Dear ‘Indian Filth’…

Dear ‘Grand Magus’,

I think I have a few more humane solutions to your obvious insecurities regarding people with dark skin.

Firstly, get a job so you can afford a car. That way you won’t have to put up with sharing public transport. Most people are okay with this concept.

Secondly, it is encouraged that you do some more lines of coke in order to stunt your senses of smell and hearing. That way you won’t have to smell the multicultural aromas of a multicultural country.

Thirdly, don’t have sexual relations with Indian women if they don’t turn you on. Stick to white people because none of them are hideously overweight, stinking or living in slobby squalor.

Finally, if ‘fingering poo’ is distressing you so much, delete ‘Two Girls One Cup’ from your hard drive.

‘Hannabelle’: Don’t quit your day job in order to pursue a career in comedy. Well, firstly get a day job. And then don’t quit it.

35 thoughts on “Dear ‘Indian Filth’…

  1. “Hannabelle’: Don’t quit your day job in order to pursue a career in comedy. Well, firstly get a day job. And then don’t quit it.” LOL

  2. What’s the difference between a monkey and Hannabelle? One’s a primitive organism that hasn’t evolved much over millions of years, has rudimentary intelligence and communicates mostly in grunts and shrieks. The other lives in a zoo.

  3. Dear ‘Grand TAB’,

    Firstly, he said nothing about “dark skin”.
    That was you.

    Secondly, buy a car?
    What happened to “Go Green. Save the Planet.” (Kopyright: Kremlin Komrades)

    Thirdly, he complains about people loudly playing music on public transport.
    This is not a problem, TAB?

    Fourthly, he says nothing about having “sexual relations with Indian women”.
    That was you.

    “Stick to white people because none of them are hideously overweight, stinking or living in slobby squalor.”

    And if smelly, fat, hideous White people played AC/DC loudly on the train, smelling of beer and Old Spice and KFC *BACON* burgers, this is not something anyone can *complain* about?

    “get a day job. And then don’t quit it.”

    You too, TAB.

    • “Firstly, he said nothing about “dark skin”.
      That was you.”

      Sorry, when he referred to Indians and ‘curry munchers’, I only assumed he was talking about people with dark skin. Excuse my foolishness.

      “Secondly, buy a car?
      What happened to “Go Green. Save the Planet.” (Kopyright: Kremlin Komrades)”

      Oh you’re so hilarious. I would probably advocate for people as toxic as this guy to be GIVEN cars so we don’t have to mix with HIM on public transport.

      “Thirdly, he complains about people loudly playing music on public transport.
      This is not a problem, TAB?”

      Where did he say that the ‘punjab music’ was being played on public transport, Shonk? He also referred to Indians as people who finger their poo. Are we still on the bus at this stage?

      “Fourthly, he says nothing about having “sexual relations with Indian women”.
      That was you.”

      He did express frustration at the fact that Indian women were so ugly and hairy that he found them largely unattractive. But as far as we know, no women other than this guy’s girlfriend go out of their way to look attractive for solely him. So if he finds them ugly – good for him. Nobody is forcing him to have anything to do with them.

      “And if smelly, fat, hideous White people played AC/DC loudly on the train, smelling of beer and Old Spice and KFC *BACON* burgers, this is not something anyone can *complain* about?”

      Of course you can complain about that kind of behaviour. Just don’t complain about their skin colour. Complain about the behaviour. If a guy gets on the train stinking of spicy food, playing loud music and picking poo out of his arse, then complain. Don’t complain because he happens to have dark skin.

      ““get a day job. And then don’t quit it.”

      You too, TAB.”

      Cool comeback. Once again you’ve acted as an apologist for this cancerous racism. You’re a seriously low character.

  4. Dear ‘Grand Schlockaholic’,

    Firstly, you’re a boring pissant.
    That is you.

    Secondly, pendantic nitpicking little shit?
    That is you.

    Thirdly, you complain loudly about fuckall.
    This is a problem.

    Fourthly, you say a shit load about nothing at all, consistently.
    That is you.

    Stop whining like the petulant little mediocre troll that you are.

    “get a day job. And then don’t quit it.”

    You too, Shlockaholic.

  5. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA. oh wow. grand magus. shit, i think i’ll go change my facebook name to stormclaw deathhammer now. or, artemus highwind XIII. holy shit lol.

    PAIN STEPHEN?! oh god i couldn’t make this shit up even if i tried.

    i think these guys should stop reading fantasy books.

  6. “Firstly, he said nothing about “dark skin”.
    That was you.”

