Australian Nazi Collective

Just the tip of the iceberg ladies and gentlemen…

Nourishment Nazi-style

Sometimes moronic stupidity takes a while to announce itself whenever the bogots set up a group. Initially they might even pretend to be “concerned citizens” actually believing they are worrying about a current issue. They may even fool normal people into actually going over and debating with them.

But sooner or later their true selves emerge.

Take this silly group called “We Hate Muslims “   Petition to Ban Halal Products in Australia for instance. Not content with ramping up the fear factor using lurid tales of evil conspiracies to restrict the bogot from his/her favourite tucker, or worse still pretending to be concerned with issues of animal cruelty, they have now come out of the closet with what they are really on about.

halal idiots
A flourish of swastikas announces a procession of morons unmatched on few other Facebook pages. Brad Draugr Herman shows us his cunning linguistic skills with a couple of wedges of bad German with the admin waddling to catch up.

Here’s Brad ladies. He tells us he’s a bong maker.

Brad Herman

He likes walks on the beach, small furry creatures, interesting green plants, death metal, dead bass players and cheap goon. No overt signs of any nutzi inclinations but that herbal stuff will give you paranoid fantasies all the time. And also make you write bad German.

Now Josh Coghlan displays no such ambiguity (and considerably fewer language skills) as he barks “88” before resuming his torture of the budgie. Josh likes quiet walks by the lake, big throbbing boats, wet fishy things and Nazis.

Josh Coughlan

Someone better tell him quick that seafood is halal before he tucks into his next nosh-up at Belmont 16 Footers.

We’ll spare you a photo of Sean Blanch from Windale because we suspect he is either about 12 or he is somewhat impaired. Or both.

He rounds off the discussion with a heartfelt Sieg Heil and the breathtaking information that he has a “swasticka” (sic) on his back.

The Jewish community in the Newcastle area is small but active. So we’d strongly advise Sean not to take his shirt off anywhere public – or anywhere near any Poles, Ukrainians or Greeks, all of whom have fairly large communities in the area and all of whom would have lost at least one relative to the Nazis.

Now we come to the real nutzi in the woodpile. “Pasta Raz”. “Pasta” doesn’t like anything very much except Nazism but he does manage to get around spreading the message. For instance he fancies himself as a political philosopher as he declaims on yet another anti-Muslim group’s Wall.

Pasta Raz

He is so excited by his own rhetoric that he later expands on his argument as he gives advice along with his version of economic history to the anti-Muslim admin.

Unlike “Pasta” we have a fairly good understanding of what Hitler and the Holocaust was all about. And we offer the following advice for all those wannabe Nazis and other morons who think the grisly artifacts of Nazism are a source of humour.

Follow your leader