Things Bogots Say

And now for something completely different…

A TAB supporter made a fortuitous typo in a comment – he/she typed “bogot” instead of “bigot” but we rather liked it since it combined “bogan” with “bigot”.

Not all bogans are bigots of course, but these bogots certainly are. So settle back and enjoy these selections from the wonderfully bizarre world of the xenophobe.

First, some gems of wisdom from everyone’s favourite barking mad group admin.

Batty1

Unlike Batty who does sit in front of the computer all day in its ceaseless mission to purge Straya of those dastardly covered-up Muslamics.

Batty demographics

Now here Batty dips its tentacles into the rich waters of sociology and politics and declaims that we are now a Demographic [sic] society. We are sure the people who run opinion polls will be glad to hear that since it will save them a lot of work. No more of those damned dependent variables to account for. Just ask Batty.

Batty2

What, only one woman was supposed to cover up? So can we assume the rest of the women were cavorting around the Mediterranean naked? Must have been a hot time in the Holy Land. We doubt that Fred Nile would approve.

Not only that but 700 years puts us slap bang into the 14th Century – you know, medieval times? No Jesus, no Mohammed – both long dead – unless Batty has some arcane knowledge of the past which the rest of us do not possess?

Mardi Grath? Sounds like yet another one of those festivals from the Battyverse, presumably involving all those naked Mediterranean women. We assume Queen Faggot was a monarch of the time. Or something.

Moving along reluctantly from the Battyverse we come to Alan Jones.

No, not the real Alan Jones though he wouldn’t be out of place in this bunch of bogots. This lad not only has nicked his name but has a picture of deceased demented gun-lover and Hollywood he-man Charlton Heston for his profile pic. Apparently that is meant to distract us from the likelihood that he is actually a 14 year old boy with terminal acne and a fondness for frenzied sausage stroking.

Alan Jones

Well sonny maybe if you updated your sound card drivers, cleaned out the pop-ups from all that porn you download and saw the doctor about your auditory hallucinations things might improve. It is fascinating to see too that “Alan” believes that the “islamics” [sic ] (who actually invented modern mathematics and a great deal of modern chemistry among other scientific breakthroughs) are “not very smart” and that there are a whole bunch of “asians” [sic] out there who have nothing better to do than to pretend to be said “islamics” [sic ].

Amazing!

No cavalcade of  the wisdom of the bogotariat would be complete without Batty’s own resident sage Bonnie

Bonnie

Now let’s see if we have this correct – bogans are not right. Well, er, yeah Bonnie. But wait…if we are wearing the right hat that means we will think they are left or right. Right? – (or left). Or ambidextrous.

Maybe we need this.

Sorting Hat

Or strong pain killers.

No examination of the fevered mind of the bogot is complete without some religious knowledge. And Jazz demonstrates she has a profound understanding of Christianity. So much so that it takes a Hindu to correct her.

Religious knowledge

Last but certainly not least we bring you Linda, yet another one of Batty’s resident sages. Linda is a deep thinker on matters spiritual as you can tell. Her speciality is “scraves” [sic]. They sound suspiciously like something Opus Dei might use. No doubt Dan Brown has a book coming out on the topic.

Scraves

We are glad Linda does not have a problem with “scraves”.

UPDATE: Scrave

Kill Every Sri-Lankan

Wonderful. Here’s a 20 year old bloke who doesn’t seem to mind telling the world about how he’d like to kill anyone from Sri Lanka. Not only that, but fellow dropkicks are ready to “…help u (sic) on that one no (sic)”.

He lives in an area where over 88% of its population is white.