Drunken yobbos, bigots and bogans frequently get around with the Australian flag draped over their shoulders, dragging in the dirt. Sometimes they wear the flag as boxer shorts that rub up against their sweaty genitals. Often, they fly it from their cars allowing it to become dirty, tatty and ripped. And on occasion, they force non-whites to kiss it at music festivals to pledge some form of allegiance to our country.
The entire time our home-growns have been treating
a piece of material made in China the flag this way, they have been simultaneously demanding that foreigners assimilate, ironically ignoring the overwhelming evidence that they are already.
We come to the photo of the Australian Muslims wearing the flag proudly as a hijab. Enter Jessica Young, dental nurse at DC Dental: