriousness. For a long time now, anti-racists have been attacked for expressing their freedom of speech – the freedom to oppose discrimination. Activists and their families have been threatened, property has been damaged, dead animals have been left in letterboxes and defamation has occurred at the hands of people behind fake profiles.

For a long time, we have argued the difference between what we do at our website, and what detractors do is in their response. When a person posts a racist comment on a publicly accessible webpage, we see no issue with re-posting it. After all, that person had no issues of attaching their name and photo to their hateful comments in a public forum in the first place, so it seems unusual that they would ever want us to remove our reference to them. But the next part is less clear to the haters:

Not one single antibogan author has ever attached a name to what is said here, and that’s not because what you see here is illegal. It is because discriminators have a history of taking the fight beyond the discussion grounds – to the anti-discriminator’s family, workplace and friends. Not one single antibogan author has ever attached their workplace to what is said here, and that’s not because there is anything here that would bring any company into disrepute. In fact, the overwhelming percentage of workplaces in Australia have anti-discrimination policies in place, and nearly always oppose racism. We don’t state our workplaces because they don’t deserve to be contacted and harrassed by psychotic neo-nazi white supremacists who take issue with race and culture equality being the norm in our country. Finally, at no point in time has a mirrored TAB website been opened, showcasing the discriminatory comments of those who come and visit here. That’s because people who oppose discrimination simply aren’t stupid enough to make potentially career-ending comments in a public forum. And THAT is the difference.

The evidence below will show that defamation has indeed occurred, at the hands of people who never believed they would be found out. The focus of this post is on the defamation of this website’s alleged creator – a school teacher with a history of activism in anti-discrimination.

If you’re an investigator, a journalist, a local member, a police officer or an interested party, the names you need to remember, the names of the people behind the hate pages and the names of the people who will be answerable are as follows:

Sandra Rogic aka Sandy Mitchell, Paul Toohey aka Alan Toohey, Scott Neale (APDM infamy) and Trilby Steinberger.

There are many more who have acted alongside these lowlifes, including Darryl Rock aka Shockadelic, Chris Merrett, Marina Chapman and Dave Allen to name just a few.

And now, on with the show…

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It’s Academy Award time again and we have a perfect plot for a film noir – depending on whether you prefer film noir or grindhouse that is.

So let’s unveil the plot.

Two bearded unprepossessing bums meet up with a glamorous vamp. Since neither vaudeville villain has the brains to find their own arses without considerable help, she persuades them to run an extortion racket online, targeting anti-racists by bullying and intimidation. They do this by a series of fake profiles armed with pictures stolen from people’s Facebook pages.

Every dark melodrama queen needs to have an underlying motive. It could be revenge for love gone wrong, some imagined or real disadvantage, an imagined or real slight or nothing in particular at all. In fact watching the film noir bad girls of old as played by Bette Davis or Joan Crawford, today’s well-informed movie buff usually concludes quite correctly that the women they played were psychologically unhinged.

The  “theme” or “rationale”  if you can use such a word, is that racists and bigots have the right to spew their hatred on a public forum without any consequences for their action and that when action is taken then they are entitled to use illicit means to take revenge. The fact that vilification of minorities is illegal seems to have escaped this particular bunny boiler and her clown car conspirators because it is all about a profound sense of entitlement.

And where did the title come from? Well that should be obvious, though we have heard suggestion it should have been titled The Tripolar Hoop Snake – but unlike the grindhouse cult film of the same name no coercion is involved in the creation of this bottom-feeder – none whatsoever. The gleesome threesome happily hook up in a row for emotional chow time.

Stars love publicity, so let’s first take a peek at these stars in their brief mini-biographies.

SANDRA MITCHELL ROGIC

Sandy as she is popularly known lives in a coastal area of south-eastern Queensland where vicious predatory sharks are sometimes sighted. They are also sighted in the water.

Sandy loves walks on the beach, communicating with her fellow performers on Facebook and all things Serbian. Why Serbian? Whatever floats your boat Sandy…

Personally we love Novak Djokovic, detest Slobodan Milosevic.

ма шта!

