“ Raymond Shaw Walter Mitty Darren Beatle Bailey-Morris is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”
Or so he thinks.
Darren loves men
Yes he does. In a mannish sort of way of course. None of that preverty stuff with Goblin. Goblin wants to preserve his precious bodily fluids. He’s a man’s man and never gets sick of telling everyone ad nauseam.
At least he loves sending them messages on Facebook then blocking them so they cannot tell him what a dickhead he is. Like this unfortunate guy for example.
But Goblin couldn’t resist. Seems like he couldn’t wait to meet his quarry and bring his sister along as chaperone – just so there wouldn’t be any funny business. Goblin is like that with funny business.
Darren loves women
He is so concerned that one of his targets needs some action that he offers to introduce her to some men in the ADL with whom he seems to be on intimate terms.
Darren loves Straya
He loves Straya so much he has managed to imagine an alternative universe into existence where he served in the SASR some time in the early to mid 80s, when Australia was not actually engaged in major hostilities.
So not only has General Goblin imagined a warrior role for himself but he has also imagined a conflict which never took place.
Stephen Hawking would like to talk to you Gobs. Err…no he wouldn’t…
Darren also loves new technology
He is an early adapter and uses his freshly honed Twitter skills to contact his target to discuss his media appearances.
Get over it Gobbles. No such thing as bad publicity.
But notwithstanding all the above we hate to discourage the lad. After all it is rare to find such batshit craziness fervent patriotism coupled with such willingness to use social media to stalk and threaten pursue positive social relationships.
So we repeat the mantra
“ Raymond Shaw Walter Mitty Darren Beatle Bailey-Morris is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”
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you said it... 
I have to say that I do love that in practically the same breath he says ‘I’m not racist’, ‘Islam is not a race’, ‘I have many coloured friends’ and then goes on to talk about young girls being pack raped by lebos.. cos, you know.. being Lebonese isn’t a race, right? what a toss pot..
And just quickly regarding his attempted legal action.. the best defense against defamation is the truth.. and how can screengrabs of your publicly published works or videos of yourself be anything but true?
If everyone who claimed to be in the SAS or SASR got together the crowd would fill Australia, FFS. BTW TAB if, big if, he was in the regiment, I wonder what he saw apart from videos of muslim atrocities? No we weren’t on active deployments and apart from training in Indonesia, Borneo and work in PNG and Bouganville not much was going on, maybe a few trips to East Timor to sit in an OP and watch the border, but that would be all.
These days we see all too often the muslim atrocities, along with all the others due to camera phones and the like, poor old internet has been hijacked.
I’m so sick of people sprouting this crap. No one thinks any more of you if you say you were a soldier. In fact, most soldiers, ESPECIALLY SAS veterans who actually saw action, would NEVER disclose it to the public. You would sound like a wanker who is probably lying. Almost threw up with his ‘good wishes’ message to his ‘brothers’, what a perfect opportunity to big-note yourself and look like a nice person. Just pure wank. If he was actually in the SAS, there would be records….
Lefties never learn. If they can’t win an argument and are obviously to scared to confront me to my face with this slander(they run & one actually cried when I caught him) haha- They attack ones character. Funny they attack me. The same ones attacking me are the ones that associate with a known armed robber that served 9 years in jail for armed robbery on women, is a iv drug user and bi sexual. Also a thief . Then there are the fags that were arrested in Brisbane public toilet for soliciting underage boys- real community spirit there boys! So you have the audacity to attack me, someone that has helped the homeless, the poor and the invalid and also served my country. All the while you cretins live on the dole, frequent public toilets for sex and do drugs and support a cult you know nothing about, makes sense. No wonder is becoming a shithole in suburbs when you have people like this (you call good anti-bogans and socialists) having too much say with pages like this. When you all have the guts to confront us that actually care for our country and are prepared to fight for it and not run and hide like bitches(like you all do) then you have the right to stand up and speak, until then shut your filthy feral left wing mouths and do something to contribute to society like get a job. Welfare wasn’t introduced to support lazy socialists that attack the military and anyone that fights for Australias best interests. You people know nothing of me and do not even know what I stand for. You believe the rantings of a convicted iv bi sexual drug addict criminal over that of a man that is respected in the community, educated and a family man. If being a anti bogan means associating with the likes of these people- believe me I am proud to call my self a bogan, funny thing is this, I shower daily,wear cologne,shoes and clean ironed clothes and the ones attacking me call me a bogan and they are feral unwashed,uneducated (often mental patients on a day pass) wearing no shoes and smell like road kill, and all live and rort the welfare that I pay for. Seriously who are/is the bogan/s.
Not interested in your personal grooming since none of the women here would date you anyway.
And why the obsession with paedophilia and “fags”?
Did something happen to you for which you need to seek professional help?
For someone willing to get litigious in regards to defamation, you sure have no problems public posting unfounded and possibly damaging generalisations and accusations… I sure hop your lawyer isn’t expensive (as fictional as he may be)…
Self employed member of the “community” here and trust me I have absolutely no respect for you what so ever. Don’t generalise and talk yourself up!
LOL.
You sound a lot like one of the troublemakers who used to be in my son’s class – when he was seven.
Back to the glue bag, Darren. Please.
Oh you mean like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVv92tcfg1Y
Hi Darren. I’ve asked this so many times before, and no doubt will do so many times again:
What’s with the obsession with guys having sex with each other? You just love saying anyone who disagrees with you has sex with men (Even the women!), and describing their acts in quite specific detail? Why? You know no one is offended by it-calling a leftie gay is like called a brunette a red head-it’s not offensive, just inaccurate.
So why does a guy who says he doesn’t like homosexuality love talking about homosexual acts so much? Is it the same reason why a self professed heterosexual says stuff like “You play with girls like a fag” and “I have sex with women, I don’t like them” and love talking about hanging out with men, like a real man?
As I’ve told you before, I think this is your true self, your true desires, being revealed to us. But why hide? We don’t care if you’re gay or straight-we’ll treat you the same either way. So come on, be true to yourself-you’ll be happier!
Think of it this way: Which gender, would you say on average you are happier with? Which gender of people do you enjoy the company of the most? Which gender, if you are true to yourself, you’d actually say you’d love?
Ever heard of an ‘ad hominem’ argument? Nah, probably not. You’re just a failure. You can be anyone on the internet. I’m in the SAS.