We Should Have Shot All the Aborigines In the First Place

Bachelor of Business at Griffith University eh? How do you think the University will react to knowing one of its students wants all Aboriginal people dead?

Nathan Secker, struggling to make ends meet after the Aboriginal people took everything he owns including the shirt off his back.

Ross Newman – the guy that calls Aboriginal people ‘nigga’, yet desperately wants to be one.

Jonathan Willis – sits next to Asian girlfriend (citation needed) and tells non-whites to go back to their own countries.

Oh, how we feel for the Australian gene pool…

Dumb, drunk racist loses his keys, blames Indians/Pakistanis/Bangladeshis

So you’ve had too much to drink, and you’re on your way home.  In your drunken state, you drop your keys on the tracks of a very busy station platform, with trains coming and going regularly.  You ask staff to retrieve them for you, and it seems you may be in for a wait, because of the trains.  You were drunk and you dropped your keys, so this is essentially your own doing.  You may be annoyed, but realise it’s your own fault.

Unless you’re this guy, which means you’re a fuckwit.

So instead, you blame the fact you dropped your keys on train tracks on Indians, Pakistanis and Bangladeshis.  Somehow, it’s their fault.  It’s also somehow their fault that you don’t have a good enough job, because they stole it by… I don’t know, taking a job as a CityRail employee who is unfortunate enough to have to work a shift where drunk asshats are catching trains.  You verbally abuse one staff member, along with generally making abusive, racist comments directed at anyone who isn’t white.  When a fellow commuter happens to ask you to calm down and tries to talk to you rationally about why what you’re saying is disrespectful and ridiculous, you get frustrated.  You stand up and tower over him as he sits.  You get in his face.  You yell, you rant.  You push his shoulder.  You call him a geek.  You tell him he needs to stand up for himself because you’re verbally abusing and pushing him the non-white people took your job.  Or something.

As a supreme example of the ‘master race’, you stagger around and display your shiny white arse crack to the world as a confirmation of your alpha male status.  Because you are a fuckwit, you think this is acceptable.

Seems legit.

 

Jedd Sealey Smith Leads the Homophobia Charge

Have a look at these arse-hats, lining up to put shit on a homosexual 17 year old:

Responding to a public status that suggests that we are all perfect in our own way, these lowlife fucks think that publicly shaming a human being puts them well above in the morality stakes.

This is the brief story of a teenage boy who came out as a homosexual, months after another boy at his school killed himself over the abuse he received after also doing so. Let’s hope that it’s not a story ended by shit heads who don’t realise that the endless cycle of public denigration and hatred is the very thing that leads to a person deciding that they don’t want to live anymore.

Southern Cross Soldiers – Rebels Without A Clue

Just another drop in the ocean, that is the important impotent Aussie circle-jerking collective known as the Southern Cross Soldiers:

Recruits? For what, Joel? Are you running a training camp? An alcoholics anonymous chapter? A book review club? Why do participants need to be prepared to bleed? Is there going to be a monthly blood donation drive?

Joel Beresford, as much as it sounds like you’re merely a child living in a flabby man’s body, it honestly sounds as though you’re trying to round equally dead-shitted people together in order to incite physical altercations with non-whites. Could this be the case?

Ah, the SCS’s favourite keyword. ‘Chapter’. Here’s desperado Anthony Patrick Murray telling us all what we’ve known all along – that the Southern Cross Soldiers only exist to verbally and physically oppose people from other cultures.

LOLWTF? Nice mask by the way Stewart Myers…

Ah, Australia is safe with the SCS protecting us all. Anytime Darwinism wants to kick in would be just fine.

AFL Role Models

Read Suzanne Carbone’s article here.

Now read as fellow AFL butt-buddies start sluticising Suzanne and searching for a possible reason that she may have written the article other than the fact that Nixon should be laughed at for wanting to sell tickets to people to sit next to him at a footy match. Ricky, it is laughable and you and your hideously past-it circle-jerking mates can look forward to having blatant sexism tagged with your names forever more.

Like you hadn’t already achieved some kind of shady reputation with women….

In addition – we thought it somewhat ironic that Ricky has this on his public Facebook wall.

Enjoy!

More Ricky..

Bogans Fight At Aussie Skatepark

 

What’s worse? The drunken, shirtless bogan trying to fight a bunch of teenagers in front of underage skaters? Or the mob of teenagers who take advantage of his inebriation and then throw a skateboard at him, narrowly missing a 5 year old girl and her mother? Or is it that mother who drags that very 5 year old girl into the very center of serious brawling?

Fuck the lot of them.

Things Bogots Say

And now for something completely different…

A TAB supporter made a fortuitous typo in a comment – he/she typed “bogot” instead of “bigot” but we rather liked it since it combined “bogan” with “bigot”.