    “Sorry, when he referred to Indians and ‘curry munchers’, I only assumed he was talking about people with dark skin. Excuse my foolishness.”

    Yes, assumed.
    He said nothing about dark skin.
    You did.

    “Where did he say that the ‘punjab music’ was being played on public transport, Shonk?”

    He referred to it in the sentence *immediately following* the public transport comment.
    Where else do think he would be forced to listen to it?
    Have you ever been on a train?
    They do it all the time!

    “Fourthly, he says nothing about having “sexual relations with Indian women”.
    That was you.”

    “He did express frustration at the fact that Indian women were so ugly and hairy”

    But nothing about having sex with them.
    That was you.

    “Of course you can complain about that kind of behaviour. Just don’t complain about their skin colour. Complain about the behaviour.”

    He was.

    “If a guy gets on the train stinking of spicy food, playing loud music and picking poo out of his arse, then complain.”

    He did.

    “Don’t complain because he happens to have dark skin.”

    He didn’t.

    *You* brought up dark skin.
    Do you think *all* Indians are dark?

    “Once again you’ve acted as an apologist for this cancerous racism.”

    And once again you’ve attributed words and thoughts to people who never actually expressed them, while deliberately distorting what they did say.

    • “Yes, assumed.
      He said nothing about dark skin.”

      What colour skin do Indians have?

      ““Where did he say that the ‘punjab music’ was being played on public transport, Shonk?”

      He referred to it in the sentence *immediately following* the public transport comment.”

      So YOU assumed that he was referring to public transport.

      “Where else do think he would be forced to listen to it?”

      He also complained about Indians picking shit out of their arse with their fingers. Did you associate this with public transport complaints as well?

      “Have you ever been on a train?
      They do it all the time!”

      They do what exactly? Get out the sitar, sarod and sarangi and crack out a few hits?

      “But nothing about having sex with them.
      That was you.”

      Ah look who’s splitting hairs. I didn’t say sex, I said sexual relations. Which is something you don’t generally have with a person you’re not attracted to.

      “Of course you can complain about that kind of behaviour. Just don’t complain about their skin colour. Complain about the behaviour.”

      He was.”

      Then why did he refer to Indians?

      “Do you think *all* Indians are dark?”

      Do you think he was hating on ‘white Indians’?

      “And once again you’ve attributed words and thoughts to people who never actually expressed them, while deliberately distorting what they did say.”

      Do you think this guy is racist or not?

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      Out damned spot!

  7. “Yes, assumed.
    He said nothing about dark skin.”

    TAB: “What colour skin do Indians have?”

    Various.
    And irrelevant.
    YOU were the one going on about “dark skin”.

    Grand Magus said *nothing* about “dark skin”, yet you then bitch about people complaining about “dark skin”.

    “Where else do think he would be forced to listen to it?”

    “He also complained about Indians picking shit out of their arse with their fingers. Did you associate this with public transport complaints as well?”

    No, that doesn’t generally happen on a train, but people playing “punjab” music happens a lot.

    And no they don’t “Get out the sitar, sarod and sarangi and crack out a few hits?”.
    They play portable recorded music players.

    “Ah look who’s splitting hairs. I didn’t say sex, I said sexual relations.”

    There’s a difference?

    “Which is something you don’t generally have with a person you’re not attracted to.”

    He didn’t say anything about having sex OR “sexual relations” with Indian women.
    *You* did.

    “Of course you can complain about that kind of behaviour. Just don’t complain about their skin colour. Complain about the behaviour.”

    He was.”

    “Then why did he refer to Indians?”

    Because it was *their* behaviour, moron.

    “Do you think *all* Indians are dark?”

    “Do you think he was hating on ‘white Indians’?”

    He didn’t refer to skin colour AT ALL.
    That was YOU.

    “And once again you’ve attributed words and thoughts to people who never actually expressed them, while deliberately distorting what they did say.”

    “Do you think this guy is racist or not?”

    Max power to deflector shields!

    YOU have brought up several “points” that weren’t even mentioned by Grand Magus, yet attribute them to HIM.

    You are a fraud.

    Josh, this is Australia, speak English.

    • “TAB: “What colour skin do Indians have?”

      Various.
      And irrelevant.
      YOU were the one going on about “dark skin”.”

      And he was the one going on about Indians. Who have dark skin. And we arrive at the beginning of the Shonkyderelict illogical circle again.

      “Grand Magus said *nothing* about “dark skin”, yet you then bitch about people complaining about “dark skin”.”

      Grand Magus bitched about people who were Indian. And how does he recognise a person is Indian? They don’t all play the sitar in public, nor do they pick poo out of their arses on the bus. He recognises Indians by their appearance. Which includes dark skin.

