None in the Family

Some families have at least one member who embarrasses them by their bizarre behaviour and this seems to be universal in the ranks of those unfortunate enough to have racists and bigots as family members. We are constantly amazed at how some of these weird cuckoos in the nest have bobbed up in otherwise respectable and likeable families.

We have even had the family members and exes of racists and bigots post to our blog informing us that they are the __ (insert relationship here) of a particular featured nutjob, and asking that we do not judge them and the rest of the family by the particular embarrassing outcast.

Back in 2011 we came across a bunch of hard-core bogots moaning about how family members had rejected them and their racist and bigoted views.

Fast forward to 2012 and you can see the whining has not stopped. Here are some recent whines from people who think demonising and hating  minorities and aligning themselves with criminal behaviour is more important than upsetting and humiliating family members and friends.

Family therapy needed…or something.

Elsewhere

Bogot Family Values

Pauline Hanson’s Friend Prays to Jesus For Asylum Seeker Deaths

“…I believe I have no choice, I fully believe it is right, this is my choice, my free will that I ask Jesus Christ for the solution to the Illegal Asylum Seeker Boat Smuggling dilemma! So every night and every morning, I will pray to Jesus Christ, Stormy Waters & treacherous seas, before the Asylum Seekers get the chance to arrive on Australian shores. Spiritually it’s the right thing for me to do, as a humble servant to Jesus Christ,

                                 I must regularly pray for this necessary tragedy to occur, many Asylum Seekers must die at sea, in order to create the solution to the dilemma,

in order for Juliar Gilhard to have blood on her hands as P.M. I fully believe Jesus Christ will do my will. I hope other people will strongly consider to pray the same. Jesus loves his people, he will reward them with solutions to serious dilemma’s…”

– Angela Usher

Bogot Family Values

Bogots always like to assume a position of  defenders and upholders of “traditional family values”, whatever they are. For instance one of the bogots’ favourite Facebook groups political parties, the APP, has this phrase as part of its party policy.

APP policy

Most of the far right in fact espouse similar high-minded phrases when they struggle to wrap an inherent hatred against  women, gays and non-nuclear families into an attractive parcel. Their preferred model is definitely from a nostalgic past which most have never experienced and which was largely the product of advertising and propaganda.

Traditional family

However it doesn’t take long for the real them to come bubbling to the surface.

Blow job

Blowjob is very emotional about women in defence roles. They should be in the kitchen cooking his dinner, since he knows it is not a good idea to let ten-year-olds like him use electrical appliances unsupervised. We are still puzzled how anti-submarine crews, who presumably are at sea on warships, are going to get “raped by Muslims” or by anyone else for that matter. Statistically women are more at risk of being raped if they are at home, and their assailant is usually someone they know – like a partner, a boyfriend, a relative or an acquaintance.

We’d be taking our chances on anti-submarine patrol thanks.

Two bogot males discuss same-sex relationships. We suspect that happens a lot.

Andy Watts

Luke Harding obviously knows how to communicate with marsupials, as well as with God. Imagine, the Almighty is a prescient bilby with the power of speech!

One wonders why the CSIRO haven’t yet snapped Luke up.  However along comes Iskak who sets him straight on human anatomy – and we bet Iskak has spent a lot of time looking very carefully at men to come to his conclusions.

We always figured Andy Watts was…err…unique and now we know why. On his home planet, you get instant babies. McDonald’s should franchise this.

Watts burger

And we imagine Andy would be up there for first bite.

Now here we have Bec the neurologist – well maybe the differences in brain functions between Bec and normal humans are vast.

Bec Atkins

The last sentence is a complete mystery. Are they hugging trees perhaps? Talking to plants? We thought the bogots disapproved of that.

Now let’s eavesdrop on a nutzi group therapy session, where participants confess what we already had suspected.

Rejects

So embracing hate politics leads to family breakdown.

And despite Marg’s last utterance (which sort of goes with the idea of a Fascist fast food franchise – you listening Andy Watts?) all we can say is – we told you so.