Dear ‘Indian Filth’…

Dear ‘Grand Magus’,

I think I have a few more humane solutions to your obvious insecurities regarding people with dark skin.

Firstly, get a job so you can afford a car. That way you won’t have to put up with sharing public transport. Most people are okay with this concept.

Secondly, it is encouraged that you do some more lines of coke in order to stunt your senses of smell and hearing. That way you won’t have to smell the multicultural aromas of a multicultural country.

Thirdly, don’t have sexual relations with Indian women if they don’t turn you on. Stick to white people because none of them are hideously overweight, stinking or living in slobby squalor.

Finally, if ‘fingering poo’ is distressing you so much, delete ‘Two Girls One Cup’ from your hard drive.

‘Hannabelle’: Don’t quit your day job in order to pursue a career in comedy. Well, firstly get a day job. And then don’t quit it.

Unintelligible Racist Musings From Kevin & Zeb

Somewhere in the middle of Zeb’s intolerant rant, he blames Labor, Liberal, ALP (Labor again) and Greens (who have never had any control over migration) for the Muslim intake which has pushed Australia to the point of ‘SO SO CLOSE TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN’. Considering Australia’s population consists of around 300,000 Muslims, which equates to around 1.3% of our total population, it is confirmed that Zeb is a juvenile xenophobic arse hat.

And then we enter the contrived patriarchy that is the world of Kevin Naughton: a sexist, womanising, racist homophobe who loves lesbians. Here are a few of Kevin’s earth shattering quotations again for you:

“A chick prime (sic) minister (sic)? Hahahahaha now I’ve seen everything, didn’t realize (sic) they were allowed to vote…”

“Soccer… As GAY as AIDS!!!!!”

“What the fuck! (sic) How’s (sic) does Jarrod (sic)  hayne (sic) the dirty half-cast (sic) get cleared to play origen (sic) for head butting someone???????”

“shhhhhhhlutttttsss!!!!!!!!!!!”

“fuck (sic) all those dirty muslim (sic) cunts, go back back (huh?) to your shit hole countries and blow the fuck out of youselves (sic) and leave us alone, we dont (sic) want you hear (sic) any way you smelly pieces of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I think Zeb said it best… “..RACISM IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR PATRIOTISM..”

‘Smelly Indian Cunts’ Say Australia Is Racist

Hi William. Yes we know you are a very proud Aussie. It seems that the ones that keep needing to remind us about how proud they are, are often the most intolerant ones going around.

So let’s get this straight. You will defend to the death that Australia is not a racist country, which is what ‘these fucking Indians’ are claiming. But then you go ahead and generalise the whole race as being ‘SMELLY CURRY CUNTS’. And then call for the deportation of all Sudanese people. So, while you’re making absolutely no attempt to mask your extreme racism, you try to say that Australians aren’t racist. As much as your argument has failed, you are actually right. Because there are people in Australia – a lot of us – who have no problem at all with Indian and Sudanese people.

People like you and Courtney are the minorities. You are bigots, so scared and insecure that you become the most vile scum on the planet while trying to shove your ‘pride’ down our throats.

Yes, some say you are a racist. We don’t have to ‘harden the fuck up’ at all. Your opinions are worth shit, and the way you express them is completely distasteful – not to mention illegal.