Darren Beatle Bailey Morris Wants You To Fight Him

He’s just the bigot-troll doll gift that keeps on giving. I’m sure you remember Darren Beatle Bailey Morris but in case you’ve forgotten, here he is:

Here’s a rant he delivered just prior to New Years Eve (2012). We hope it brightens up your Monday!

And some messages sent earlier last year to one of the Goblin’s amorous conquests female targets. He really thinks he is hot shit with women. She didn’t however, and was happy to pass them on to us.

And in case you are interested, a glimpse into the complex mind of this deep stinker

Anti-Racism Memes

Sex and the Single Bogot

The far right are a bunch of try-hards. They love to spend a lot of time discussing sex in all its manifestations especially when it is somehow related to their opponents. If it is not related to their opponents they still try hard.

Bec Atkins has now added obstetrics to her string bag of cheap tricks and is very keen to get her fellow bogots to reproduce so that “them” (hated minority of the moment) won’t beat the bogots in the breeding stakes.

We are a little puzzled. Bec wants Aussie women to churn out babies so where are they going to get the time for jobs of “power and high education”? And we somehow cannot see too many bogots with their limited outlook and poor understanding of the world ever qualifying for any of these “jobs of power and high education”. Sounds a lot like “Kinder, Küche und Kirche” to us.

Here, well-known eugenics expert and mountain survivalist Chris “BO Plenty” Merrett cranks out his version of first contacts with Indigenous people. One must ask – leaving aside BO’s repugnant racism for a second, what is this obsession the neo-Nazis “white nationalists” have with sodomy?

We know women are somewhat thin on the ground in the cop-free Victorian wilderness where BO prefers to hide out. Maybe the critters just run too fast eh?

Bogot pinup - Ewe scared?

Scott Neale, bearded baldie elder of the Australian Penile Dysfunction Movement APDM has little to do these days as his tiny  Facebook group party shrivels into well-deserved obscurity. And we can tell as he gets together behind the dunnies with his mates from Year 4 and indulges in some anti-Muslim non-humour.

We can see “Bear Rahh”‘s Saturday nights must be busy indeed in front of the monitor with the porn.

Now here’s that fine body of hunky warriors the APDM. No doubt the ladies are swooning as we speak.

Herpp Derppp…

Good to see old Scott H. thinks he can still get his pallid patriotic pecker up.  Maybe he needs BDSM role plays like this one to get him going these days.

Oh, we thought you’d like a picture of ethno-sexpert Marcus Jenkins. Just so you know why he’d be hanging around an old guy like Scott at weekends instead of scoring with the chicks.

We are not sure why the bloke next to our heart-throb has fallen asleep, but we can guess why. Marcus has probably treated him to some of his “humour”. Or maybe he had some sex advice from one of the Scotts.

Perhaps he should take up something more exciting than exploring sex with Marcus.

We saved the best worst till last as we pop over to the Old Dart to showcase Erectile Dysfunction League member Alan Cleverley.

Alan is so proud to be associated with the EDL and with convicted rioter Tommy Robinson Paul Harris Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (make up your mind son) that he wears his best British Legion clobber.

We are sure that his fellow Falklands vets would be happy that someone was besmirching the proud traditions of the Legion (the UK’s equivalent of the RSL) by hanging out in his kit with a bunch of Fascist football hooligans.

Anyway old Alan is also rather interested in sex, but not as we know it.

Kaylene is trying to have what she thinks is a conversation about Shari’a, but Alan has other ideas. We won’t go into details, readers can work them out for themselves.

Ah well, bang goes your date with Kaylene.

The Chocolate Soldier Melts

Whenever the wind is in the wrong direction and a warm surge of outraged testosterone gathers in the bogot groin, the bogot forms a patriotic group.

The outrage doesn’t have to have a reason behind it that any normal person can understand because it’s all about feelings.

This comment was made in response to someone who had asked for…gasp…evidence and just about sums up the whole thought process behind hate politics.

Can’t get a job? Blame Muslims/overseas students/asylum seekers. Pressures of modern life?  Blame asylum seekers/overseas students/Muslims. Kids slacking off at school? Family problems? Blame all three.

Don’t forget to add a liberal dash of homophobia, gynophobia and harebrained foil-hattedness as well.

We have seen a number of these groups rush onto Facebook, erupt like a mass outbreak of pustules then subside into festering cystic hate.

Find a suitably hairy-chested title, elevate some loser or a group of losers to be the official faces, precede your action with a flurry of obscenity-ridden posts designed to inflame your followers and to establish your credentials as a hard man then set a date for your “action”.

Occasionally these Facebook hate-festers spill into the real world. A small bunch of whiners will scrape together an ill-thought-out demonstration. They will then strenuously manage to control their mutual distrust and hatred for a couple of hours to loudly proclaim their message to a usually bemused public. In the process of course, they manage to publicly vilify religious and ethnic minorities while desperately and unsuccessfully  trying to convey an impression of mainstream positive activism and consensus.

One such recent group is the self-styled “ Australian Patriotic Defence Movement” (APDM).  One of its stalwarts is Darren Bailey-Morris, self-styled “SAS veteran”.

Obviously if our goblin friend is ex-SAS he would be familiar with a range of lethal weaponry which could be deployed against a dangerous enemy, not to mention techniques of unarmed combat. Furthermore, the SAS has a very stringent checklist of personal qualities which it demands of its soldiers, including the ability to be effective communicators. Applicants are also subjected to psychological evaluation.

So it is revealing indeed to see how our hero dealt with a clear and present danger to his own person.

It turns out that at a recent demonstration in Brisbane, Goblin was apparently getting close and intimate with someone he calls a “fag”. Well Darren, you know it’s not illegal to be attracted to the same sex. We are not going to condemn you for that.

Goblin has even managed to rouse alcohol fan John Winter from his self-induced haze, while Sandra Rogic is as usual getting very excited about very little.

However the hot coffee over the balcony was not really very manly was it now? Not what a real soldier would do.  Especially not someone who says he was in the SAS. Especially not when you could end up in court on a charge of common assault after mentioning it twice on a page with a potential audience of 4 billion people.

We thought you might like to see more of the Goblin Warrior’s soldierly qualities on show. Enjoy.

Fun Holiday Activity!

The APDM hates women

The far right have always hated women. Of course they won’t come out and say that because they would then be even less successful than they already are at recruiting women, whom they desperately need in their minute groups, firstly to give others the illusion that these failed men are real men and socially adept, secondly to open the beers and most importantly to massage their poor shrivelled little…egos.

Take the so-called “Australian Patriots Defence Movement” for instance. It is a small anti-Muslim Facebook group with an even smaller number of followers “on the ground”. The APDM makes a great show of beating its little collection of puny chests and pretending that they are concerned about women’s rights. However we were able to obtain evidence of what they really think.

Note the participants. Firstly, pin-up boy and self-styled legal expert Luke Jenkins . Luke has featured many times here at TAB, both for his unsavoury comments and the indignant squawks which ensue when he is featured. But he has no qualms about posting a photo up of a young mum whose only “crime” is to be an anti-racist Muslim.

Luke’s a real man isn’t he ladies? Wouldn’t you be proud to bring him home to Mum? Just tell her to hide the family pics.

We have showcased  Wyatt Wharton and his fantasies before but now he has taken fairy tales to a new high…or low.

Wyatt Derp has taken exception to the fact that someone is Muslim. So imagining he has her contact details, this intellectual pygmy proposes to *gasp – give it to the admin of the junk page he has posted on

While Wyatt and his fellow cave-dwellers slowly chew that one over, an anti-racist, also female, whose anonymity we also respect succinctly points out what we all know:

“Wyatt you are full of shit”

Indeed, and in Wyatt’s case it emanates copiously from the rear end of a horse.

Wart prepares to speak

Wyatt you are full of shit

Darren Bailey-Morris, goblin activist, then chimes in with his deep insights into the fair sex, obviously being refreshingly indifferent to his own distinct lack of eye appeal.

He is followed by Jayden Smedley who is apparently a female (??) but who enjoys a bit of a yarn with the lads, especially those with the intellectual leanings of Wart and his Posse of Pindicks.

Now pay attention ladies, here is Scott Hartley, giving us the benefits of his awesome sexual knowledge derived from almost 60 years spent in solo wanking. Note the position of the right hand. He must be dreaming.

PHWOAAAARRR!!

He coyly lets on that he is in an “open relationship (translation – his missus can’t stand him so she lets him wander the streets off the leash while she goes and enjoys herself) probably hoping to get it on with Jayden or Wart or even Goblin.