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 PAUL TOOHEY

Paul Toohey, journeyman wall and floor tiler who apparently enjoys the ambience of the Newcastle area when not in featured parts in cinematic vehicles,  known to the police, is the old fart elder statesman of the Pathetic Party and close friend to failed Fascist ideologue Darrin Hodges and failed political candidate future Prime Minister Nicholas Folkes. Last seen in the film  The Alamo where he reprises the John Wayne role in an action adventure set at Villawood Detention Centre. That film premiered on Sunday and shows the veteran fighter trying to hold back millions of asylum seekers  while valiantly standing his ground against armed-to-the-teeth militant terrorists a score or so of amused uni students.

Paul has undergone a rejuvenation in the last couple of years thanks to some snazzy barbering and a natty line in T shirts. Does this have anything to do with his alleged visits to a dating site?

Paul clearly enjoys his stint as “John Harris” and has also explored other roles, especially playing the roles of what he and Rogic imagine the anti-racists are like. This has involved among other things pretending to be a Muslim woman, obviously with one of his obsessions passionate interests in mind.

For we have heard that Paul is of somewhat a religious bent and has lately taken a keen interest in Hunter Valley houses of worship, both old and new. We expect to be able to look at his new interest in more detail soon.

SCOTT NEALE

Scott Neale , also from the arse end of Queensland, also well acquainted with the constabulary, likes the simple life and frequently moves from place to place. Scott was heavily featured in fellow Queenslander Darren Morris-Bailey’s last film APDM Streetfighter but seems to have cut ties with the martial arts star and launched a newer, more literary direction in his work. As “John Harris” Scott Neale brings his own unique variety of boofhead idiocy quiet strength to this role.

Now all good movies  need a series of trailers to titillate the audience. Sit back and relax as we run you through these entertainment gems from the theatrical release.

Here you can see the Centipede’s keen interest in Indigenous Australians unfold – an important plot device for later in this production. You also get to see some of the supporting players in this ensemble cast showcased such as former Eastern European erotic star Michelle Johnson in a cameo role.

Think of this as an intimate  moment between Paul and Scott. Some film critics have already compared their on-screen chemistry to that between the  protagonists in Brokeback Mountain.

We are not sure who is occupying the John Harris suit in this intimate exchange he/they is/are having with their dominatrix, where they seem to be obsessed with a man dressed in a bear suit for a school fete. Truly a Fellini moment. Or something.

Another appearance from the man in the bear suit. Does it symbolise something akin to the bear in Hotel New Hampshire? Or more likely is it the consequence of the John Harris duo having visited another kind of hotel? We believe the lads both enjoy that immensely.

Alongside alcohol, the driving force seems to be menthol cigarettes. It certainly is for Debbie O’ Donnell, The Centipede’s resident fake lesbian. Is this some sort of code? Or is it supposed to indicate eroticism? What happens if “John Harris” has a headache? Do they butt out?

A guest appearance from Shockadelic, everyone’s favourite boulevardier, the Noel Coward of Chippendale, touching base with Porn Queen and adding some chain-store psychology to the mix. Told you when we talk about this being a psychological thriller that the psychological refers to the florid neuro-processes of the main protagonists.

We think they were discussing the sexuality of the bear. Furries were not exactly an area which was explored in great detail in the classic films noir of old. But if the John Harris trio boys want a bit of plush porno then who are we to stop them? It certainly gets them heated up – CAPITAL LETTERS and all.

Here’s a segment showing the template for one of their gay fake profiles. We were surprised “John Harris” knew so much about what gay people are supposed to like. Then again perhaps we weren’t surprised.

In a rare burst of heterosexual interest the fellas then decided to put up a picture of a woman who happened to be Muslim. The sheer weight of lewd interest in this cleverly executed scene shows the strain it places on the mental resources of Ma Harris’s boys as they struggle to spell difficult English words like “liar” and “yes”. But such a poignant moment of vulnerability.

Meanwhile, in a cunning bit of product placement, the admin of this group decided to post up a disclaimer. You could almost call this a The Usual Suspects moment.

And now, if you can stomach it, feel free to peruse the collected evidence of the attempts to paint a school teacher anti-discrimination activist as a gay, transsexual paedophile psychopath. The journey begins with the lowest of acts – ‘John Harris’ creating a fake profile of the teacher and adding all of the students from his school and communicating with them both publicly and privately in an incredibly inappropriate, grooming kinda way.

