We were hoping this Twitter twerp had finally disappeared up his own arse after having been outed most effectively by his latest intended victim on the ABC Religion and Ethics site no less.
Nothing ethical about Twerp as you can see.
However in its constant quest for love social media validation it has lurched about , found a new target and proceeded to defame this person.
So what do we know about Twerp?
1. Obsession with Russian men
Yes folks Twerp created a fake using as a profile pic the image of real life Russian footballer Sergey Serapov and proceeded to try and spam our page and Twitter with it.
We are sure the real Sergey would not be impressed. In fact we’d be happy to send Twerp over to the lads at FC Pskov for kicking practice except we suspect Twerp is such a lardy even the great Maradona could not have booted him into the net.
We did have a giggle at Twerp’s failed name-check there for someone called “Amy” – maybe that was the bit where he got up and waddled out to order yet another home-delivered killer-joule snack?
Twerp’s next object of desire is another Russian, an unnamed model from an online fashion magazine.
Not one to let reality or even originality intrude, Twerp christened him “Igor Saratov”.
Fake “Igor” even has a Facebook page.
2.Obsessed with homosexuality
Seems to have a connection with the handsome young Russians. Hmmm…
You see we know Twerp is well into middle age and has at least one kid, and we hope that Mrs Twerp and kid might have found out early in the piece and scarpered to greener and safer pastures.
Life with a phobic sociopath cannot really be fun. Even one with a UNSW degree…