      ““He also complained about Indians picking shit out of their arse with their fingers. Did you associate this with public transport complaints as well?”

      No, that doesn’t generally happen on a train, but people playing “punjab” music happens a lot.”

      I’ve never heard pubjab music on a train. In fact, I rarely hear ANY music on a train unless someone is listening to headphones at max. volume, or someone’s phone rings. What do you ride to work? The Karaoke Party Bus? Oh that’s right. You don’t work.

      “And no they don’t “Get out the sitar, sarod and sarangi and crack out a few hits?”.
      They play portable recorded music players.”

      Yeah whatever. You’ve probably heard Indian music played through speakers on public transport like once or twice in your life.

      ““Ah look who’s splitting hairs. I didn’t say sex, I said sexual relations.”

      There’s a difference?”

      Yes there is. There are many stops before intercourse. I doubt you’d understand. Feel free to continue splitting those hairs.

      ““Which is something you don’t generally have with a person you’re not attracted to.”

      He didn’t say anything about having sex OR “sexual relations” with Indian women.
      *You* did.”

      If he has NO intentions of having sexual relations with a person, then how they appear to him is irrelevant. The comment was “Thirdly, don’t have sexual relations with Indian women if they don’t turn you on.” In other words, if they bother you so much, don’t go near them. Nobody is forcing you to anything with them. It’s like people who complain about gay marriage. If you don’t like gay marriages, don’t get one.

      ““Then why did he refer to Indians?”

      Because it was *their* behaviour, moron.”

      So Indians are the only ones who stink, play annoying music, have poor hygiene and are ugly, is that right? That’s racism mate. I’ve never met you but my money would be on you having most of those characteristics.

      ““Do you think *all* Indians are dark?”

      “Do you think he was hating on ‘white Indians’?””

      No.

      “He didn’t refer to skin colour AT ALL.
      That was YOU.”

      He referred to Indians, who mostly have dark skin. He differentiates Australians and Indians with a skin colour visual cue. He sees an Australian standing next to an Indian. He knows nothing about either of them. He automatically hates the Indian standing on the left. He knows that’s the Indian and not the Australian, as the Indian has dark skin. How fucking stupid are you that you need to have this explained to you?

      ““Do you think this guy is racist or not?”

      Max power to deflector shields!”

      Hypocrisy? Do you think he’s racist or not? His comments sound racist. We have attributed the characteristic of racism to him. Rightfully so. Do you think he’s racist or not Shonkyfuck? Try not to ********deflect******** the questions.

      “YOU have brought up several “points” that weren’t even mentioned by Grand Magus, yet attribute them to HIM.

      You are a fraud.”

      Yeah, that Indians have dark skin. Oooooh… Suck my fraudulent tits.

  8. I don’t know what’s more disturbing, that someone’s trying to defend the indefnsible by nitpicking or that someone has purposely named their child “Hannabelle Tyffanie”.

    Give a kid a name like that and you’re pretty much condemning her to a life of boganism.

  9. TAB: “And he was the one going on about Indians. Who have dark skin.”

    And so do Aborigines. Was he going on about Aborigines?
    So do Zulus. Was he going on about Zulus?

    *Some* Indians have dark skin.
    There are actually two distinct lineages, the Indic in the North and the Dravidian in the South. The latter are the darker ones.
    Indic Indians are lighter and actually related (distantly) to Europeans.
    He talked of “Indians”.

    He did not talk of whether they had light or dark skin.
    YOU did.
    Then pretended he was the one saying it.

    The issue is not whether Indians are dark.
    The issue is you attributing things to people who *never said them*.
    If you expect any credibility with your “name and shame” game, then stick to shaming people for what they ACTUALLY SAY.

    “And how does he recognise a person is Indian?”

    He mentioned music and odours.
    He didn’t mention skin colour.
    “Indians” are identifiable by their holistic manifestation.

    Plenty of people around the world probably have the same skin colours as “Indians”, but you wouldn’t call them “Indians” if they lacked other identifiable characteristics.

    “He recognises Indians by their appearance. Which includes dark skin.”

    But not *only* dark skin.
    And HE never mentions it.

    “I’ve never heard pubjab music on a train.”

    You’ve never been to the western suburbs.

    “You’ve probably heard Indian music played through speakers on public transport like once or twice in your life.”

    I shouldn’t hear it at all.
    Playing music on a train is just disrespectful.

    “If he has NO intentions of having sexual relations with a person, then how they appear to him is irrelevant.”

