Nutzis feel the warm tumescent surge of an oncoming election

Local Government elections will be held in NSW on the 8th September 2012. All sorts of strange and wondrous creatures have crawled out of the woodwork to put their hands up, including a motley collection of middle aged neo-Nazis attached to Jim Saleam’s Australia First playgroup. These dodgy characters will be flying the flag for a monocultural white Strayan Reich in the heavily multicultural and multi-ethnic Western and South Western Sydney regions. Way to go Jimmy!

Sadly the good burghers of Marrickville and Leichhardt wanting a Fascist tinge to their local Councils must content themselves with beige shirt boulevardiers Nick Folkes and Sergio Redegalli, well-known already to TAB regulars.

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We thought that inner West electors might like to revisit some of the greatest moments of their very own far right fearless kultural warriors. So here’s our very own tribute to Niqab n’ Serg…

Nick Folkes – winning hearts and minds

Nicky supports women – as long as they don’t wear much

Respect

Nicky’s immigration policy where he references disgraced academic Andrew Fraser

Racist

Nicky giving advice to the Brits on successful and hard-working Filipino-Australians

Nick on Filipinos

Nicky supports women’s rights

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Nicky on African immigrants

Nicky on Africans

Nicky supports teachers and education

Nicky supports education

Sergio Redegalli – formerly a respected glass artist, now Dean Martin to Nicky Folkes’s Jerry Lewis – (except not at all funny).

Sergio Redegalli

Here’s Sergio and Niqab playing dress-ups with a motley collection of women. Must have been a bit of a stoush at the make-up mirror.

The human centipede burqa-style

Sergio looks divine with the kohl around his eyes. Bet the lads from Channel 7 were excited.

Sergio stripped bare – “But Officer, it’s to protect my eyes against the desert sands blowing down Livingstone Road”

Sergio also takes a great interest in local public toilets and is likely to be encountered visiting the ladies’ loo clad modestly in his abbaya and niqab. And the kohl of course.

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A Local Shop for Local People

Meet Jochen Pfleuger. Jochen likes dogs but hates his fellow man – or more specifically Muslims. He even belongs to an impressive array of anti-Muslim hate-groups, unusual for someone who is a graduate of a prestigious German university, part of whose mission statement reads:

Sie wendet sich gegen jede Form von Diskriminierung, Intoleranz und kultureller Selbstüberhöhung*

Jochen Pfleuger

Jochen is a businessman. He must be aiming for the Toowoomba Businessman of the Year by the welcoming look of his business premises.

Not sure how many burqa-wearers you get in Toowoomba. We’d guess zero – which means there’s a whole lot of paranoia and prejudice going on here. Especially from someone who is an immigrant himself and presumably came to Australia seeking a better life.

* (“It fights every kind of discrimination, intolerance and cultural hubris”)

Royston Vasey on the Darling Downs

The Hamster Wheel V Muslamic Burqa Rayguns

We love The Chaser here at TAB so we were very pleased to see their new show The Hamster Wheel.

In one of their latest episodes they have taken on the vexed question of the burqa, a question which seems to really worry about half a dozen extremely odd people and which is a convenient way for A Current Affair 60 Minutes Today Tonight to fill up some air time (and presumably keep the viewers and sponsors of A Current Affair 60 Minutes TDT happy with some gratuitous minority-bashing).

Internet fashion guru Kye Keating apparently took time out of his busy schedule of creating and keeping up with dodgy Facebook groups to give his considered opinion to TDT on an article of clothing worn by a handful of observant adherents to a minority religious group . We find that Kye has no job or study plans we can immediately discern but he does have a snappy line in emo hairdos and a refreshingly charisma-free media presence.

Batty burqa site

We forecast a great future for Kye doing something or other especially with head-shots like this.

Kye Keating

Kye gets his bliss on

In other highlights, media whore and self-appointed mad  Mahdi to the unshriven Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon was also happy to lend his presence to the proceedings. Perhaps he and Kye can get together and exchange hair and makeup tips?

Ibrahim Siddiq-Conlon

Ibby struts his stuff

And The Hamster Wheel has some handy hints for media eager to get on the batty burqa circuit.

Islamo-media

Move over pet rocks and Rubik’s cubes, TAB foresees some great pointless merchandising opportunities. With dynamos like Kye and spruikers like Ibby, you can’t miss!

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Things Bogots Say

And now for something completely different…

A TAB supporter made a fortuitous typo in a comment – he/she typed “bogot” instead of “bigot” but we rather liked it since it combined “bogan” with “bigot”.

Not all bogans are bigots of course, but these bogots certainly are. So settle back and enjoy these selections from the wonderfully bizarre world of the xenophobe.

First, some gems of wisdom from everyone’s favourite barking mad group admin.

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Unlike Batty who does sit in front of the computer all day in its ceaseless mission to purge Straya of those dastardly covered-up Muslamics.

Batty demographics

Now here Batty dips its tentacles into the rich waters of sociology and politics and declaims that we are now a Demographic [sic] society. We are sure the people who run opinion polls will be glad to hear that since it will save them a lot of work. No more of those damned dependent variables to account for. Just ask Batty.