Not all bogans are bigots of course, but these bogots certainly are. So settle back and enjoy these selections from the wonderfully bizarre world of the xenophobe.

First, some gems of wisdom from everyone’s favourite barking mad group admin.

Batty1

Unlike Batty who does sit in front of the computer all day in its ceaseless mission to purge Straya of those dastardly covered-up Muslamics.

Batty demographics

Now here Batty dips its tentacles into the rich waters of sociology and politics and declaims that we are now a Demographic [sic] society. We are sure the people who run opinion polls will be glad to hear that since it will save them a lot of work. No more of those damned dependent variables to account for. Just ask Batty.

Batty2

What, only one woman was supposed to cover up? So can we assume the rest of the women were cavorting around the Mediterranean naked? Must have been a hot time in the Holy Land. We doubt that Fred Nile would approve.

Not only that but 700 years puts us slap bang into the 14th Century – you know, medieval times? No Jesus, no Mohammed – both long dead – unless Batty has some arcane knowledge of the past which the rest of us do not possess?

Mardi Grath? Sounds like yet another one of those festivals from the Battyverse, presumably involving all those naked Mediterranean women. We assume Queen Faggot was a monarch of the time. Or something.

Moving along reluctantly from the Battyverse we come to Alan Jones.

No, not the real Alan Jones though he wouldn’t be out of place in this bunch of bogots. This lad not only has nicked his name but has a picture of deceased demented gun-lover and Hollywood he-man Charlton Heston for his profile pic. Apparently that is meant to distract us from the likelihood that he is actually a 14 year old boy with terminal acne and a fondness for frenzied sausage stroking.

Alan Jones

Well sonny maybe if you updated your sound card drivers, cleaned out the pop-ups from all that porn you download and saw the doctor about your auditory hallucinations things might improve. It is fascinating to see too that “Alan” believes that the “islamics” [sic ] (who actually invented modern mathematics and a great deal of modern chemistry among other scientific breakthroughs) are “not very smart” and that there are a whole bunch of “asians” [sic] out there who have nothing better to do than to pretend to be said “islamics” [sic ].

Amazing!

No cavalcade of  the wisdom of the bogotariat would be complete without Batty’s own resident sage Bonnie

Bonnie

Now let’s see if we have this correct – bogans are not right. Well, er, yeah Bonnie. But wait…if we are wearing the right hat that means we will think they are left or right. Right? – (or left). Or ambidextrous.

Maybe we need this.

Sorting Hat

Or strong pain killers.

No examination of the fevered mind of the bogot is complete without some religious knowledge. And Jazz demonstrates she has a profound understanding of Christianity. So much so that it takes a Hindu to correct her.

Religious knowledge

Last but certainly not least we bring you Linda, yet another one of Batty’s resident sages. Linda is a deep thinker on matters spiritual as you can tell. Her speciality is “scraves” [sic]. They sound suspiciously like something Opus Dei might use. No doubt Dan Brown has a book coming out on the topic.

Scraves

We are glad Linda does not have a problem with “scraves”.

UPDATE: Scrave

Australia, where the game of ‘spot the racist’ gets easier every day.

Australia, where the game of ‘spot the Aussie racist’ gets harder easier every day.

So… how can an Aussie be spotted or picked out from a crowd, anyway?


So, wait… the idea behind this ‘game’ is that just by looking, and just based on any kind of physical appearance… if you have any kind of Asian, Middle Eastern, or southern European heritage, these morons will assume you’re not ‘Aussie’???

No, Belinda.  Most people have better things to do with their time than step out the door and start counting every person they pass – because the likelihood is, the vast majority of them will be AUSTRALIAN.

But wait, there’s more stupidity…

I wonder if Sera Isa Guidette plays this game with her customers as well?

“Im[sic] not racist but…”

That’s funny, at last count I thought there were about 22 million or so Australians kicking about?

Note: If you can’t stretch your brain to even construct a sentence, justf find a way to say something short with “fuck” in it.

It doesn’t seem like Toby Straatman has too much respect for his (apparent) role in the Australian Defence Force…


Alan ‘Felcher’ Tilbrook takes it that one step further and decides that in his fucked up world view, anyone with a certain eye type, anyone dark skinned (does that include Aboriginal people, Alan?), anyone who wears a religious head dress, or is Jewish (how on earth can you tell that by looking at someone?!) or indeed any descendant of our neighbouring New Zealand has to “fuck off back too[sic] were[sic] they came from”.  (Even if they are Australian.)

Quite the poster boy for his multi-national employer, eh?

So, surely this page has to be some kind of sick joke, right?  Isn’t that what they always claim?  It was just for a laugh, don’t be so uptight, etc, etc…

Speaking of sick jokes., and just to sum up the level of brain rot that is festering in groups like this, a message from the page administrator…

Hint: Finding it hard to read any of the text in the screen grabs?

Click on the image and it will open in full.