Bogot Family Values

Bogots always like to assume a position of  defenders and upholders of “traditional family values”, whatever they are. For instance one of the bogots’ favourite Facebook groups political parties, the APP, has this phrase as part of its party policy.

APP policy

Most of the far right in fact espouse similar high-minded phrases when they struggle to wrap an inherent hatred against  women, gays and non-nuclear families into an attractive parcel. Their preferred model is definitely from a nostalgic past which most have never experienced and which was largely the product of advertising and propaganda.

Traditional family

However it doesn’t take long for the real them to come bubbling to the surface.

Blow job

Blowjob is very emotional about women in defence roles. They should be in the kitchen cooking his dinner, since he knows it is not a good idea to let ten-year-olds like him use electrical appliances unsupervised. We are still puzzled how anti-submarine crews, who presumably are at sea on warships, are going to get “raped by Muslims” or by anyone else for that matter. Statistically women are more at risk of being raped if they are at home, and their assailant is usually someone they know – like a partner, a boyfriend, a relative or an acquaintance.

We’d be taking our chances on anti-submarine patrol thanks.

Two bogot males discuss same-sex relationships. We suspect that happens a lot.

Andy Watts

Luke Harding obviously knows how to communicate with marsupials, as well as with God. Imagine, the Almighty is a prescient bilby with the power of speech!

One wonders why the CSIRO haven’t yet snapped Luke up.  However along comes Iskak who sets him straight on human anatomy – and we bet Iskak has spent a lot of time looking very carefully at men to come to his conclusions.

We always figured Andy Watts was…err…unique and now we know why. On his home planet, you get instant babies. McDonald’s should franchise this.

Watts burger

And we imagine Andy would be up there for first bite.

Now here we have Bec the neurologist – well maybe the differences in brain functions between Bec and normal humans are vast.

Bec Atkins

The last sentence is a complete mystery. Are they hugging trees perhaps? Talking to plants? We thought the bogots disapproved of that.

Now let’s eavesdrop on a nutzi group therapy session, where participants confess what we already had suspected.

Rejects

So embracing hate politics leads to family breakdown.

And despite Marg’s last utterance (which sort of goes with the idea of a Fascist fast food franchise – you listening Andy Watts?) all we can say is – we told you so.

Bogots and their bad medicine

The bogot is very concerned about matters of health and hygiene. Whilst consuming copious amounts of beer, sugar-laden sports drinks, foreign American franchise fast food and fatty meat, the bogot loudly complains about the dietary and health habits of  new arrivals.

Jonathan Paul is very keen to celebrate Ramadan but gets it oh-so-wrong.

Jonathan Paul

Well, maybe we’ll be spared his egregious utterances if he maintains his diet. Go hard Jonno! Better still, get your mates on it as well!

Self-appointed epidemiologist Sconey Forrest alerts us to a disease outbreak at Villawood.

Leprosy case

Something which “Dr Sconey” may not be aware of, keen as he is to associate the words “leprosy” and “asylum seekers” is that leprosy (Hansen’s Disease to give it its correct name) was endemic in Australia for many years. Aboriginal people are susceptible as they are to other introduced diseases because these diseases did not exist in Australia before contact with outsiders so Indigenous people were unable to develop immunity.

Hansen’s is highly curable if diagnosed and treated early – just like a range of other diseases such as TB, meningitis and encephalitis.

Guy Fenton has no doubt as to where diseases come from

Guy Fenton

And nutzi Andy Watts of course doesn’t waste time – obviously he’s a great fan of Die Endlösung.

Final Solution

Miranda rather fancies some drastic measures as well

Miranda Mills

While we are on the subject of epidemiology (which covers addictions as well as bacterial diseases) we have received  a personal insight into problem drinking under Shari’a from one of the many Michelle Johnson(s).

But the bogots are also concerned about the health of Straya at the individual level – especially when the individual is them.

Oh no, Tracey is going into hospital to have her gore bladder (sic) removed. Never mind the ever-present danger these days in hospitals of antibiotic-resistant bugs, not to mention hospital food. Tracey’s greatest fear is that the surgeon is a Muslim

Tracey Hambly

Guess if we had a gore bladder we’d be scared too. Unless of course we could also call on deported illegal immigrant Martin Brennan, lately of the ADL, for assistance. Or maybe “Rab Shield Guard” who has some medical advice for Tracey. Perhaps she’d prefer him to do the operation?

Rab Guard Shield

However Luke might disagree because he knows that illegal immigrants like Martin Brennan get everything handed to them on a silver plate. We trust the plate has been sterilised.

Luke Hogan

We are relieved that public health issues so concern the bogots. Health expert Paul Guru D’ fence gives us the benefits of some of his wisdom and experience.

Paul Guru D'Fence

Paul Guru D'Fence

Note that his aptly named sidekick Liz Hexighost has some public health insights of her own to add. Plus her abiding faith in the virtues of occult magic. We assume that by now she has worked out a way of hexing immigrants out of existence, as well as curing a whole range of ailments with her simple but direct approaches. Way to go Liz!

Witch

Liz Hexighost makes a house call

Bogots and mental health issues seem to go together like strawberries and cream. Yes, it seems bogots have a wealth of knowledge about psychiatric problems. Especially followers of the APP.

Move over Patrick McGorry, here is “Jack Stone”, Pathetic Party mental health expert.

Jack Stone

Homespun grizzled mentor to young Fascists  “patriots”  Paul Toohey provides us with some profound insights into the effects of immigration. We are not sure however what the Pathetic Party’s lovable old xenophobe curmudgeon is getting at.  Is it the immigrants who are affected by PTSD, the “Socialists”, … or Paul’s mates?

Paul Toohey

We are also wondering about this growing “immigrant” that has always “simulated”. How big is he/she? As big as ADL coprologist Paul Guru?

It is comforting to know that the health of Straya is lodged so firmly in the sweaty paw of the far right.