Two More Epic Fails On The Way…

Get your diaries ready, as our two favourite racist entities try to organise a bunch of braindead fucks together to publicly display their intolerance. You’d think it would be easy, right? But it seems that although there are thousands of racists in Australia, most of them are spineless dopes who prefer to play keyboard warriors online.

How do we know these two events will be epic failures? Well, firstly – take a look at the (combined) numbers:

76 attending
143 ‘maybe’s
946 not attending
805 ignored the invitation altogether

And of those combined 76 participants, we can look at previous examples of events like these, and how the real number of attendees will look more like a quarter of that.

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2010/04/09/393/

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2010/04/11/another-big-fat-failure/

https://theantibogan.wordpress.com/2010/04/11/late-mail-on-the-app-failure/

We look forward to reading about how these fools are embarrassed in public, again.

Miss USA Doesn’t Deserve Crown

The newly crowned Miss USA doesn’t deserve her crown, because… Wait for it… She is an Arab Muslim. Fancy that! The racists are up in arms at the fact that America could possibly choose a Muslim to be Miss USA! Don’t they know that she not only masterminded the 9/11 attacks, but she carries bombs, rapes children, stones people, mutilates genitals, and gets beaten by her husband? Oh wait – Muslims aren’t all like that? But doesn’t she carry a gun in her burqa in order to rob banks? She doesn’t? This is way too confusing.

Nicholas Folkes jumps on the strip-her-of-her-crown-based-on-her-ethnicity-and-race bandwagon and makes the stumbling admission that perhaps she might be more oppressed while living in an overseas country that didn’t support women’s rights, or the freedom to practice one’s own religion. Well that’s what we’ve been saying all along, chump. At some stage he’ll recognise that Muslims have been living in Western countries (like Australia) for a verrrry long time without mass breeding and without stoning criminals, mutilating genitals, raping women and children, killing non-believers, bombing marketplaces or robbing banks with hidden guns in burqas.

But all of this comes from a scared, shallow mind. The kind that believes true Aussie patriotism equates to hating non-whites.