More from elsewhere

The Vampire (Batty) Chronicles

Village of the Damned

Of all the stupid things

Extortion is an ugly word

Paul Toohey: Proud Australian; Hates Homosexuals; Abuses Police Officers

The Antibogan Is (still) Racist…

Should we name and shame online racists?

One Year Ago – TAB Under ‘Attack’

It’s been a little over a year now since we presented you with this post. Not many more ironic things than a bunch of bush lawyers trying to censor our freedom of speech in the name of protecting their own freedom of speech. You know, it’s really funny watching these idiots spew their hatred all across the public forums. They honestly think they’re not hurting anyone. To be honest, we love knowing that they feel very hurt and offended knowing that we are criticising their words – God forbid!

These people are lunatics, and they simply cannot defend what can be found on the following pages. They won’t come here and debate the posts. All they do is stalk, intimidate, harass and assault. And for what? A better Australia?

Discrimination can never be excused. Let there be no mistake as to where morals and ethics lie. We don’t pretend to be the good guys – we do the dirty work by finding the crap and presenting it to you in digestible form, giving you the opportunity to comment without being identified, threatened or abused. But without the harmful, thoughtless, unsubstantiated discrimination – we would not need to exist. You want this website to close down? Stop with the hate. Win win.

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2011/06/26/2330/

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/shameful-inhumane-australians/

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2011/04/26/heil-hitler-sicno-surrender-no-retreat-from-melbourne/

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2011/01/02/is-this-guy-a-racist-you-decide/

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2010/09/29/australian-soldier-idolises-nazis/

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28th December, 2010

Taken from: https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2011/01/05/a-crash-test-in-law/

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defame |diˈfām|
verb [ trans. ]

damage the good reputation of (someone); slander or libel
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Now, let’s have a look at some public comments, made public by the people whose names appear next to each post:

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Now, what we’ve done, is taken ALREADY PUBLIC comments, and PUBLISHED them. We take NO responsibility over what people choose to say in a public forum, with their names and pictures attached. But of course, here come the ‘law enforcers’. (LOL):

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Time and time again, bogans. If you’re going to say something in the public forum, using your name and your picture, that’s your stupidity. If you’re going to breach the Racial Discrimination Act 1976, The Racial and Religious Tolerance Act 2001 and the Telecommunications Act 1997, then don’t get on your high moral horse and threaten legal action from your sweaty computer chairs.

Law and Order: Not-so-special-victims

Bogots are very well acquainted with “the law”. Often of course it is because they have had many documented encounters with the police for breaking said law. So the inside of the local courtroom is often as familiar to them as it would be to the most accomplished silk. At the same time they wail incessantly about their “rights” and “entitlements”.

Looks like “Allen” has some knowledge, albeit distorted somewhat, since he posted this in a group consisting of a motley assortment of nutzis which attacked, defamed, threatened and stalked an anti-racist.

His post was followed by a ponderously incoherent rant from someone calling itself “Alan Jones” and displaying a picture of the late Charlton Heston, who died of Alzheimer’s Disease. An irony which has escaped “Alan” as he warbles and burbles across the landscape of his own planet (not to be confused with right-wing shock jock Alan Jones, a real person who has also had brushes with the law and who does not have Alzheimer’s)

Our interpretation – “Alan” has run into arrears with the rent, has been taken to court or to arbitration and was not happy with the outcome.

Sometimes though the bogots have actually undertaken a special study of “the law”. This special study in the first instance usually consists of a great interest in “efnic crime” and “Muslamic laws”.

Tasmania’s own Geoffrey Robertson gives us her considered opinion on the status of an Australian-born woman whom her crew had been attacking (a regular occurrence) who happens to be Muslim.

We look forward to  Judge Judy Bonnie attempting to deport this person whom Rumpole Bonnie has declared to be a non-citizen. Watch out Chris Bowen, Bonnie wants your job!  Or maybe she wants Doug McClelland’s?

Bogot law only here thanks!

Not to be outdone, Bonnie’s law partner Linda manages to play fast and loose with factual evidence and assault the English language while possibly defaming the same person. Nice one Linda! We will follow your burgeoning career as a jurist with interest.

