Aborigines Stole the Land From Bacteria and Animals

No, people don’t make jokes about Aboriginal people stealing the land from bacteria and animals because jokes are usually funny.

Dylan Hamer-Mathew – you’re evidence that bacteria has been allowed to remain living in this country with full rights and opportunity for so many years.


Just clearing a few things up:

1. The word ‘australis’ was used by the Greeks in ancient times to mean ‘south’ or ‘southern part of the world’. Aboriginals were Australian before anyone else was.

2. You’re never a ‘full Australian’ unless you were the one of the first persons to inhabit this continent. You can be an Australian if you live in Australia, with citizenship.

3. If you’re a member of the Islamic faith, you can call yourself a ‘full muslim (sic)’.

Racist Jokes by Amy Marie Collin and Dylan Page

Watched ‘Can of Worms’ last night. Apparently, according to some twat of a comedian called Matt (someone), Layne Beachley and leader of the Fuckhead Party, Bob Katter, it’s always acceptable to tell racist jokes. In fact, it is their opinion, and the opinion of several of the members of the audience, and the majority of the people polled by Roy Morgan for the show that it if we didn’t crack racist jokes, we would become a ‘humourless society’.




These idiots talk as though racist jokes are the ONLY jokes. Racist jokes make up about 5% of the comedic gold that we see on TV shows and at the stand up gigs.


Racist jokes have NO use in our society other than to perpetuate negative stereotypes and to excuse ‘sneaky’ racism – which is much easier to accept – isn’t it?