When knuckle-dragging Muslim-hating cretins flop their tentacles across the Pacific and make contact with their US equivalents the results are often hilarious.
Now for fact time. This is the flag the morons are getting so excited about. This flag has nothing to do with the Stars and Stripes.
This is the flag of Malaysia – a member of the Commonwealth like Australia and a country which happens to have a majority Muslim population.
But before the bogots hide behind the sofa clutching their legacy fridge magnets, take a look at this flag.
This is the flag of Singapore, Malaysia’s near neighbour. Now Singapore has a crescent moon and five stars. Does that make it five times more Muslamic than Malaysia?
Err…no. Singapore has no state religion. None at all.