The bogot is very hurt that governments across the nation have absolutely no interest in the discredited practice of  ethnic profiling of criminals. This means that it cannot use official figures to back up its imaginary perceptions that all those Muslamics and non-white people are rampaging groups of ferals who are going to rape “our women”, (presumably beating the bogot to the task), despoil our children and rob banks while wearing burqas and practice something called “anti-white racism” which ranks second only to the mythical imposition of Shari’a law in this country in its ability to engage and enrage Straya’s finest amateur criminologists.

Joshua is convinced we do ethnic profiling in Australia – or perhaps he does in his own little corner? At night when the grown-ups are asleep?

Immigration consultant Shane is oh so very wrong. Even the most conservative Muslim is permitted by the Q’ran to seek residence in any country he or she wishes. Islam, like Christianity, is a missionary faith. So it would make no sense if all Muslims were confined to the arid wilderness of modern Saudi Arabia.

Then again nothing the bogots say really makes sense.

Case in point. Firstly, very few Muslims wear turbans. Observant Sikh men on the other hand do.

Secondly, the hotel itself probably breached Queensland anti-discrimination laws. And we are all laughing at what “security breach” a Sikh man could possibly commit by wearing a turban – certainly a more elegant and hygienic piece of headwear than the filthy baseball caps and terry towelling hats we have seen the bogots wear in pubs.

Quick Lizzy, go and tell NSW RailCorp. Their Sikh employees wear turbans as part of their uniform.

As is usual with the cognitively impaired bogots, Shane is confusing the rules of Islam with the restrictions on pious Hindus. Hindus were long prohibited by their faith from leaving India because they would lose caste. If they did leave they were forced to undergo a lengthy purification process of prayer and fasting before they could resume normal life.  This is why the British tended to enlist non-Hindu Indians (Sikhs, Muslims, Christians and Buddhists) into their armies if their troops were liable to need to go overseas.

This religious restriction has largely disappeared as a result of cultural change, and Hindus are quite comfortable living in Australia – except of course when ignorant bogots target them.

The peculiar concept of “anti-white racism” (or its local variant “racism against white bigots Strayans”) is next on the list of legal topics for your keen bogot. When prompted for examples, a deafening silence falls, because with the bogot, it is always how it feels.

Rules of Evidence – Batty style

Of course in Straya, the rules of evidence one would expect in a common law court are somewhat distorted.

And as someone once wisely said

After all, you can’t put white people in their place when they own the place to begin with.

So perhaps the bogots had better watch this

And though opinion is divided amongst the bogots as to legal rights for gays and lesbians, perhaps the dominant bogot opinion lies here

Elsewhere   Racists, Bigots and the Law on the Internet

More Things Bogots Say

We received a good reception for our last post on this topic so we thought we’d increase the lulz and give you some more.

We actually agree with the notion that many media outlets are corrupt but we’ve seen what passes for news with Linda and wonder where she gets it from. Tea leaves? Or tea bags?

Serial stalker Marg is obviously craving male company – this is one of three younger men we know of that she’s set her rather seedy-looking cap for. We don’t blame the “concrete purer” (sic) for not wanting to respond to someone who still wets her pants.

How does one go about suppressing discussion with Political Correctness? Is that some new sort of gag?  Then the self-appointed Warrior Poet of the rabble right inserts a thought bubble followed by a laugh. Weird.

From “Neville Bartos” , epidemiology  expert to the far right.

OMG protect us against the Dreaded Pluage!  Get the fridge magnets! And where is this new country called Sri Lanka Iran? Must let the UN know. Are you allowed to have country names with three words? Wherever the same (sic) you come from?

Ah Nick, astute veteran political commentator. Firstly, he breaks the startling news that our PM was sworn in by “the UN”. Obviously according to Nick that august body is one to be regarded with apprehension.

Simulating with the enemy sounds like fun – Marg might be interested especially if you get to wear a gag (see Musky’s comment)

Well Samantha you are certainly not a spelling “genious” (sic). We are far more humble about our computer expertise but we are fairly sure that when a page is hacked it doesn’t turn around and put the hard word on us.

Err… Sparta came and went a long time before Islam. Sparta didn’t have much to do with the 100 Years’ War or the Spanish Armada either. Don’t these fake profiles ever read?

Things Bogots Say

And now for something completely different…

A TAB supporter made a fortuitous typo in a comment – he/she typed “bogot” instead of “bigot” but we rather liked it since it combined “bogan” with “bigot”.

