“…rip the raga [sic] off there [sic] heads…”

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Wouldn’t it be awful if the world saw how ‘ugly and messed up there [sic] faces are’? You’re so insightful Ben ‘Full Blooded Skips’ Jamieson.

More from the ‘Full Blooded Skips’ here…



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I’m white, Christian and live happily among Muslims

The Punch

Simon from Lakemba

by Simon from Lakemba

16 Mar 06:00am

I have been asked by The Punch to offer a different point of view about Muslims in Australia. Being a white, Christian, male living in Australia’s most populated Muslim suburb, I should be the most vilified person in Australia according to some fellow Punchers.

Just another street in just another suburb

Well the truth is, I’m not.

My background has many different layers and stepping stones to it. I was born in the mid 80s in Broken Hill to a dad that was local and a mum that was from Wilcannia. Growing up, she was one of the only few white families in town but never had a bad word to say about Aborigines, irrespective of how the situation is there now.

We then moved to Canberra settling in Tuggeranong or “Nappy Valley” as it was called. This is where my first interaction with Muslims happened.

The local primary school had a very multicultural feel to it and my main friends were Lebanese who all seemed to live on one particular street. Being young, I was never aware that he was “different” than me. I never noticed that he didn’t eat pork, believed in a different religion or that his family talked differently than mine.

The moment when things changed was September 11, 2001. I was in high school at the time, in year 10 when this event happened, and it was a difficult time for everybody. My Muslim friends didn’t know how to act, my fellow students didn’t know how to act and my teachers weren’t too sure either.

For the first week not too much had changed, but for the weeks after the anger increased, the whispers increased, the stares were more noticeable. The first instance when “Islamophobia” happened was when the bus driver saw me and my Muslim friends and shut the door in our face and drove off. Then the “terrorists” taunts started.

Another friend had a group full of kids in a car stop and surround her and pull her hijab off. I saw a change in my friends. They became closer to their religion, mainly to go deeper into it to find out why it happened. One particular friend’s mum started to wear a hijab, which she never had before. She was then called a terrorist where she hadn’t been before.

These taunts would continue over the years. These same friends now have double degrees from the ANU in law and politics and engineering.

In 2008 I moved to the Sydney suburb of Lakemba as it was affordable, 15 minutes from work and not too far from the M5 freeway and city. At first people were asking “why?”.

“There are Muslims there, crime, you won’t fit in,” they said.

All those fears haven’t been realised. There is actually more crime in Sutherland Shire, where Cronulla is located, than my local Canterbury Shire. My local Butcher is halal, but so what?

The local Muslim community, whilst never publicised, has raised money for the floods. It raised $26,000 in one single Friday night at Lakemba Mosque, and also had a van helping clean the flood-damaged areas in Brisbane.

They support the local Canterbury Bulldogs, and are arguably the most passionate group of supporters in the NRL. They are also keen players of sport, as evidenced by Saturday mornings at the local Lakemba playing fields.

Unfortunately the bad apples within the community bring the good people down and that’s what the media will tend to focus on.

With more integration and time, I feel the Muslim community will be a great asset to Australia, but that will take an open mind from my fellow Australians as well.


I’m Not Racist… But… (File #11,364)

A quick summary of this most recent raping of the eyes by insanely stupid racists:

  • I’m not racist but I hate it when Muslim women wear those ‘things on their heads’ and then tell their husbands that females who wear bikinis deserve to be raped. What the fuck? When have you ever been close enough to a conversation between a Muslim woman and her husband to hear such a comment, Karlie? Why must you satisfy our suspicions of your racism by making shit up?
  • We feel hot and we would feel more temperate if Muslim women also felt hot and stripped off;
  • If you don’t like chicks walking around in bikinis then piss off home. Again, what the fuck? When I wear jeans in summer I don’t hate people that wear shorts – it’s got nothing to do with me, it’s a matter of choice;
  • Chicks should show more skin than they already do, and ethnics don’t deserve to be here;
  • Muslim women who wear the hijab are ‘sand creatures’. Aren’t we the superior white race who respect women?
  • Muslim women who wear the hijab should be rounded up and sent home;
  • The male desire for females to wear no clothes in public knows no boundaries – yet we pride ourselves on our respect towards women.

Deep shame at the attitudes displayed above. Nothing else to say.

Banning the Burqa in Australia

So… Let me get this straight. We need to ban the burqa because some bank got robbed by a guy wearing a burqa? Can we get our rational hats on please? We can react to fear, and create knee-jerk policies that will further alienate the people that we keep telling to respect us. Or we can put the ban hammer away and act like human beings.

Statistics show that women are more than 20 times less likely to rob a bank than a man. And women are the only ones who wear the burqa, excepting the thug who used it as a disguise to rob a bank.

But if I want to rob a bank tomorrow, I’m not going to show my face as I walk through the door – so I’m going to choose a balaclava, a motorbike helmet, a beekeeper mask, a ‘Scream’ mask, a million other possibilities, or a burqa. But wait, antibogan, the burqa is banned! You’re not allowed to wear the burqa while you’re robbing the bank! Oops, sorry, I’ll just rob the fucking bank with my balaclava.

Anybody notice the stupidity? The hypocrisy? The downright xenophobic, ignorant and intolerant attitude that could force such a decision? See, when I leave that bank, I’ll be allowed to wear the motorbike helmet, the balaclava or the beekeeper mask in public, but not the burqa. And while the burqa is worn exclusively by females, who statistically commit far less crimes than men, it’s ridiculous to think that the other options are all legal and unisex headwear.

To the bogans reading this – quit talking about it as though you’re concerned about the rights of women. What complete bullshit. You wouldn’t give a shit about the rights of a woman if you’re more than happy to take away her freedom of choice and freedom of religion with one hand and take her clothes off and put her on a stage and on billboards and on music video clips with the other.

To the bogans reading this – quit talking about this as though it is some kind of security risk. If I wanted to rob a bank tomorrow, what’s stopping me cutting holes in my bedsheets and running in looking like a halloween ghost?

The whole issue makes me sick, and NOT ONE fucking politician or media source is ready to be rational about it all. Fear sells, and who really gives a shit if we offend an entire culture, right? They made us cancel Christmas… Remember?? They did, didn’t they..? They didn’t? Oh..

Bank Security – Hijabs and Burqas

Drivers License Wearing A Burqa?

Schools Banning Christmas… Really?

Muslims Still Banning Christmas… Really?

Still Banning Christmas… Come On…

Burqas Rob Banks

Burqas Hide Bombs