The speech that stops the barbie
So slap a drop bear on the cook top, bite the top off a Darwin stubby and harden up harken to the words of Nick!
In all our recorded history such words have never been uttered! If you don’t believe us ask a barristor (sic) !
Barrister barrista barristor
you said it... 
“Treatson!” The tastiest treat of all.
Just wondering what recipes I can use for high treatson? I heard brownies do ok 😉
The joke was… half baked… thats low, even for me. Quitting while I’m behind.
“THE SUPREAM LAW OF AUSTRAILA.”
This guy’s illiteracy has its own unique style that makes it more readable and entertaining than most. E.g. his consistent misuse of “whom” is intriguing.
Great find.
Has anyone commissioned a study linking spelling to racism? The more I read this blog, the moe apparent that link becomes.
Typically, I would stuff up “more” when writing this.
This might be useful if you haven’t already read it…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/27/intelligence-study-links-prejudice_n_1237796.html
Don’t forget the tattoos and alcoholism!
I always thought that “opininons” was spelt “opions”
Ah wel…
Yikes. Talk about readability issues and the netiquette of ridiculously inappropriate capitaisation “shouting” … Hint : Dude, settle down & stop posting drunk! Think for a second (or five) about whether what you are saying actually makes sense or no, hey?
Racism – yeah, Take a good hard look at yourself and reconsider. No ones perfect – you and me included. The idea is, ideally, to reflect, learn, and get better. Go on I’ll try it if, well even if you won’t actually.
Capitalisation – mea culpa. Know I’ve gotta work on my typing too.
I love it when fruitcakes use ‘Constitution’ as a crutch when they obviously haven’t read it.
The only mention of Treason in the constitution is under membership of the House of Representatives (where prosecution for treason disqualifies you). No member of theantibogan is in the HOR (unfortunately) so it doesn’t apply. As for religion, read s116 – freedom of religion, no government enforced religion and no religious test for public office.
hahaha zing good work mate I guess you will get no reply now 🙂
When I got to ‘magority’ my brain’s self-preservation mechanism kicked in and I read the rest as, “Spluurrrrr blurrrr blaaaargh baaaar…”
Sayme hear
You should never drink and type.
Settle down all you intellectual types. Nowhere in the CONSTITUTION does it say you can’t CONTRADIC the laws of English. Stop questioning whatever his name is I’ve already forgotten’s Aussie right to create his own language.
It’s the vibe. The supream vibe.
Not to mention the perennial excuse “I WUZ HACKED BY ME BROTHER WHO WUZ JUS HAVIN’ HIS SAY!” coming in 5, 4, 3…