The Health of the Nation

Last week we mirrored An Open Letter to Scott Morrison from the Asylum Seekers Resource Centre Champions of Change blog.

And back in September last year Darwin journalist Kylie Stevenson wrote this informative little piece for The Punch on the fear engendered against asylum seekers by the ignoramuses who amongst other things clog Facebook up with their hate pages.

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Of course, the bogots probably did not bother to read either the blog or that article or the many others which have comprehensively demolished the myths which they like to spread around. So we decided to again put up the health statistics supplied by open letter writer and physician Dr Trent Yarwood. That is so you can readily recognise the gaping holes in what is to follow.

Health stats

Now keeping these stats in mind let’s journey into the alternative fantasy universe of the bogots.

Take health expert and pioneer of do-it-yourself gender re-assignment Jayden Smedley. Jayden is one who never lets the truth get in the way of a good confected lie.

Jayden the health expert

Playmate Trilby Steinberger is only too happy to add her 2 cents worth of hatred, followed by the Scumsite chief scummer coming up the rear.

Trilby disease

Jayden as we can see has a past history on this. Not quite as drastic as Miranda who wants to bomb “thier (sic) disease ridden people” out of the water – but equally hateful and ill-informed. And of course the bogots’ favourite feared religious minority gets a mention as well.

Miranda Mills

Jayden hates dentists

The bogots’ favourite method of argument – vague accusations and third-party hearsay followed by an evidence-free tale  which even ACA or TDT would stay away from.

Now Jayden is a mine of information on health despite not being any sort of health care practitioner (unless there are witchdoctor courses on offer over teh interwebz). For instance, here is the comment to a Muslim man on his (hypothetical) bride.
Put on your Nokias

We are not sure when the Finnish phone company Nokia started producing running shoes but we guess they do if Jayden the All Knowing Quacking  says so right Jayden?

Quackery

Meanwhile home-grown Fascist towel boy Andrew Watts is as always nearby loyally clinging to Jayden’s mumbo-jumbo bag.

Jayden and Andy

And Gauleiter Andy’s favourite sexual activity even manages an airing here, despite it having nothing to do with the subject.

It seems Jayden also fancies itself as a genetics expert. Lots of them amongst the bogotry.

Jayden on genetics

Then probably realising it is out-classed by the average Year 7 Science student, Jayden hurriedly moves on to hand-washing, with a link of dubious provenance posted  either from a British tabloid or an anti-Muslim site, before the Year 7 student arrives to comment.

Jayden in true bogot  style then proceeds to refuse to provide the unnamed opponent below with any factual backup despite being asked and despite the charismatic presence of leading researcher and human centipede segment “Jack Schitt”.

Jayden on handwashing

Seems to us that the Qur’an has quite a lot of passages referring to washing, washing before prayers and personal hygiene in it, as opposed to the Bible which by contrast has very few. But this does not worry Jayden, who sails in regardless like a human Costa Concordia with about the same effect.

Bogot Knowledge Base

But just so we cannot be accused of ignoring Lydi….err Jayden’s extensive albeit evidence-deprived contribution to quackery modern epidemiology here is a tribute lovingly prepared by The Muppets.