And we ‘fill’ sorry for the bird that ends up with you, Neil. You live in an outhouse, your hair is a shameful attempt at a Patrick Swayze, your jeans were on special at Lowes, and your genitals have been rendered dormant from years of riding your penis-extension chopper – yeah – the one that you ride around trying to get people to look at you, but only end up with looks of annoyance and utterances of ‘fuck I hate bikies’.
To be honest – the fact that you’re a bikie is irrelevant. It’s completely hypocritical of you to make sweeping generalisations about specific people and their appearance when you look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/254814/were-turning-some-heads