Clueless Hugh “Biggles” Cronin and the gay Muslamic camels – or something

Meet Hugh “Biggles” Cronin, fly-boy from Queensland. Hugh no doubt does not fly a Sopwith Camel but probably ferries cashed-up corporates around in a nifty little Beechcraft Baron or Cessna 310.

So is he pleased or “somewhat threatened” to have met a gay helicopter pilot?

Why is it of interest – it’s a bit hard to get it on anyway while driving a chopper no matter how enthusiastic one may be. Try it sometime.


Biggles Takes It Rough (1963)

Next Hugh makes his opinions known about Muslims.


Biggles of the Camel Squadron (1934)

Hugh without a Clue has some difficulty distinguishing between Lebanese and Americans of Greek origin it seems.  An Indigenous person then chimes in to set Hugh right about the history of this country only to be brushed off by the Winged Whinger.

Biggles Sees Too Much (1970)


Biggles in Australia (1955)

Book titles from here

Miss USA Doesn’t Deserve Crown

The newly crowned Miss USA doesn’t deserve her crown, because… Wait for it… She is an Arab Muslim. Fancy that! The racists are up in arms at the fact that America could possibly choose a Muslim to be Miss USA! Don’t they know that she not only masterminded the 9/11 attacks, but she carries bombs, rapes children, stones people, mutilates genitals, and gets beaten by her husband? Oh wait – Muslims aren’t all like that? But doesn’t she carry a gun in her burqa in order to rob banks? She doesn’t? This is way too confusing.

Nicholas Folkes jumps on the strip-her-of-her-crown-based-on-her-ethnicity-and-race bandwagon and makes the stumbling admission that perhaps she might be more oppressed while living in an overseas country that didn’t support women’s rights, or the freedom to practice one’s own religion. Well that’s what we’ve been saying all along, chump. At some stage he’ll recognise that Muslims have been living in Western countries (like Australia) for a verrrry long time without mass breeding and without stoning criminals, mutilating genitals, raping women and children, killing non-believers, bombing marketplaces or robbing banks with hidden guns in burqas.

But all of this comes from a scared, shallow mind. The kind that believes true Aussie patriotism equates to hating non-whites.