    Bullshit.
    People can comment on anyone’s appearance, whether they intend to have sex with them or not.

    “So Indians are the only ones who stink, play annoying music, have poor hygiene and are ugly, is that right?”

    Deflector shields holding.

    It is irrelevant whether anyone else does it.
    He is complaining about the people HE has encountered.

    “He differentiates Australians and Indians with a skin colour visual cue.”

    Well, duh!
    But he says NOTHING ABOUT IT!!
    There are many “cues” that indicate ethnicity, but he does not mention skin colour.
    YOU did.

    “How fucking stupid are you that you need to have this explained to you?”

    I don’t need anything explained to me.
    You are extrapolating and attributing things to someone who never said those things.
    You are a fraud.

    “Hypocrisy? Do you think he’s racist or not?”

    How am I a hypocrite?
    I couldn’t care less if he’s “racist”.
    You’re the one obsessed with racism.

    You apply the term “racist” in a generalised way.
    You know only that Magus dislikes *Indians*, because of various factors he has encountered with that particular group (no mention of skin colour though).

    You have no idea what his opinions are on any other people, or “race” in general.

    • “And so do Aborigines. Was he going on about Aborigines?
      So do Zulus. Was he going on about Zulus?”

      No because he said ‘Indians’. And the visual distinction between himself and an Indian is the dark skin. I’m sorry this is so hard for you to understand.

      “*Some* Indians have dark skin.
      There are actually two distinct lineages, the Indic in the North and the Dravidian in the South. The latter are the darker ones.
      Indic Indians are lighter and actually related (distantly) to Europeans.
      He talked of “Indians”.”

      Let’s get this clear, herpes-merchant. He was not talking about light-skinned Indic Indians. And you know it. All you want to do is continue to excuse this piece of shit.

      “He did not talk of whether they had light or dark skin.
      YOU did.
      Then pretended he was the one saying it.”

      He was generalising. People who generalise do not incorporate exceptions (ie. Indians with light skin) into their generalisations.

      “The issue is not whether Indians are dark.
      The issue is you attributing things to people who *never said them*.
      If you expect any credibility with your “name and shame” game, then stick to shaming people for what they ACTUALLY SAY.”

      We put this guy on our blog because he’s a fucking racist. He believes that people who look differently to him are inferior. If you’re getting your knickers caught in a twist because we inferred that the people he was denigrating were identifiable because of the colour of their skin, then you’re using a minor technicality to excuse his racism. Even if his gripe wasn’t with dark skin, his gripe was with Indians. That’s racism, in case you missed it.

      “He mentioned music and odours.
      He didn’t mention skin colour.
      “Indians” are identifiable by their holistic manifestation.”

      Many a time I’ve sat on a train next to another white bloke who has smelled like faeces and body odour. Many a time I’ve heard dickhead bogans pull up at the lights in their shitboxes with Slipknot et. al. pumping out their windows at max. volume. He has targeted Indians as being the only ones who smell and play bad music. Racism.

      “Plenty of people around the world probably have the same skin colours as “Indians”, but you wouldn’t call them “Indians” if they lacked other identifiable characteristics.”

      Blah blah. He said he was talking about Indians. If you don’t know an Indian when you see one, you’d better call the Guide Dog Association.

      “But not *only* dark skin.
      And HE never mentions it.”

      You’ve made this perfectly clear, and it’s the only argument you have, despite your thousand word essays on this topic. All in the name of excusing this guy’s racism. We called him racist. It doesn’t matter if his racism is on the basis of dark skin or whatever else, he is a racist.

      ““I’ve never heard pubjab music on a train.”

      You’ve never been to the western suburbs.”

      I’m sorry, I didn’t realise you were stalking me.

      “I shouldn’t hear it at all.
      Playing music on a train is just disrespectful.”

      It’s not just Indians who do this, if it happens at all.

      “Bullshit.
      People can comment on anyone’s appearance, whether they intend to have sex with them or not.”

      You keep missing the point. Of course he can – but that doesn’t make it excusable to brandish an entire race of people dirty and ugly simply because you’ve got no interest in having sexual relations with them. As said before – if you’ve got no interest in rooting a person, don’t comment on their appearance. It’s fucking disrespectful. Not that you’d know anything about what constitutes disrespectful.

      “Deflector shields holding.

      It is irrelevant whether anyone else does it.
      He is complaining about the people HE has encountered.”

      No, it’s not irrelevant. He is generalising. He is stereotyping. He is being RACIST because he is labelling ALL Indians as having the negative traits he mentions. Why can you not understand such a simple concept? Are you that fucking retarded? HE has not encountered every single one of the several billion Indians on the planet, therefore he has NO fucking right to say the things he says about ‘Indians’. TRY to understand how fucking damaging this attitude is.

