Miss USA Doesn’t Deserve Crown

The newly crowned Miss USA doesn’t deserve her crown, because… Wait for it… She is an Arab Muslim. Fancy that! The racists are up in arms at the fact that America could possibly choose a Muslim to be Miss USA! Don’t they know that she not only masterminded the 9/11 attacks, but she carries bombs, rapes children, stones people, mutilates genitals, and gets beaten by her husband? Oh wait – Muslims aren’t all like that? But doesn’t she carry a gun in her burqa in order to rob banks? She doesn’t? This is way too confusing.

Nicholas Folkes jumps on the strip-her-of-her-crown-based-on-her-ethnicity-and-race bandwagon and makes the stumbling admission that perhaps she might be more oppressed while living in an overseas country that didn’t support women’s rights, or the freedom to practice one’s own religion. Well that’s what we’ve been saying all along, chump. At some stage he’ll recognise that Muslims have been living in Western countries (like Australia) for a verrrry long time without mass breeding and without stoning criminals, mutilating genitals, raping women and children, killing non-believers, bombing marketplaces or robbing banks with hidden guns in burqas.

But all of this comes from a scared, shallow mind. The kind that believes true Aussie patriotism equates to hating non-whites.

8 thoughts on “Miss USA Doesn’t Deserve Crown

  1. I am not a fan of any of these beauty type pageant but realise some women get their self worth from their beauty. This young women is obviously a very relaxed Muslim due to her dress but this is something half the world would be happy about as they don;t want women to dress for modest. Poor muslim women asre damned if they do and damned if they don’t

    Afghani Muslims were here from the beginning of settlement in Australia as camels were used for transport…. when are we going to make them welcome.

  2. Not a fan of beauty contests either, except the ones featuring send-ups of the whole concept. Beauty contests like Miss USA tend to excite my baser instincts which leads to some problems with the resident Domestic Goddess. 😉

    However I seem to remember a few years ago the same ignoramuses squawking when an African-American girl won the title. So much of racist capital is tied up in their notions of male supremacy and women being breeding stock, and all those Cletus Rednecks like to fondly believe that high-quality women will be theirs for the taking when the Racist Rapture comes – except they don’t want them to be black or Muslim or “foreign'”.

  3. I am utterly amused at the juxtaposition of Folkes’ comment about chauvanism and the next one proudly displaying dismembered “boobies”.

  4. I was actually invited by one of my female friends to join that “touch a boob week” group, does that make me a bad person?

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