BREAKING NEWS: Australian Defence League to Sue Facebook *LOL*

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Frustrated pests/Islamaphobes/keyboard warriors/drunken yobbos The Australian Defence League are (get ready for it) suing Facebook, apparently utilising the services of Slater & Gordon lawyers.

Under the leadership Facebook administration of John Abberton and Ralph Cerminara, the group is outraged that they’ve had to *gasp* cop short bans from Facebook for being racist fucktards.

The ADL are currently asking for donations from ‘members’ to fund the legal challenge despite not being able to identify any financial shortfall or social limitations from the Facebook bans. Whether or not these donations will need to be refunded in the same way that donations needed to be refunded to shmucks ‘members’ who actually forked out money for the hiring of a venue in Melbourne for a ‘meeting’ that attracted less than 5 RSVPs and had to consequently be cancelled is unclear at this stage.

The ADL has a long history of failures (scroll to the bottom to revisit some of the lowlights) and at the end of the day, only one fact remains: despite having a catch-cry of ‘NFSE’ (No Fucking Surrender Ever) and despite consistently referring to themselves as soldiers, all this pack of cockalora have ever achieved is owning a few bristling yet largely irrelevant and unpopulated Facebook groups and spending over five years trying to organise some shitty merchandise that’s still ‘in the pipeline’. We’d say that organising rallies and protest marches are also among their achievements but  when your membership is less than 0.0077% of the Australian population and of that pissweak circle-jerk club only 0.75% actually turn up to said rallies/protest marches, ‘achievement’ doesn’t quite fit the description.

When right-wing political parties can’t even attract 1% of the Australian public’s interest in a federal election, ‘organisations’ like the Australian Defence League (who can’t attract the necessary membership to even FORM political parties) are simply deluded ditch pigs, desperately upset with the state of their own mundane lives enough to try to blame others.

The ADL keep telling us all to ‘wake up’ and fear Islam, just as they do. Rise and shine indeed.

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Note: ‘no legal reason’. *Chokes on cereal*

Um, Facebook owns you and your pissy pages, you wilted herbs. You sign up under their terms and conditions and when you’re banned, you take it on the chin. If you want to refer to the banning of ‘freedom of expression/speech’, you only need to look so far as your own mission statement for a prime example of a group trying to limit the freedoms of another group.

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Note: this comment from mouth-breather Kim Williams is not racist as she is attacking Islam. Please ignore the fact that she repeatedly references ‘our country’ and how Muslims come from ‘other countries’.

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As promised, here are some previous examples of how the Australian Defence League are nothing more than miserable failures dwelling on the lunatic fringe of the lunatic fringe of society:

24 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: Australian Defence League to Sue Facebook *LOL*

  1. Are The ADL or Australian Dickheads League and their suckers sorry supporters idiots or what?

    As they should know any court case well involved bringing up the ADL and suckers own racists rants as evidence

    So I say bring it on and let the law firm get money from ADL for nothing.

  2. And defacing money in the case of a person, not being a body corporate–is $5,000 fine or imprisonment for 2 years, or both.

    So I guess The ADL has to also spend money, fighting the above charge?

  3. Not only do they need basic literacy, for people so damned proud of being Aussies, there’s at least one example of US English spelling in there…

  4. Grudgingly noting that Kim Williams may *technically* not be racist even for using countries since nations aren’t races – but certainly seems bigoted.

    Also “there [sic?] hate shari law” LOL wut? Poor Shari whoever she is! Oh and thinking of hate laws i.e. laws dealing with hatred, seems tome the ADL is running afoul of a few of those. Hate speech – there *are* laws against that aren’t there?

    I predict their legal action will not go well for them – just like everything else they do.

  5. .. suing Facebook, apparently utilising the services of Slater & Gordon lawyers.

    Same Slater & Gordon that former Prime Minister Julia Gillard – who I doubt they’re fans of – used to work for I take it?

    How hypocritical. Be surprised if Slater &Gordon do more than laugh at the brief. If anything I suspect facebook broke the law more in allowing the ADL’s hate pages than in banning them – apparently not for long enough.

  6. Is there a case number, or any link to their Statement of Claim?
    It ought to be good for even more lutz since (above) it seems the rednecks can’t even manage to spell the the name of their counsel’s firm correctly.
    I confess curiosity as to what possible tort Facebook has allegedly committed.
    Don’t they realise that, as a result of their litigation, a catalog of all the authors of their racist bogan hatred will be placed on permanent record in court documents…. errr, no; they wouldn’t.

  7. Haha about as successful as a Nick Darrin Folkes rally! Maybe people should email slater and Gordon and ask why are they doing business with neonazis?

    Facebook close down offensive groups and pages all the time.

  8. Damn, I just went to have a look though their page & it appears to have been removed from FB.
    I think they need to get a better lawyer onto the case, maybe George Brandis SC might have some free time in the near future to take this on pro bono?

  9. I think they are doing a fair job exposing the evil nature of islam – any one with a shred of intelligence , on doing even a small amount of researching of the Koan/ Hadiths etc will quickly recognise how subversive and at odd with our Aussie laws and customs – People of isalm dont assimilate – only form concentrated pockets within our communities then endeavour to implement aspects progressively of sharia law!! one can see this occur in the UK ,EU and US establishment of ‘no go aeas” – murders , beheadings, abuse of young girls, drug runners, into prostitution (child grooming etc – we need Gov to cap and control or better still Ban All isalmic people from entering Aust Permanently !
    Lets face it – their prophet mohammad was a Liar, thief, murderer, pedophile,wife beater, polygamist, necrophiliac – so what should any one really expect form those following the ideology or religion of such a despicable scum bag!!

    • You mean “evidence” from US-based websites from nutjobs like “Robert Spencer” and the like all of whom have zero credibility?

      Then again the US have 60% of people who don’t believe in evolution so one could expect that from them.

      We have far higher standards.

    • If Muslims can never and will never integrate into Australian society, only working to make no go areas and implement sharia law…..why do so many Muslims work in diverse industries and make friends with people outside of Islam?

      And naturally you’ll have evidence that Islamic immigration has lead to increases in prostitution, abuse of young girls, be headings, murder, etc? No?

      I’m reasonably sure you have never met a Muslim person, right? You’re basing all your beliefs on third or fourth hand hearsay from biased sources, right?

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