Could you be a bogan? Take this simple test to find out!
Does your daily alcohol consumption outweigh the amount of teeth you have?
Are you frightened of homosexuals, intelligent women and people from non-Anglo backgrounds?
Do you stand up for the rights of women but then treat them like pieces of meat?
Do you berate Aboriginal people for their inability to get jobs and their addiction to alcohol before sitting around your housing commission home sinking piss and then heading up to your local Centrelink office to collect Australian taxpayer’s money?
Do you and your friends have more babies than previous boyfriends/girlfriends?
Do you believe you have a sense of humour because your pass on lame jokes that alienate already marginalised groups of people in our community?
Have you been charged for assault after hitting a woman or getting in a drunken brawl while intoxicated?
If so, please don’t even think about calling yourself an Australian, let along ‘defending’/‘representing’ our country.