Let’s Just Ban EVERYTHING

Ban the burqa, because it can be used to rob banks?

Ok – but first…

Let’s ban:

* Clown costumes

* Fake breasts

* Duct tape

* Make up

* Nun habits/robes

* Movie special effects make up

* Women’s clothes

* Wheat bags

* Flour sacks

* Hats

* Cow costumes

* Facepaint

* Obama masks

* Hoodies

* Darth Vader costumes

* Camo pants

* Leprechaun costumes

* Ninja costumes

* Thongs

* Permanent texta