Not all bogans are bigots of course, but these bogots certainly are. So settle back and enjoy these selections from the wonderfully bizarre world of the xenophobe.

First, some gems of wisdom from everyone’s favourite barking mad group admin.

Unlike Batty who does sit in front of the computer all day in its ceaseless mission to purge Straya of those dastardly covered-up Muslamics.

Now here Batty dips its tentacles into the rich waters of sociology and politics and declaims that we are now a Demographic [sic] society. We are sure the people who run opinion polls will be glad to hear that since it will save them a lot of work. No more of those damned dependent variables to account for. Just ask Batty.

What, only one woman was supposed to cover up? So can we assume the rest of the women were cavorting around the Mediterranean naked? Must have been a hot time in the Holy Land. We doubt that Fred Nile would approve.

Not only that but 700 years puts us slap bang into the 14th Century – you know, medieval times? No Jesus, no Mohammed – both long dead – unless Batty has some arcane knowledge of the past which the rest of us do not possess?

Mardi Grath? Sounds like yet another one of those festivals from the Battyverse, presumably involving all those naked Mediterranean women. We assume Queen Faggot was a monarch of the time. Or something.

Moving along reluctantly from the Battyverse we come to Alan Jones.

No, not the real Alan Jones though he wouldn’t be out of place in this bunch of bogots. This lad not only has nicked his name but has a picture of deceased demented gun-lover and Hollywood he-man Charlton Heston for his profile pic. Apparently that is meant to distract us from the likelihood that he is actually a 14 year old boy with terminal acne and a fondness for frenzied sausage stroking.

Well sonny maybe if you updated your sound card drivers, cleaned out the pop-ups from all that porn you download and saw the doctor about your auditory hallucinations things might improve. It is fascinating to see too that “Alan” believes that the “islamics” [sic ] (who actually invented modern mathematics and a great deal of modern chemistry among other scientific breakthroughs) are “not very smart” and that there are a whole bunch of “asians” [sic] out there who have nothing better to do than to pretend to be said “islamics” [sic ].

Amazing!

No cavalcade of  the wisdom of the bogotariat would be complete without Batty’s own resident sage Bonnie

Now let’s see if we have this correct – bogans are not right. Well, er, yeah Bonnie. But wait…if we are wearing the right hat that means we will think they are left or right. Right? – (or left). Or ambidextrous.

Maybe we need this.

Sorting Hat

Or strong pain killers.

No examination of the fevered mind of the bogot is complete without some religious knowledge. And Jazz demonstrates she has a profound understanding of Christianity. So much so that it takes a Hindu to correct her.

Last but certainly not least we bring you Linda, yet another one of Batty’s resident sages. Linda is a deep thinker on matters spiritual as you can tell. Her speciality is “scraves” [sic]. They sound suspiciously like something Opus Dei might use. No doubt Dan Brown has a book coming out on the topic.

We are glad Linda does not have a problem with “scraves”.

UPDATE: Scrave

A Crash Test In Law

defame |diˈfām|
verb [ trans. ]

damage the good reputation of (someone); slander or libel
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Now, let’s have a look at some public comments, made public by the people whose names appear next to each post:

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Now, what we’ve done, is taken ALREADY PUBLIC comments, and PUBLISHED them. We take NO responsibility over what people choose to say in a public forum, with their names and pictures attached. But of course, here come the ‘law enforcers’. (LOL):

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Time and time again, bogans. If you’re going to say something in the public forum, using your name and your picture, that’s your stupidity. If you’re going to breach the Racial Discrimination Act 1976, The Racial and Religious Tolerance Act 2001 and the Telecommunications Act 1997, then don’t get on your high moral horse and threaten legal action from your sweaty computer chairs.

‘Burqa Bandits’ Weren’t Even Wearing Burqas! LOL

How many burqa bank robberies have there been in Australia? None.

How many people have been arrested for going into toilets and changerooms and sitting there, perving? None.

How many people have committed a crime in Australia whilst wearing a burqa? Just the one – Carnita Matthews. She falsely accused a police officer of being racist. Could this crime have been committed by a person NOT wearing a burqa? Yes. What do you think Carnita’s punishment for this heat-of-the-moment brain explosion? SIX MONTHS IMPRISONMENT. The judge wanted to ‘send a message to the ‘community”. What was that message do you think? And which community was he referring to? The burqa wearing community of Australia? The community that currently has ZERO crimes to its name?

