Bogot Bingo: theantibogan interactive

Let’s play a game!

It’s well documented that the Bogotariat have little in the way of original thought or imagination, and thus have a tendency to repeat things they have heard other bogots saying.  The bogot does this without ever questioning the veracity of what they are spewing forth onto the internet or how nonsensical it sounds to normal people.

We’ve collected some of the most predictable, common, ignorant and moronic comments and topics raised by the average bogot in full rant, and now we want to see just how predictable the Bogotariat is.

And so we present you with:

Bogot Bingo

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Instructions:

  1. Download and/or print the bingo card above
  2. Browse the internet as normal
  3. Should you stumble across a fetid, teeming nest of bogots, pull out your bingo card and start checking off any of the words, phrases, grammatical quirks and nutty fantasies that appear in a comment or thread of comments.
    Please note: The words and phrases don’t have to be verbatim, they just need to be reasonably close in wording and/or sentiment.
  4. If you manage to make a straight line across 5 boxes on your bingo card in any direction, screenshot the comment or thread and send it back to us (via private message to our Facebook page).

We will then sift through the submissions and find the best, worst and funniest Bogot Bingo wins and present them in a blog in a few weeks time.  (Rest assured we will keep the identities of all players completely secret.)

Ready to play?

Go forth and bingo!

TAB’s Christmas Eid al-Adha Diwali Hannukah Special Festive Edition

Every year at this time, and quite often throughout the year, we see and hear the continual bogot lament about Christmas.

According to them, Christmas has been somehow banned in our public schools and by local Councils, people are not “allowed” to wish each other Merry Christmas, Muslims want Christmas banned etc etc ad nauseam

Some time back TAB posted the burblings of a fake nonentity calling itself “Awol Partydrunk”, who had sent a message to a young Muslim woman. We believe “Awol” has thankfully disappeared from Facebook, presumably up his own arse.

We are waiting for the bogotariat to present us with ANY proof that Christmas decorations, Christmas lights, Santas or any other festive paraphenalia has been banned from anywhere in Australia. However, proof and evidence are dirty words in the bogotverse, and they love posting misleading emotive rubbish like this to fire up the rabble.

Merry Christmas

In fact if we were one of the US soldiers pictured we’d be insulted to think that picture was being misused by the very racist and bigoted ratbags who are the real enemies of a free society.

Auburn NSW has a Muslim population of about 16% of a total population of 79,000. The local Mayor is a Muslim, as are many of the Councillors. According to bogot mythology there should be strong resistance to, if not an outright ban, on Christmas celebrations.

Not so.

Christmas decorations in Auburn

Christmas decorations in Auburn

Christmas tree Auburn

Christmas tree Auburn

And you want to know where the sole instance of Christmas decorations being “banned” that we came across originates from?

one small town in Israel

And it is certainly not a universal practice in Israel.

Christmas tree in Jerusalem

And according to a Jewish writer, a rabbi,  this is what happens in London

We’ll let Jon Stewart have the last word.

 

So

A happy festive season to all our fans and friends of all faiths and none. Bah humbug to our enemies

Bogan goes mental at Woolworths

Yes, we agree that supermarkets waste a great deal of edible food which could be distributed to the poor. Yes, there are legitimate activist groups who retrieve edible food from supermarket bins and use it.

But just watch how this bogot turns on a Muslim employee and you lose all sympathy for her.

Things Bogots Say

And now for something completely different…

A TAB supporter made a fortuitous typo in a comment – he/she typed “bogot” instead of “bigot” but we rather liked it since it combined “bogan” with “bigot”.

Not all bogans are bigots of course, but these bogots certainly are. So settle back and enjoy these selections from the wonderfully bizarre world of the xenophobe.

First, some gems of wisdom from everyone’s favourite barking mad group admin.

Batty1

Unlike Batty who does sit in front of the computer all day in its ceaseless mission to purge Straya of those dastardly covered-up Muslamics.

Batty demographics

Now here Batty dips its tentacles into the rich waters of sociology and politics and declaims that we are now a Demographic [sic] society. We are sure the people who run opinion polls will be glad to hear that since it will save them a lot of work. No more of those damned dependent variables to account for. Just ask Batty.

Batty2

What, only one woman was supposed to cover up? So can we assume the rest of the women were cavorting around the Mediterranean naked? Must have been a hot time in the Holy Land. We doubt that Fred Nile would approve.

Not only that but 700 years puts us slap bang into the 14th Century – you know, medieval times? No Jesus, no Mohammed – both long dead – unless Batty has some arcane knowledge of the past which the rest of us do not possess?

Mardi Grath? Sounds like yet another one of those festivals from the Battyverse, presumably involving all those naked Mediterranean women. We assume Queen Faggot was a monarch of the time. Or something.

Moving along reluctantly from the Battyverse we come to Alan Jones.

No, not the real Alan Jones though he wouldn’t be out of place in this bunch of bogots. This lad not only has nicked his name but has a picture of deceased demented gun-lover and Hollywood he-man Charlton Heston for his profile pic. Apparently that is meant to distract us from the likelihood that he is actually a 14 year old boy with terminal acne and a fondness for frenzied sausage stroking.

Alan Jones

Well sonny maybe if you updated your sound card drivers, cleaned out the pop-ups from all that porn you download and saw the doctor about your auditory hallucinations things might improve. It is fascinating to see too that “Alan” believes that the “islamics” [sic ] (who actually invented modern mathematics and a great deal of modern chemistry among other scientific breakthroughs) are “not very smart” and that there are a whole bunch of “asians” [sic] out there who have nothing better to do than to pretend to be said “islamics” [sic ].

Amazing!

No cavalcade of  the wisdom of the bogotariat would be complete without Batty’s own resident sage Bonnie

Bonnie

Now let’s see if we have this correct – bogans are not right. Well, er, yeah Bonnie. But wait…if we are wearing the right hat that means we will think they are left or right. Right? – (or left). Or ambidextrous.

Maybe we need this.

Sorting Hat

Or strong pain killers.

No examination of the fevered mind of the bogot is complete without some religious knowledge. And Jazz demonstrates she has a profound understanding of Christianity. So much so that it takes a Hindu to correct her.

Religious knowledge

Last but certainly not least we bring you Linda, yet another one of Batty’s resident sages. Linda is a deep thinker on matters spiritual as you can tell. Her speciality is “scraves” [sic]. They sound suspiciously like something Opus Dei might use. No doubt Dan Brown has a book coming out on the topic.

Scraves

We are glad Linda does not have a problem with “scraves”.

UPDATE: Scrave