But there’s more…

Facebook resident psycho Batty Burqa has helpfully posted yet another photograph stolen from a Facebook page in its relentless quest to prove that the unnamed anti-racist in the conversation  is a *gasp…moooooslem

This is accompanied by squeals of excitement from one Marcus Jenkins, who displays an intimate knowledge of dog testicles as well as conspicuous talents as a spy photographer. ASIO should sign him up, since he has the knack of staying clear of the camera lens himself while capturing the humble features of his fellow bigots “patriots” in loving detail – and tagging them wrongly.

Maybe ASIO already have.

Marcus is very bashful as befits someone who is so impaired he thinks a picture of a Welsh dragon represents Anglo-Saxon culture. Marcus likes to post at memorial sites for dead babies, a rather creepy activity for someone with no connection to either the deceased or to the real people grieving there.

And it turns out that Luke and Batty had the wrong person all the time in both cases. Plus by publishing hijacked photos of one woman to attempt to intimidate another that they have no problem having their misogyny (look it up boys!) paraded for the world to see.

We remind these clowns that a prominent journalist has just been found guilty of racism in court. It’s not the anti-racists who need to fear the law.

And the screenshots? Sorry fellas, they are on their way to the police.

UPDATE

Of course Wart has form on this sort of thing. Never mind that wherever he gets his info is totally wrong – maybe Marcus Jenkins, G-man?

Yet More Amusement from the Bogots

Spring is in the air and along with the warmer weather the overheated brains of the bogots creak and splutter into action mode.

A wriggling handful of bogot larvae aged around 7 discuss TV superheroes….oh wait…

Now if these little tykes want a home-grown hero they need go no further than Queensland’s (and Texas’s own) dual citizen, ultra-conservative cowpoke and wearer of hats to rival Bob Katter’s, Colonel Wyatt Wharton.

Yes folks, Wart is a gennooine Dixie Colonel – of a Confederate re-enactment group located in the good ole USA. And we all know what happened to the Confederates now, don’t we?

Colonel Wart surrenders to the Antibogans

Tell you what if we were Jackie or Tom or John we’d be trembling in our boots as Big Wart relentlessly rides the range trackin’ down them thar varmints and keepin’ Laura Norder north of the Rio Grande Tweed.. Yee-ha!!

Meanwhile back in Straya, True Blue Aussieboy, as distinct from that ole Woolloomooloo Yank Wyatt, is fretting about a world wide takeover that has left him totally incoherent, not to mention illiterate.

Now what can it be? Extra-terrestrial aliens? Feral insects? Rupert Murdoch?

No, it seems to be a “Muslame”. They must be scary indeed if they can achieve world domination using only one person from within the dull bureaucratic fortress of DIAC. Chris Bowen needs to be told!

Eeek!!

Now here’s another muppet presumably fearing the same dastardly “Muslame”.

“People who live in australian (sic)” again raises the spectre of alien life forms taking over our bodies. They may want to “100% live and wish to live like australians (sic)” but they cannot be trusted. They might be “Muslame”. Or fake Americans even. But that’s OK. All the fake cowboys can go to Arabia and live in “there sand huts (sic)”

Trudging down the tired old path of white exceptionalism comes a two-headed creature called “Spike Heavens Angel”.

Now we are not sure which country it is in, but we are fairly sure that Australia has never been a “white country”. Nor have our near neighbours, New Zealand, PNG and Indonesia, nor any countries to the north, east and west.

Oh wait a minute. There is a land to the south of us, and it is pretty much white most of the year…except for the penguins, whales and seals. Damn their variegated hides!

A white-only (well almost) land

We look forward to waving goodbye to Spike as it sails into the south, both heads bobbing.

Australian Patriots Defence Movement of the Bowels

Maybe you should have told Darren, Wyatt! Beatle doesn’t mind a bit of slap and tickle with unknown women – you really should have had him on a leash.

Ah, that’s the spirit Scott. Stand up against Darren’s violent ways. At least Darren understands that racist (and sexist) remarks are just going to paint you as rednecks.

Oh Darren, it seems you couldn’t control your racist, violent or sexist ways on the day of the first official rally for the APDM (Australian Patriots Defence Movement). Perhaps you should grow up and fill that fat head of yours with some intelligence! Pick up a book sometime!

Nothing like a bit of street-lit, eh Beatle? Especially when it’s all about ‘peeeee-dophilia’!

As you were. Over and out.