Joseph’s Technicolor Dream Team Hate Group

Remember this guy? Last year Liberal Party stalwart Joseph Adams got himself into a bit of bother when it was revealed that he is in fact a 100% snaggle-toothed obsessive Facebook Islamophobe.

A highly embarrassed Liberal Party acted swiftly to rid itself of its shameful scion.

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Undaunted by his rejection for the role as a future Robert Menzies, Adams proceeded to create his own party of fellow phobes.

Adams creates group

Not satisfied with this, Adams then joined illegal non-citizen Martin Brennan’s rag-tag APDM, an even scruffier offshoot of the ADL, dedicated to ridding Straya of “teh_mooslems” by all possible means, including violence and intimidation. After all 1% of the population is pretty scary if you live in the monocultural bits of Queensland where Muslims don’t even live and you have this, you know, anger about fings like yer know Vegemite n scary ladies in veils, anxieties that can only be relieved by pumping up and bashing some hapless minority group or other.

Street movement

In the name of xenophobic solidarity Adams is only too willing to embrace his fellow Islamophobes as they form yet another hate group.

Batty Burqa and friends

To keep the ole hate going, what better than to join in the quest to rid Straya of extremist nutjob Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon.

Even if it involves murder.

Murder page

Adams must have cut and pasted this Qur’an quote a million dreary times but he never gets tired of it.

Now for some typical gems from Joseph Adams’ mates. First, emulating her leader,  a cut-and-paste from a hundred anti-Muslim e mails lovingly reproduced by disciple Lyn Phillips Culton

Boring cut and paste

Ho hum Lynn…e mail fail…

We can’t accuse Joey of not being on the cutting edge of current events. Here’s his bunch of haters responding to the latest Muslim protests.

Hate1

Veteran bigot Rosina leads the charge followed by Kellylee and Carol who wants a “mix” (sic) society – presumably one where everyone emulates the lifestyle of the bogot.

Now David has no doubts at all as to what the “Strayan way of life ” is. Scantily clad women and booze.

And Liz parades her clitoris for all the world to see. No thanks Liz but maybe you can get together with Dave and educate him.

JOKE

Q: What’s the difference between a pub and a clitoris?

A: 80% of Strayan men can find the pub.

Hate2

Not to be outdone, the lifestyle gurus are joined by gritty battle-hardened former Williamtown Air Force Base guard Ronald Munro, closely followed by Pauline Hanson worshipper Patricia Andrews.

And while Emma strains  dictionary and thesaurus in her attempt to sound intelligent, Ben wants his cock sucked.

Amazing how so much of the hatred ends up revolving around sex.

Obviously copying Emma’s efforts at improving her English, old Norm also manages to do some interesting stuff with mixed metaphors.

Gag mouth shut

We wish we had a photograph of that one Norm.

Now this would have to be one of the dumbest posts we have seen. Guess what Daniel, see if you can figure out where Gallipoli is and whom the Anzacs were fighting.

Anzac Day

And guess which victorious nation commemorates Anzac Day as well? And what the religious faith of most of its population is?

Gallipoli Mosque

This Sydney mosque is called the Gallipoli Mosque. Wonder if the bogots know why?

Debbie Smith

We will let veteran bogot Debbie Smith have the last word as she diligently posts up yet another spurious headline from yet another Muslim hate site.

Debbie Smith

Fetish party or protecting us from “teh_mooslems.” ?

Could be a nice home for Corey Bernardi once he is kicked out of the Liberal Party.

The Hamster Wheel V Muslamic Burqa Rayguns

We love The Chaser here at TAB so we were very pleased to see their new show The Hamster Wheel.

In one of their latest episodes they have taken on the vexed question of the burqa, a question which seems to really worry about half a dozen extremely odd people and which is a convenient way for A Current Affair 60 Minutes Today Tonight to fill up some air time (and presumably keep the viewers and sponsors of A Current Affair 60 Minutes TDT happy with some gratuitous minority-bashing).

Internet fashion guru Kye Keating apparently took time out of his busy schedule of creating and keeping up with dodgy Facebook groups to give his considered opinion to TDT on an article of clothing worn by a handful of observant adherents to a minority religious group . We find that Kye has no job or study plans we can immediately discern but he does have a snappy line in emo hairdos and a refreshingly charisma-free media presence.

Batty burqa site

We forecast a great future for Kye doing something or other especially with head-shots like this.

Kye Keating

Kye gets his bliss on

In other highlights, media whore and self-appointed mad  Mahdi to the unshriven Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon was also happy to lend his presence to the proceedings. Perhaps he and Kye can get together and exchange hair and makeup tips?

Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon

Ibby struts his stuff

And The Hamster Wheel has some handy hints for media eager to get on the batty burqa circuit.

Islamo-media

Move over pet rocks and Rubik’s cubes, TAB foresees some great pointless merchandising opportunities. With dynamos like Kye and spruikers like Ibby, you can’t miss!

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