Meet Brian Fitzgerald,
bullshit artist amateur statistician.
In addition to musing over Australia being a country like Europe, Brian also enjoys using Facebook to imagine up scenarios where he goes all
extremist wanker tough guy and pours acid over the faces of others before a few cucumber sandwiches in the local Parramatta area.
Brian also seems a little confused about his ethnic slurs, not to mention the history of medicine, but doesn’t let that stop him mixing them all up in one big theoretical vomit.
It’s surprising, considering the charm and eloquence of the man, that he would appear to have become single in recent times. Well, perhaps not so surprising…
Not content with alleged threats of violence against the mother of his child and/or written threats to random members of the Facebook public, Brian also provides an example of how to be an expert in irony.
If you’re still with us (well done), let us leave you with Brian’s hypotheses on genetics, his aversion to “mooseys” (?) and the curious notion of the foam-inducing bogot misdemeanour of being a “race traitor”.