Well he’s at it again. In this latest issue, see Col Hinton:
* Inciting an assassination on the Prime Minister;
* Showing off his gun and shitty car;
* Letting his kid play with firearms;
* Leaving a foul taste in the mouths of South East Asian women.
Meet Col Hinton, food critic, wannabe entertainer and social commentator. Not satisfied with mumbling, moaning and muttering in a huddle with his Facebook mates, Col chests up to the big boys themselves – in this case the KFC Facebook page and its unfortunate unnamed admin.
Col is very angry and like angry bogots everywhere likes to find scapegoats. In Col’s world teachers are not allowed to strike for better pay and conditions (presumably unlike the bogots themselves), and he has a possible solution which he decided to share with the Ten News Facebook page.
We know Col has a balanced diet – his favourite food group features on his Facebook profile pic. In fact it could go a long way to explaining his anger. But Col also likes chicken as long as it is not halal.
We don’t know about banning halal blankets, but Col also likes to hang out with hags wearing dirty bedsheets.
As we will see, Col has diverse xenophobic interests, as shown by his decision to tell Network Ten what they should do about representation of minorities in local productions.
Col’s not shy about posting his pic online so we thought we’d give talent scouts a chance to see whether they wanted to sign him up for their next series of Australia’s Got Bigots.
Oh and if you want to book Col for your next Klan rally teacher’s strike party he’s available. He lives around Coutts Crossing, and presumably plays the banjo as well.