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What, only one woman was supposed to cover up? So can we assume the rest of the women were cavorting around the Mediterranean naked? Must have been a hot time in the Holy Land. We doubt that Fred Nile would approve.

Not only that but 700 years puts us slap bang into the 14th Century – you know, medieval times? No Jesus, no Mohammed – both long dead – unless Batty has some arcane knowledge of the past which the rest of us do not possess?

Mardi Grath? Sounds like yet another one of those festivals from the Battyverse, presumably involving all those naked Mediterranean women. We assume Queen Faggot was a monarch of the time. Or something.

Moving along reluctantly from the Battyverse we come to Alan Jones.

No, not the real Alan Jones though he wouldn’t be out of place in this bunch of bogots. This lad not only has nicked his name but has a picture of deceased demented gun-lover and Hollywood he-man Charlton Heston for his profile pic. Apparently that is meant to distract us from the likelihood that he is actually a 14 year old boy with terminal acne and a fondness for frenzied sausage stroking.

Alan Jones

Well sonny maybe if you updated your sound card drivers, cleaned out the pop-ups from all that porn you download and saw the doctor about your auditory hallucinations things might improve. It is fascinating to see too that “Alan” believes that the “islamics” [sic ] (who actually invented modern mathematics and a great deal of modern chemistry among other scientific breakthroughs) are “not very smart” and that there are a whole bunch of “asians” [sic] out there who have nothing better to do than to pretend to be said “islamics” [sic ].

Amazing!

No cavalcade of  the wisdom of the bogotariat would be complete without Batty’s own resident sage Bonnie

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Now let’s see if we have this correct – bogans are not right. Well, er, yeah Bonnie. But wait…if we are wearing the right hat that means we will think they are left or right. Right? – (or left). Or ambidextrous.

Maybe we need this.

Sorting Hat

Or strong pain killers.

No examination of the fevered mind of the bogot is complete without some religious knowledge. And Jazz demonstrates she has a profound understanding of Christianity. So much so that it takes a Hindu to correct her.

Religious knowledge

Last but certainly not least we bring you Linda, yet another one of Batty’s resident sages. Linda is a deep thinker on matters spiritual as you can tell. Her speciality is “scraves” [sic]. They sound suspiciously like something Opus Dei might use. No doubt Dan Brown has a book coming out on the topic.

Scraves

We are glad Linda does not have a problem with “scraves”.

UPDATE: Scrave

Norwegian Outrage: More than 90 dead, dozens injured.

Breaking news of the shootings/bombing in Norway overnight was met with dismay and disbelief. That one person could kill so many people in what appeared to be an act of civil disobedience? My first thought was of Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma City Bomber

The media went into a frenzy of speculation that suggested an Islamic extremist group may be behind it. That was sharply removed, (try and find that shit on the web easily!) replaced with “ethnic Norwegian”, and finally something closer to the truth. The Ban the Burqa page went into overdrive.

No screenshots, as most of the comments still remain, but suffice to say that the comments were along the lines of…well, you know. Barely literate, hateful and completely misguided. A kitten with a ball of wool is the best analogy I have to describe it. That or the Monty Python stoning scene, but it’s been done so many times..

Admin of BTB took part with the usual fuckwittish responses (bomb=Islam), and all the sheep took up their position. But… the media started to take a different stance, and the BTB monkeys started to panic. Surely it was a Muslamic that committed this horrible atrocity??

Surely!

Nope. It looks as though the killer is Anders Breivik. Of course, this individual is yet to be charged, so I can’t assume that he is responsible for the deaths of 91 people (thus far), but hey, it kinda blows the BTB wankers theory outta the water! If true. Anders is Caucasian. Blue eyed blond male
Hates Muslims apparently
Right wing conservative
Fundamentalist christian
Didn’t wear a burqa that I know of.
I’m looking forward to the ADL gathering in Brisbane (30th July/6 Aug if they get it sorted!) if anyone is keen? I’ll be there regardless with trusty cam and pointy finger.

“…never fined (sic) a husban (sic)

And we ‘fill’ sorry for the bird that ends up with you, Neil. You live in an outhouse, your hair is a shameful attempt at a Patrick Swayze, your jeans were on special at Lowes, and your genitals have been rendered dormant from years of riding your penis-extension chopper – yeah – the one that you ride around trying to get people to look at you, but only end up with looks of annoyance and utterances of ‘fuck I hate bikies’.

To be honest – the fact that you’re a bikie is irrelevant. It’s completely hypocritical of you to make sweeping generalisations about specific people and their appearance when you look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/254814/were-turning-some-heads

Let’s Just Blow The Middle East Up

Even though thee (sic) is no god, and no TRUE religion, we still apparently live in a Christian country and non-Christians should therefore not be entitled to any Christian-only welfare money.

These idiots make several unintelligent implications here:

Firstly, Muslims apparently see themselves as superior; Secondly, Muslims only live in the Middle East;
And thirdly, only Muslims claim welfare money in Australia.

Yeah… Ban the burqa so Muslims don’t claim welfare money in our Christian country. Good logic.