      “You are extrapolating and attributing things to someone who never said those things.
      You are a fraud.”

      He is a racist. We are calling him a racist. You are defending him by focusing on the fact that he didn’t say the words ‘dark skin’. How about you try defending the fact that he generalised all Indians as being dirty, ugly, poo picking, shit music playing, stinky pieces of shit?

      “How am I a hypocrite?
      I couldn’t care less if he’s “racist”.
      You’re the one obsessed with racism.”

      Obsessed? Yes. Racism is a cancer. And instead of showing an interest in acknowledging the disease, you’re intent on supporting it in the name of I’m-bored-and-have-nothing-at-all-in-my-life-that-could-possibly-keep-me-occupied-enough-to-make-me-think-that-nitpicking-on-a-blog-isn’t-my-favourite-thing-in-the-world.

      “You apply the term “racist” in a generalised way.
      You know only that Magus dislikes *Indians*, because of various factors he has encountered with that particular group (no mention of skin colour though).”

      Rather than put the deflectors up, how about you answer the question. Is he racist or not? I am not ‘generalising’ his racism. He is racist because he implied that ALL Indians had the same negative characteristics as he described. That’s racism. Is he racist or not Shonkyderelict?

      “You have no idea what his opinions are on any other people, or “race” in general.”

      I have a strong idea of what his opinions are regarding Indian people.

  10. Dear Grand Angus, If you hate Indians so much, then stop using their numbers. Next time you check out of supermarket counter, ask the kind clerk to have your receipt printed in good old all white roman numbers. Im sure it will be much faster and efficient than the “curry-munching ferral rat holers'” invention like 0, 1, 2, 3….

  11. Love the site. Awesome, really well put together, especially the part about tracking down people on Facebook, then posting there private conversations on the net. I’m still trying to figure out what your trying to achieve by doing this. Love the insults, love the deleted posts, love the banning. Hypocrites, I’m going to drop a couple of my mates onto this site, extremely good hackers. Once the gain access they will find your real names (Im talking about the site admins, then post them, then rip this site to shreds). I’ve already had a go at hacking this site for fun, port scans, sql injections, xss scripting etc, page source info. Get ready for a shit storm.

    • HOLY FUCK GUYS, HIS MATES ARE HACKERS. CALL THE FUCKING INTERNET POLICE. I’M ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT HERE. BRB WHILE I SQL INJECT SOME CSS SHIT INTO MY API WHOIS LOW ORBITAL ION CANNON SUB7 AND HIT THE INTERNET TOUGH GUY ALERT.

    • I wouldn’t normally bother replying to your shit Bored the Inbred, but your Internet warrior act caught my eye as I was doing a tracert on you.

      Now say goodnight to Mummy and go and play with your willy. She’ll lend you her tweezers if you cannot find it.

    • You can hack, but can’t spell or use correct grammar?
      Fuck off you cumfart, until you get your ‘mates’ to hack this site…

  12. I don’t agree with any of the freaky hatred of these people but I lived next door to some people from the sub continent & they watched bollywood movies 24/7.
    It damn never drove me insaaane !!
    Such horrid whiney sounds.
    Love a good curry though …

  13. you guys just need to call down a little. Live is too short for wasting your breeath on crap that means nothing. I have better things to do with myself than hang around with some of the filthy white trash that has appeared on this webpage. The fact i came across this mess was purely by mistake. I’m glad to speak out for all indians. We rule the telecommunications world and these white fuckwits don’t even know what a mobile network comprises these days. Who do you call when you have a problem. Call us. We help and you fuck everthing you touch thats how it works. I am better than you. Get off the crack and get on with life. At a flick of a few keys we can make your lives hell. Emagine no mobile phone networks at all for a year, two years, no for ever. Think about it.

    • Nah, they’ll probably just move the jobs back here (or somewhere else) and charge more. Remember, the jobs moved to India because of cheap labour, not because of any great Indian expertise which the rest of the world is reliant on.

      Anyway, if you turned off the phones then you’d half India’s GDP in a second and that wouldn’t be at all good for you guys. Seems silly really.

  14. I’m not a huge fan of curry these days. It’s not that it’s bad. I’ve just eaten more than enough of it and couldn’t face anymore of it. And I really can’t stand eggplant.

  15. ooohhh the pain of it all!! Defenders of the Indian Race?? One day the covers will fall from your eyes and wisdom will prevail. Filth should not be defended, simply incinerated.

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