Hmm.

Racists LOVE denying that they’re racists because attacking Muslims is not racist because Islam is a crime.

Bogan no.1: I hate Muslims.
Antibogan: You’re racist.
Bogan no.1: It’s not racist because Islam isn’t a race, it’s a religion.
Bogan no.2: Fuck off back to your own shitty third world country you greasy beak-nosed dune coon sand nigger terrorist scum.
Bogan no.1: Yeah fuck off back to your own country Muslims.

And bogans love talking about this burqa-banning issue as a matter of high importance as though burqa-clad Muslim women are some kind of security threat. (How many bombs have been discovered or have been blown up in Australia? I’ll tell you. None). And all these people can do is quote random burqa-related crimes from other countries, like they are somehow commonplace. The number of burqa-related crimes can be counted on one hand. Even the most savvy of bogan-Google-detectives will eventually confirm this. But take a look at the Youtube clip above. It was provided by Linda Thoms:

And here’s her link, screenshotted:

But WAIT A MINUTE! The criminals aren’t even wearing burqas! They are wearing flowery Sunday School church dresses with handmade hoodies over their heads! How would these douchebags double as burqa wearing Muslim women? And the ironic point, once again, is that they were already committing the crime. Their so-called burqas didn’t help them any more than a clown outfit would, or a beekeeper uniform, or a deep-sea diving suit, or a jumpsuit with a balaclava.

But sure, let’s ban the burqa, because as soon as it has been banned, this plethora of burqa-related crime will cease. Oh wait… Marijuana is banned, but people still smoke it. Handguns are banned, but people still get shot. Rape has been banned, but people still do it. If we ban the burqa to end burqa-related crime (remember, not even more than a handful of instances in the Western world), will criminals stop and re-think whether or not they’ll wear one when they rob the jewelry store? Nope.

Here is Linda Thoms again:

Suuuure Linda. Your Muslim neighbour’s friend. As if you have a Muslim neighbour. And as if you would ever try getting into a conversation long enough with them for them to tell you about their friend’s boat that has ‘Jew Hunter’ painted onto it. You’ve got to watch those luxury yachts – always hunting Jews and other kinds of people down…

These racists have no leg to stand on, yet constantly think they’re in the majority and that when they laugh, the world laughs with them.

Take a look at Daniel. The few random burqa-related crime examples that have been provided by the bogans themselves have been committed by men, yet Daniel thinks it is ‘sexit’ to point this out. Not only that, but the BTB character below thinks that makes people who oppose draconian clothing bans based on pretense ‘hypocrites’!

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And then there’s Fiona. People like Fiona are the types who are drumming up this consistent negative attention for women who wear the burqa, yet call these Muslims ‘hypocrites… GUILTY of DISCRIMINATION’ when they defend their practice as being more moral than those who strut around in skimpy G-strings. Fiona, sexual attraction is decreased when a woman wears a burqa, and that’s why Muslim women call it modesty. Negative attention is created and increased by people like you who turn their freedom of choice on its arse by supporting people who suggest that Muslim women only wear burqas to hide bombs and guns.

I Can Hear Them Talking Outside As I Am Typing

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Rod Jones wants to ban other cultures because they are colouring his once Anglo suburbs. How dare they darken the white glare of morality! Rob even goes on to use the example of the behaviour of Australian tourists when we visit other countries! Rightly so! We are always so polite and respectful of other cultures.

“Concerned by the number of incidents of Australians being arrested, imprisoned, assaulted or injured, DFAT has issued a dedicated travel advisory.”

Linda is equally concerned as she becomes aware of a congregation of bilingual speakers assembling outside her bedroom window as she types in anger. She wonders what they are saying, and assumes that it is about her, an invisible woman on the other side of a wall, sitting at a computer. Like all examples offered by xenophobes, hers sounds decidedly fabricated.

Finally Bonnie pipes in with an expert analysis on the social issues surrounding post war immigrants, and announces that those who speak other languages around their friends are actually honing their plans to take over the country, and not just speaking in their primary dialect.

Thank dog for these street-smart patriots. I’ll sleep well tonight, knowing they’re protecting my freedoms from those who speak more than language.